tuscl

If TUSCL Was Like NASCAR...

sinclair
Strip Club Nation
Tuesday, August 20, 2019 8:46 PM
If TUSCL users got a brand or company to sponsor their strip clubbing, what would the sponsor be for each TUSCL member? Since there are usually 43 cars in a race, here are 43 members and what I'd guess would be their car's sponsor based on their posts. Feel free to add your own. skibum69 - Rossignol gawker - Viagra rickdugan - Men's Warehouse sofaking87 - Furniture Row crazyjoe - McDonalds Book Guy - Barnes & Noble Huntsman - MacFarlane Pheasant Farm londonguy - Lipton JohnSmith69 - Zig Zag georgemicrodong - Extenze ButterMan - Land O Lakes 48Cowboy - Peterbilt juicebox69 - Kentucky Fried Chicken texastittyfag - Texas Roadhouse jackslash - Schwinn s275ironman - Precor minnow - Tetra Club_Goer - BNSF flagooner - Arsenal vincemichaels - Teen Vogue a123456 - Twin Spires Bavarian - BMW 4got2wipe - Charmin doctorevil - US Army lapdanceking - OxiClean Papi Chulo - Starbucks shadowcat - Delta Airlines Clubber - Harley-Davidson Cashman1234 - PNC Bank LinzeeDet - Playboy NinaBambina - Summer's Eve GoVikings - Minnesota Vikings whodey - Cincinnati Bengals Dougster - Trolli RandomMember - Domino Sugar Clackport - SoundCloud samsung1 - Samsung sanjoseguy - Antifa SCPandit - Tivicay scatterbrain - Adderall XR bubba272 - Fixodent founder - Bohemia sinclair - Budweiser

25 comments

  • Clubber
    5 years ago
    sinclair, Most always 40 cars now in Cup racing. And I'll take Harley as the sponsor.
  • sinclair
    5 years ago
    Yeah, I forgot about that. It used to be 43 cars for many years. Also a21985 was mistyped. Some of these are based on what people have talked about on the boards over the years or inside jokes.
  • Huntsman
    5 years ago
    25 - macanudo Blah blah - Chicago cutlery Nicespice- Khalil mamoon hookah
  • nicespice
    5 years ago
    Lol! Nice list, smash that like button. nicespice - fumari [view link]
  • nicespice
    5 years ago
    Lol huntsman I’m impressed you looked up hookah brands. I go for modern hookahs tho rather than traditional. Currently I have a cheap Mya QT but one day I may get in the mood to drop the cash for this sexy thing: [view link]
  • nicespice
    5 years ago
    Pistola/txtittyfag - [view link]
  • pistola
    5 years ago
    Stankyspice - azithromycin (the chlamydia drug) SJG / Antifa made me 🤣🤣🤣
  • pistola
    5 years ago
    Hookah is the real loserleaf
  • GoVikings
    5 years ago
    Lol this was great! You’re so creative Sinclair 👍👍
  • jackslash
    5 years ago
    Great post! I don't understand a few of the sponsors.
  • rickthecoconutcrab
    5 years ago
    The ricks = classy stuff like Rolex, Swarovski, and business cards that say “chemical engineer” Scuttle! Scuttle! Scuttle!
  • minnow
    5 years ago
    Tetra?? Never heard of them, can't find their annual revenue via search engines. Seeing that several other "sponsors" have 10 or 11 figure annual revenues, I got to thinking that I should search for other alternatives. The first one that popped into my mind was Starkist. Search engine results show annual revenue greater than $500M, and that it was acquired a few years ago by.... (Drum Roll)........ DONGWON INDUSTRIES of South Korea. An appropriate name for Tuscl related activity.
  • datinman
    5 years ago
    Tetra is a brand of aquarium fish food and supplies. Owned by Spectrum Brands (3.8 B 2018 net sales.) It also owns Black & Decker, Kwikset, Pfister, and Spectracide. DongWon is a cooler name, but Spectrum is HQ in Wisconsin. Buy American!
  • MackTruck
    5 years ago
    Haha Rite! I race da shit truck class
  • san_jose_guy
    5 years ago
    I'm flattered that sinclair would associate me with Antifa. In the years which follow I hope to be able to do things which earn me that association. [view link] SJG
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
    5 years ago
    Start by going outside.
  • nicespice
    5 years ago
    [view link].Ishmael sponsored by Greenpeace USA 😝
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
    5 years ago
    Lol. The irony is strong with this one.
  • Mate27
    5 years ago
    You just gave SJG a boner by mentioning his name in this thread. Good job. Way to go.
  • Nidan111
    5 years ago
    Nidan111 ... Popov / Yellow Tail Sorry, couldn’t resist
  • 48-Cowboy
    5 years ago
    Good list! Keep up the good work Sinclair
  • crazyjoe
    5 years ago
    Thank you Sinclair! I found some of the Crazyjoe Nascar Groupies [view link] Enjoy
  • RandomMember
    5 years ago
    I'll add: @Flagoneer - Del Monte @JohnSmith - Harlequin @Subra - Toyota @Dugan - [view link] (although Men's Warehouse is more appropriate) @TxTittyFag - [view link]
  • ATACdawg
    5 years ago
    juicebox69: Fred's used RV and ckacken fingers sales. MackTruck: Fred's broken down RV towing service....
  • MackTruck
    5 years ago
    Fuck you Mackie! You da turd in the punch bowl
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