If TUSCL users got a brand or company to sponsor their strip clubbing, what would the sponsor be for each TUSCL member? Since there are usually 43 cars in a race, here are 43 members and what I'd guess would be their car's sponsor based on their posts. Feel free to add your own.
skibum69 - Rossignol gawker - Viagra rickdugan - Men's Warehouse sofaking87 - Furniture Row crazyjoe - McDonalds Book Guy - Barnes & Noble Huntsman - MacFarlane Pheasant Farm londonguy - Lipton JohnSmith69 - Zig Zag georgemicrodong - Extenze ButterMan - Land O Lakes 48Cowboy - Peterbilt juicebox69 - Kentucky Fried Chicken texastittyfag - Texas Roadhouse jackslash - Schwinn s275ironman - Precor minnow - Tetra Club_Goer - BNSF flagooner - Arsenal vincemichaels - Teen Vogue a123456 - Twin Spires Bavarian - BMW 4got2wipe - Charmin doctorevil - US Army lapdanceking - OxiClean Papi Chulo - Starbucks shadowcat - Delta Airlines Clubber - Harley-Davidson Cashman1234 - PNC Bank LinzeeDet - Playboy NinaBambina - Summer's Eve GoVikings - Minnesota Vikings whodey - Cincinnati Bengals Dougster - Trolli RandomMember - Domino Sugar Clackport - SoundCloud samsung1 - Samsung sanjoseguy - Antifa SCPandit - Tivicay scatterbrain - Adderall XR bubba272 - Fixodent founder - Bohemia sinclair - Budweiser
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sinclair,
Most always 40 cars now in Cup racing.
And I'll take Harley as the sponsor.
Yeah, I forgot about that. It used to be 43 cars for many years. Also a21985 was mistyped. Some of these are based on what people have talked about on the boards over the years or inside jokes.
25 - macanudo Blah blah - Chicago cutlery Nicespice- Khalil mamoon hookah
Lol! Nice list, smash that like button.
nicespice - fumari fumari.com
Lol huntsman I’m impressed you looked up hookah brands. I go for modern hookahs tho rather than traditional. Currently I have a cheap Mya QT but one day I may get in the mood to drop the cash for this sexy thing: shishabucks.com
Pistola/txtittyfag - rainbowdepot.com
Stankyspice - azithromycin (the chlamydia drug)
SJG / Antifa made me 🤣🤣🤣
Hookah is the real loserleaf
Lol this was great! You’re so creative Sinclair 👍👍
Great post! I don't understand a few of the sponsors.
The ricks = classy stuff like Rolex, Swarovski, and business cards that say “chemical engineer”
Scuttle! Scuttle! Scuttle!
Tetra?? Never heard of them, can't find their annual revenue via search engines. Seeing that several other "sponsors" have 10 or 11 figure annual revenues, I got to thinking that I should search for other alternatives.
The first one that popped into my mind was Starkist. Search engine results show annual revenue greater than $500M, and that it was acquired a few years ago by.... (Drum Roll)........ DONGWON INDUSTRIES of South Korea. An appropriate name for Tuscl related activity.
Tetra is a brand of aquarium fish food and supplies. Owned by Spectrum Brands (3.8 B 2018 net sales.) It also owns Black & Decker, Kwikset, Pfister, and Spectracide. DongWon is a cooler name, but Spectrum is HQ in Wisconsin. Buy American!
Haha Rite! I race da shit truck class
I'm flattered that sinclair would associate me with Antifa.
In the years which follow I hope to be able to do things which earn me that association.
SJG
Start by going outside.
Call.Me.Ishmael sponsored by Greenpeace USA 😝
Lol. The irony is strong with this one.
You just gave SJG a boner by mentioning his name in this thread. Good job. Way to go.
Nidan111 ... Popov / Yellow Tail Sorry, couldn’t resist
Good list! Keep up the good work Sinclair
Thank you Sinclair! I found some of the Crazyjoe Nascar Groupies
Enjoy
I'll add:
@Flagoneer - Del Monte @JohnSmith - Harlequin @Subra - Toyota @Dugan - aiche.org (although Men's Warehouse is more appropriate) @TxTittyFag - merriam-webster.com
juicebox69: Fred's used RV and ckacken fingers sales.
MackTruck: Fred's broken down RV towing service....
Fuck you Mackie! You da turd in the punch bowl
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