What is the length of your erect penis?

The size of your wallet matters a lot more to most girls.

Trump may be a 3-incher -- but he had the biggest nuclear button.

somewhere between a newborn and Long Dong Silver

If you are gonna do something do it right...

I don't have a ruler handy so I'll just lay it across the top row of my keyboard

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Yes, correct, I lean right

This is one of the few times that most guys prefer the metric system...

@Subraman is that the keyboard screen on your IPhone 6 it’s only an inch or two at most. ;)

I'm not sure but your Mom didn't have any complaints.

^^^^ Ooooh, that's mean !! LOL

‘Who are you going to make happy with that thing?’” “ME!”

Have never measured it - there are certain facts I rather not be confronted with

This figure isn't meaningful without several other measurements.

12 inches, LOL

mine varies in length. from nothing to something.

In case you are wondering where you fall.

My game, body wash, and downy smelling ldk shorts makes me a strong nine.

What is the conversion to inches for game, body wash, and downy smelling ldk shorts?

I was thinking game could maybe range up to 4 inches, but don't have any basis to make a guess on the other factors.

I wonder about a GUY that would even care!

Long enough to get me into a heap of trouble sometimes.

I'm a 9-incher. I even measured it. Tip of the dick to the asshole, 9 inches even!

@liwet, doesn't that method of measuring depend on how closely you are standing to larryfisherman, and I wouldn't be surprised if it periodically measured in the negatives.

Hahahahaha! Good point, flag.

Once there was a man who hired an escort. She arrived at his hotel room and they began to get intimate. They had gotten naked before the lights were turned off and she looked down and saw his 3" erect penis, laughed and said to him "who do you think you are going to satisfy with that"? He looked her straight in the eye and said "me"!

"The Doctor can shorten it to how ever long you want it" said Harry Reems to Linda Lovelace.

Once there was a man who hired an escort. She arrived at his hotel room and they began to get intimate. They had gotten naked before the lights were turned off and she looked down and saw his 3" erect penis, laughed and said to him "who do you think you are going to satisfy with that"? He looked her straight in the eye and said "me"!

"The Doctor can shorten it to how ever long you want it" said Harry Reems to Linda Lovelace.

As long as you don’t have a dicky do you should be fine! A dicky do is where your belly sticks out further than you’re dicky do.

Tiredtraveler,...I told the same joke...several posts up, but thanks for repeating it...twice :))

Its long enough to drain the blood from my brain. I’m sure that’s why I’ve made many poor decisions when I’m aroused!

It’s long enough to get me into some serious, serious trouble sometimes...

Quality medical research statistics for length onlinelibrary.wiley.com

2600 ---- Angstrom units, that is. :-)

I wouldn't wish to be too big. Here's a chart from surveying several females of ideal size. Like statistics, if you are outside the norm of what females like, you may not be a good sexual match for most females. huffingtonpost.com