Whenever a customer starts pushing harder on why can’t I meet outside the club, I get emotionally upset and tell him about the time I almost got murdered.
Obviously I wasn't affected, but the Chicago Tylenol murders were a series of poisoning deaths resulting from drug tampering in the Chicago metropolitan area in 1982. The victims had all taken Tylenol-branded acetaminophen capsules that had been laced with potassium cyanide. Scary shit.
Bad experiences? Yes. Not scary or dangerous. It was just that the sex was not as good as expected or the stripper was annoying. For example, I prepared a nice dinner for a stripper but when she arrived she said she wasn't hungry. Well, get hungry, bitch! I never asked her for OTC again.
Never a really bad one, just a bunch that weren't good enough to do repeat business. I've heard stories about plenty of bad ones, especially from the girl's perspective.
Aside from a few no shows, I'm in the same boat at jackslash. A few that were uninterested or in a hurry, and of course ones that were extremely late, like 4 hours late. After the 2 hour mark I'm like "just txt me when you get here, I'm going to the hotel bar or to the pool."
I had one try to steal my watch off my arm when she thought I was asleep. It’s a dive watch and she couldn’t figure out how to open the safety clasp, and I was awake the whole time. It was almost comical. I’m just glad she didn’t try to let some thug into the hotel.
I’ve been overly careful with otc arrangements, so my bad experiences are mostly when the whore didn’t show.
I think twice I experienced a whore who seemed fucked up on the dope. They weren’t the best fucks - but they served a purpose.
Rick has some pretty great -- by which I mean horrible -- stories
My worst stories are no shows, hour(s) late, and got-so-drunk-she-passed-out stories. But, again, I tend to only OTC with girls I know well -- she's probably my CF (or on her way to becoming CF) by the time I've asked her OTC. It's the "just met her tonight and asked her OTC after her shift" crowd that get all the great stories
Nothing really terrible.
One time a stripper brought her stripper friend who stayed out in the car in front of my house, presumably on display for the neighbors. Learned about the second strippers months later.
Another dancer I had high hopes for turned out to be a germaphobe. She wouldn't let me go down on her and she had ridiculous rules -- like she wouldn't touch my dick unless the condom was on. More like going to the doctors office than sex.
YES. A sweetie I had seen in the clubs a few times offered OTC after her shift. She was OCD and couldn't focus on the task at hand. Started wanting to remain mostly clothed, which I told her was not acceptable. A decent BJ, but nothing special. After I popped, she said she had a friend waiting for her at the club to get a ride home and bailed. Not a completely failed experience, but rushed and I would not repeat. That is probably my worst OTC, so I consider myself lucky. Most other OTC experiences have been successful and repeatable.
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