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If TUSCL Was Like NASCAR...

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sinclair🦕 🦕 🦕 🦕

If TUSCL users got a brand or company to sponsor their strip clubbing, what would the sponsor be for each TUSCL member? Since there are usually 43 cars in a race, here are 43 members and what I'd guess would be their car's sponsor based on their posts. Feel free to add your own.

skibum69 - Rossignol
gawker - Viagra
rickdugan - Men's Warehouse
sofaking87 - Furniture Row
crazyjoe - McDonalds
Book Guy - Barnes & Noble
Huntsman - MacFarlane Pheasant Farm
londonguy - Lipton
JohnSmith69 - Zig Zag
georgemicrodong - Extenze
ButterMan - Land O Lakes
48Cowboy - Peterbilt
juicebox69 - Kentucky Fried Chicken
texastittyfag - Texas Roadhouse
jackslash - Schwinn
s275ironman - Precor
minnow - Tetra
Club_Goer - BNSF
flagooner - Arsenal
vincemichaels - Teen Vogue
a123456 - Twin Spires
Bavarian - BMW
4got2wipe - Charmin
doctorevil - US Army
lapdanceking - OxiClean
Papi Chulo - Starbucks
shadowcat - Delta Airlines
Clubber - Harley-Davidson
Cashman1234 - PNC Bank
LinzeeDet - Playboy
NinaBambina - Summer's Eve
GoVikings - Minnesota Vikings
whodey - Cincinnati Bengals
Dougster - Trolli
RandomMember - Domino Sugar
Clackport - SoundCloud
samsung1 - Samsung
sanjoseguy - Antifa
SCPandit - Tivicay
scatterbrain - Adderall XR
bubba272 - Fixodent
founder - Bohemia
sinclair - Budweiser

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Clubber

sinclair,

Most always 40 cars now in Cup racing.

And I'll take Harley as the sponsor.

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sinclair

Yeah, I forgot about that. It used to be 43 cars for many years. Also a21985 was mistyped. Some of these are based on what people have talked about on the boards over the years or inside jokes.

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Huntsman

25 - macanudo
Blah blah - Chicago cutlery
Nicespice- Khalil mamoon hookah

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nicespice

Lol huntsman I’m impressed you looked up hookah brands. I go for modern hookahs tho rather than traditional. Currently I have a cheap Mya QT but one day I may get in the mood to drop the cash for this sexy thing:
www.shishabucks.com

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pistola

Stankyspice - azithromycin (the chlamydia drug)

SJG / Antifa made me 🤣🤣🤣

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pistola

Hookah is the real loserleaf

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GoVikings

Lol this was great! You’re so creative Sinclair 👍👍

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jackslash

Great post! I don't understand a few of the sponsors.

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rickthecoconutcrab

The ricks = classy stuff like Rolex, Swarovski, and business cards that say “chemical engineer”

Scuttle! Scuttle! Scuttle!

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minnow

Tetra?? Never heard of them, can't find their annual revenue via search engines. Seeing that several other "sponsors" have 10 or 11 figure annual revenues, I got to thinking that I should search for other alternatives.

The first one that popped into my mind was Starkist. Search engine results show annual revenue greater than $500M, and that it was acquired a few years ago by.... (Drum Roll)........ DONGWON INDUSTRIES of South Korea. An appropriate name for Tuscl related activity.

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datinman

Tetra is a brand of aquarium fish food and supplies. Owned by Spectrum Brands (3.8 B 2018 net sales.) It also owns Black & Decker, Kwikset, Pfister, and Spectracide. DongWon is a cooler name, but Spectrum is HQ in Wisconsin. Buy American!

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MackTruck

Haha Rite! I race da shit truck class

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san_jose_guy

I'm flattered that sinclair would associate me with Antifa.

In the years which follow I hope to be able to do things which earn me that association.

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SJG

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nicespice

Call.Me.Ishmael sponsored by Greenpeace USA 😝

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Mate27

You just gave SJG a boner by mentioning his name in this thread. Good job. Way to go.

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Nidan111

Nidan111 ... Popov / Yellow Tail
Sorry, couldn’t resist

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48-Cowboy

Good list! Keep up the good work Sinclair

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crazyjoe

Thank you Sinclair! I found some of the Crazyjoe Nascar Groupies

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Enjoy

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ATACdawg

juicebox69: Fred's used RV and ckacken fingers sales.

MackTruck: Fred's broken down RV towing service....

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MackTruck

Fuck you Mackie! You da turd in the punch bowl

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