Only a Cuban thing?

Jeez how hard are you squeezing, lol. AFAIK, only la espada de Carlomagna is known to provoke this reaction.

Language learners are always going to sound more vulgar, direct, because they lack the vocabulary to say something more indirect and polite.

She said it in Spanish. She says she's a low-frequency but high-stink farter. But no stench so far. So I guess it's like how all my scripts come with a folded up piece of paper, that says I can't sue them if my dick falls off from taking it.

I would smell as much as you can- each fart is a one in a trillion event. No two farts are the same

Icey you might be correct with that comment- but its crazy how you like and respect ilbbaicnl so much because he does ridiculous things like spend $1000 on OTC lapdances with no extras.

You basically want everyone to be some sort of simp or cuckold, otherwise theyre evil tricks who coerce women. The guy who spends $200+ on p4p is a desperate loser that cant get anything else, while the guy spending $1000 on dances only is a boss, a player, and can get it for free

^ lol that made me laugh