No, you’ve been eating too many chackin torpedos from Circle K wrapped in aluminum foil. Studies show consuming too many foods that have come in contact with aluminum foil may cause early onset of Alzheimers.
Alzheimers is actually a big issue in my family... we usually live long lives like eighty and ninety... hell I meet my great uncle he lived to be a hundred in the year two thousand
I used to take pride in telling myself all my favorites over the years... but I noticed three years back I can't remember any names...just names if girls ten years ago lol
I must honestly not give a fuck
I already forget my cars location lol... usually have to park near something I can spot then walk to to insure I find the damn thing
I have two weird SC super powers. One of them is more like a curse, like "the troubles" in Haven. The other one is: my mind is like a steel trap for strippers names. My buddies and I can go to the club, meet a bunch of new girls, sit and get drunk with them, and the next day they'll all ask me what the names of their girls were. It's borderline embarrassing: "You were with Tia. You were Porsche. You were with Cashmoney".
Not being able to remember strippers names is like getting your black belt in karate. You have begun to understand dancers may come and go and how to quickly move on. In my early days I remembered names, now I just try to remember what porn star/actress each reminds me of.
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Biggest issue is the mind going
Jack lol indeed
I used to get obsessed with girls and now I'm like meh and she could be a ten in my opinion lol
I love being a local but I also enjoy going to a club getting what I need and never seeing the hoe again
New is exciting
But that seems to be the story of my clubbing career
I ride the rail on LDK and extras
Same with
Being a regular and a traveler
I must honestly not give a fuck
I already forget my cars location lol... usually have to park near something I can spot then walk to to insure I find the damn thing
I know that I don't. Funny though, it seems to help me more than hurt me with some girls. Go figure.
Viking I can't even remember my girls let alone yours lol
Usually I remember Nick names like ol dirty red LMFAO
You have become an efficient clubbing machine. Who cares if you remember Dallas, or Dusty, or Destiny -
Smokehouse you would remember.