Why cant i rember dancers names ?

JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
Ten years ago I used to remember any dancer I was infatuated with

These days couldn't remember a name if my life depended on it


Is this just part of being what they Jaded ?

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  • shailynn
    6 years ago
    No, you’ve been eating too many chackin torpedos from Circle K wrapped in aluminum foil. Studies show consuming too many foods that have come in contact with aluminum foil may cause early onset of Alzheimers.
  • jackslash
    6 years ago
    As you get older, you forget three things. The first one is names. I don't remember the other two.
  • JuiceBox69
    6 years ago
    Alzheimers is actually a big issue in my family... we usually live long lives like eighty and ninety... hell I meet my great uncle he lived to be a hundred in the year two thousand

    Biggest issue is the mind going


    Jack lol indeed
  • ButterMan
    6 years ago
    I usually write them down. I have a stripper list in my wallet and sometimes I even have OTC prices by their names..LOL
  • JuiceBox69
    6 years ago
    LMFAO
  • JuiceBox69
    6 years ago
    I think my issue is I no longer care enough

    I used to get obsessed with girls and now I'm like meh and she could be a ten in my opinion lol

    I love being a local but I also enjoy going to a club getting what I need and never seeing the hoe again

    New is exciting

    But that seems to be the story of my clubbing career

    I ride the rail on LDK and extras

    Same with

    Being a regular and a traveler
  • Huntsman
    6 years ago
    It’s tough getting old, Juice. Next thing is you’ll forget where you parked your car.
  • JuiceBox69
    6 years ago
    LMFAO
  • rickdugan
    6 years ago
    I am in the same boat. Unless she is really memorable for some reason, I cannot retain a dancer's name to save my life.
  • JuiceBox69
    6 years ago
    I used to take pride in telling myself all my favorites over the years... but I noticed three years back I can't remember any names...just names if girls ten years ago lol

    I must honestly not give a fuck


    I already forget my cars location lol... usually have to park near something I can spot then walk to to insure I find the damn thing

  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    It's ok to forget. But then when you forget what you forgot you're fucked.
  • JuiceBox69
    6 years ago
    One thing I don't forget is a face... if I see the person all the memories come back ASAP
  • rickdugan
    6 years ago
    juice posted: "I must honestly not give a fuck"

    I know that I don't. Funny though, it seems to help me more than hurt me with some girls. Go figure.
  • Trish_Club_Lust
    6 years ago
    Mamisan I had your egg roll and I got food poisoning
  • ime
    6 years ago
    Because fake names aren't usually worth remembering, and all those paint chips you ate as a kid.
  • Jascoi
    6 years ago
    Jack/... so true sir!
  • GoVikings
    6 years ago
    Juice....do you remember Janay?
  • Subraman
    6 years ago
    I have two weird SC super powers. One of them is more like a curse, like "the troubles" in Haven. The other one is: my mind is like a steel trap for strippers names. My buddies and I can go to the club, meet a bunch of new girls, sit and get drunk with them, and the next day they'll all ask me what the names of their girls were. It's borderline embarrassing: "You were with Tia. You were Porsche. You were with Cashmoney".
  • JuiceBox69
    6 years ago
    Jana ??? LMFAO

    Viking I can't even remember my girls let alone yours lol

    Usually I remember Nick names like ol dirty red LMFAO
  • BrotherFogHorn
    6 years ago
    Juice, you been smokin too much ganja. You need to smake some pole in confessions and cleanse yourself
  • BrotherFogHorn
    6 years ago
    Ricky cum in for confessions every day if I let him
  • NJBalla
    6 years ago
    Not being able to remember strippers names is like getting your black belt in karate. You have begun to understand dancers may come and go and how to quickly move on. In my early days I remembered names, now I just try to remember what porn star/actress each reminds me of.
  • GoVikings
    6 years ago
    Haha....juice I’m going back to see her next Friday :-)
  • JuiceBox69
    6 years ago
    Lucky SOB lol...
  • JuiceBox69
    6 years ago
    November eight and nine I'll be in town Vikings for my birthday...if you can join me and let's play with our girls in the limo bro
  • JuiceBox69
    6 years ago
    I'll buy
  • gawker
    6 years ago
    Could be dain bramage
  • JuiceBox69
    6 years ago
    LMFAO
  • GoVikings
    6 years ago
    I’ll be there to join you on the 9th juice
  • JuiceBox69
    6 years ago
    Fuck yes bro.... it's a done deal then
  • Cashman1234
    6 years ago
    In your subconscious it knows that stripper names don’t need to be remembered - so that information is just discarded.

    You have become an efficient clubbing machine. Who cares if you remember Dallas, or Dusty, or Destiny -
  • JuiceBox69
    6 years ago
    LMFAO OMG brilliant
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    I bet if their names were Extra Crispy, Horsey Sauce, Smokey Mountain BBQ, or
    Smokehouse you would remember.
  • JuiceBox69
    6 years ago
    Lmfao
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    Pretty soon juice will be remembering all of us as "that TUSCL PL".
  • dr_lee
    6 years ago
    Age, my friend. Happens to all of us. I have the same predicament except I look at it as a bonus now.
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    Can't remember a single dancer's name but can keep all his TUSCL aliases straight? That is remarkable .
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