If TUSCL Was Like NASCAR...

sinclair,

Most always 40 cars now in Cup racing.

And I'll take Harley as the sponsor.

Yeah, I forgot about that. It used to be 43 cars for many years. Also a21985 was mistyped. Some of these are based on what people have talked about on the boards over the years or inside jokes.

25 - macanudo Blah blah - Chicago cutlery Nicespice- Khalil mamoon hookah

Lol! Nice list, smash that like button.

nicespice - fumari fumari.com

Lol huntsman I’m impressed you looked up hookah brands. I go for modern hookahs tho rather than traditional. Currently I have a cheap Mya QT but one day I may get in the mood to drop the cash for this sexy thing: shishabucks.com

Pistola/txtittyfag - rainbowdepot.com

Stankyspice - azithromycin (the chlamydia drug)

SJG / Antifa made me 🤣🤣🤣

Hookah is the real loserleaf

Lol this was great! You’re so creative Sinclair 👍👍

Great post! I don't understand a few of the sponsors.

The ricks = classy stuff like Rolex, Swarovski, and business cards that say “chemical engineer”

Scuttle! Scuttle! Scuttle!

Tetra?? Never heard of them, can't find their annual revenue via search engines. Seeing that several other "sponsors" have 10 or 11 figure annual revenues, I got to thinking that I should search for other alternatives.

The first one that popped into my mind was Starkist. Search engine results show annual revenue greater than $500M, and that it was acquired a few years ago by.... (Drum Roll)........ DONGWON INDUSTRIES of South Korea. An appropriate name for Tuscl related activity.

Tetra is a brand of aquarium fish food and supplies. Owned by Spectrum Brands (3.8 B 2018 net sales.) It also owns Black & Decker, Kwikset, Pfister, and Spectracide. DongWon is a cooler name, but Spectrum is HQ in Wisconsin. Buy American!

Haha Rite! I race da shit truck class

I'm flattered that sinclair would associate me with Antifa.

In the years which follow I hope to be able to do things which earn me that association.

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SJG

Start by going outside.

Call.Me.Ishmael sponsored by Greenpeace USA 😝

Lol. The irony is strong with this one.

You just gave SJG a boner by mentioning his name in this thread. Good job. Way to go.

Nidan111 ... Popov / Yellow Tail Sorry, couldn’t resist

Good list! Keep up the good work Sinclair

Thank you Sinclair! I found some of the Crazyjoe Nascar Groupies

tuscl.net

Enjoy

I'll add:

@Flagoneer - Del Monte @JohnSmith - Harlequin @Subra - Toyota @Dugan - aiche.org (although Men's Warehouse is more appropriate) @TxTittyFag - merriam-webster.com

juicebox69: Fred's used RV and ckacken fingers sales.

MackTruck: Fred's broken down RV towing service....

Fuck you Mackie! You da turd in the punch bowl