Why cant i rember dancers names ?

No, you’ve been eating too many chackin torpedos from Circle K wrapped in aluminum foil. Studies show consuming too many foods that have come in contact with aluminum foil may cause early onset of Alzheimers.

As you get older, you forget three things. The first one is names. I don't remember the other two.

Alzheimers is actually a big issue in my family... we usually live long lives like eighty and ninety... hell I meet my great uncle he lived to be a hundred in the year two thousand

Biggest issue is the mind going

Jack lol indeed

I usually write them down. I have a stripper list in my wallet and sometimes I even have OTC prices by their names..LOL

LMFAO

I think my issue is I no longer care enough

I used to get obsessed with girls and now I'm like meh and she could be a ten in my opinion lol

I love being a local but I also enjoy going to a club getting what I need and never seeing the hoe again

New is exciting

But that seems to be the story of my clubbing career

I ride the rail on LDK and extras

Same with

Being a regular and a traveler

It’s tough getting old, Juice. Next thing is you’ll forget where you parked your car.

LMFAO

I am in the same boat. Unless she is really memorable for some reason, I cannot retain a dancer's name to save my life.

I used to take pride in telling myself all my favorites over the years... but I noticed three years back I can't remember any names...just names if girls ten years ago lol

I must honestly not give a fuck

I already forget my cars location lol... usually have to park near something I can spot then walk to to insure I find the damn thing

One thing I don't forget is a face... if I see the person all the memories come back ASAP

juice posted: "I must honestly not give a fuck"

I know that I don't. Funny though, it seems to help me more than hurt me with some girls. Go figure.

Mamisan I had your egg roll and I got food poisoning

Because fake names aren't usually worth remembering, and all those paint chips you ate as a kid.

Jack/... so true sir!

Juice....do you remember Janay?

I have two weird SC super powers. One of them is more like a curse, like "the troubles" in Haven. The other one is: my mind is like a steel trap for strippers names. My buddies and I can go to the club, meet a bunch of new girls, sit and get drunk with them, and the next day they'll all ask me what the names of their girls were. It's borderline embarrassing: "You were with Tia. You were Porsche. You were with Cashmoney".

Jana ??? LMFAO

Viking I can't even remember my girls let alone yours lol

Usually I remember Nick names like ol dirty red LMFAO

Juice, you been smokin too much ganja. You need to smake some pole in confessions and cleanse yourself

Ricky cum in for confessions every day if I let him

Not being able to remember strippers names is like getting your black belt in karate. You have begun to understand dancers may come and go and how to quickly move on. In my early days I remembered names, now I just try to remember what porn star/actress each reminds me of.

Haha....juice I’m going back to see her next Friday :-)

Lucky SOB lol...

November eight and nine I'll be in town Vikings for my birthday...if you can join me and let's play with our girls in the limo bro

I'll buy

Could be dain bramage

LMFAO

I’ll be there to join you on the 9th juice

Fuck yes bro.... it's a done deal then

In your subconscious it knows that stripper names don’t need to be remembered - so that information is just discarded.

You have become an efficient clubbing machine. Who cares if you remember Dallas, or Dusty, or Destiny -

LMFAO OMG brilliant

I bet if their names were Extra Crispy, Horsey Sauce, Smokey Mountain BBQ, or Smokehouse you would remember.

Lmfao

Age, my friend. Happens to all of us. I have the same predicament except I look at it as a bonus now.

Can't remember a single dancer's name but can keep all his TUSCL aliases straight? That is remarkable .