What is the length of your erect penis?

31 comments

• Warrior15

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  7 years ago

  The size of your wallet matters a lot more to most girls.
• RandomMember

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  7 years ago

  Trump may be a 3-incher -- but he had the biggest nuclear button.
• JohnTitor

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  7 years ago

  somewhere between a newborn and Long Dong Silver
• Uprightcitizen

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  7 years ago

  If you are gonna do something do it right...
  
  https://phallogauge.com/mens-health/how-…
  
  
• Subraman

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  7 years ago

  I don't have a ruler handy so I'll just lay it across the top row of my keyboard
  
  12345th
  
  Yes, correct, I lean right
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  7 years ago

  This is one of the few times that most guys prefer the metric system...
• twentyfive

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  7 years ago

  @Subraman is that the keyboard screen on your IPhone 6 it’s only an inch or two at most. ;)
• flagooner

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  7 years ago

  I'm not sure but your Mom didn't have any complaints.
• vincemichaels

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  7 years ago

  ^^^^ Ooooh, that's mean !! LOL
  
• bubba267

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  7 years ago

  ‘Who are you going to make happy with that thing?’” “ME!”
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  Have never measured it - there are certain facts I rather not be confronted with
• ppwh

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  7 years ago

  This figure isn't meaningful without several other measurements.
  
  http://southpark.cc.com/clips/386587/the…
• vajmon

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  7 years ago

  12 inches, LOL
• Jascoi

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  7 years ago

  mine varies in length. from nothing to something.
• Bj99

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  7 years ago

  In case you are wondering where you fall.
  
  https://www.cbsnews.com/news/am-i-normal…
  
  
• pistola

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  7 years ago

  My game, body wash, and downy smelling ldk shorts makes me a strong nine.
• ppwh

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  7 years ago

  What is the conversion to inches for game, body wash, and downy smelling ldk shorts?
  
  I was thinking game could maybe range up to 4 inches, but don't have any basis to make a guess on the other factors.
• Clubber

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  7 years ago

  I wonder about a GUY that would even care!
• newmark

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  7 years ago

  Long enough to get me into a heap of trouble sometimes.
• Liwet

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  7 years ago

  I'm a 9-incher. I even measured it. Tip of the dick to the asshole, 9 inches even!
• flagooner

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  7 years ago

  @liwet, doesn't that method of measuring depend on how closely you are standing to larryfisherman, and I wouldn't be surprised if it periodically measured in the negatives.
• Bj99

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  7 years ago

  Hahahahaha! Good point, flag.
• Tiredtraveler

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  7 years ago

  Once there was a man who hired an escort. She arrived at his hotel room and they began to get intimate. They had gotten naked before the lights were turned off and she looked down and saw his 3" erect penis, laughed and said to him "who do you think you are going to satisfy with that"? He looked her straight in the eye and said "me"!
  
  "The Doctor can shorten it to how ever long you want it" said Harry Reems to Linda Lovelace.
• Tiredtraveler

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  7 years ago

  Once there was a man who hired an escort. She arrived at his hotel room and they began to get intimate. They had gotten naked before the lights were turned off and she looked down and saw his 3" erect penis, laughed and said to him "who do you think you are going to satisfy with that"? He looked her straight in the eye and said "me"!
  
  "The Doctor can shorten it to how ever long you want it" said Harry Reems to Linda Lovelace.
• twentyfive

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  7 years ago

  As long as you don’t have a dicky do you should be fine!
  A dicky do is where your belly sticks out further than you’re dicky do.
• bubba267

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  7 years ago

  Tiredtraveler,...I told the same joke...several posts up, but thanks for repeating it...twice :))
• Cashman1234

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  7 years ago

  Its long enough to drain the blood from my brain. I’m sure that’s why I’ve made many poor decisions when I’m aroused!
• warhawks

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  7 years ago

  It’s long enough to get me into some serious, serious trouble sometimes...
• anon31415

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  7 years ago

  Quality medical research statistics for length
  http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.11…
  
• ATACdawg

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  7 years ago

  2600 ---- Angstrom units, that is. :-)
• orionsmith

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  7 years ago

  I wouldn't wish to be too big.
  Here's a chart from surveying several females of ideal size. Like statistics, if you are outside the norm of what females like, you may not be a good sexual match for most females.
  https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/06/1…