So A Dancer Asked me to Buy her a Car

Buy the car, make the payments, keep it in your name. In exchange get unlimited pussy access. Honestly that would be quite a deal.

I know a guy who did this for a girl at the scores in Huntsville. I only know this because when I used to go there biweekly there was always something wrong with her car and stopped going for a while, so we should never said anything next time so she never said anything so I even brought up the subject and she told me this older gentleman had bought her a car and what we all do I said, what did you have to do for it and she was fairly clear that she didn’t do anything other than befriending when he came in the club and then she said he got a bit possessive, and she threatened to tell his wife, he stopped going to the club

Whats your budget? I like blacked out, or white, charcoal gray etc… Get her a mustang or tesla model 3

Buy her this one... autoworldstore.com

1985 Yugo. Should be affordable.

If you're seriously considering this, you might want to salvage a Pacer or a Pinto from a junkyard, then invest all of the money you saved in a good psychiatrist -- or maybe just a t-shirt that says, "Doormat."

I hear fisher-price is the best option, I personally like blue

Buy her a beautiful brand-new BMW (not one of the low-end ones, one of the high-end ones). Of course, pay all taxes and fees, plus pay for a year's worth of auto insurance.

Once you do all that, let her kick you in the nuts multiple times. You'll deserve it.

I am thinking a Subaru Outback. Sporty. Safe. Good in the Snow and Rain. Buy one just coming off a lease.

@Baristafan you were critical of Mexicans who like being fucked in the ass, but it seems your into it too…

My brother Rocky says I should buy her a Yellow Camero.

A van with captain chairs in the second row. This is where she will suck the car payment out of you each and every day until paid off.

She wants a Tahoe. Smdh. No practicality.

I offered a prius. She laughed

Barista: There’s a reason they call them Lesbarus. Definitely sending mixed messages if you buy her one

I like strippers that lick pussy

She wants a Tahoe

I think Matchbox has a Tahoe.

Say, is she announcing her profession with that choice: Tha' Hoe?

I take it your daddy hasn't clued you into the wiles of women yet, has he?

^ His daddy's probably still helping out those Nigerian princes.

Its only a few hundred a month. Seems like a fair trade.

Are you going to hand her cash? If you're going to finance it, what name will it be under?

Non-electric scooter

Wtf is wrong with people?