State of Strip Clubs/Maine

Hour place has a communal lap dance room with ten dollar entry and ten dollar dances. It's within an hour if Sugarloaf and Sunday River ski areas, as well as a great bunch of golf courses. Good hotel 5 miles away.

Maybe 30 years ago I was in Maine for a wedding of a buddy, we played a golf course called Sugarloaf, about the 8th or 9th hole, was the course boundary, the groom to be who was far from an experienced golfer, hit his last spare ball into the woods, since it was his last spare, he decided to search for it past the course boundary, a few minutes in we heard hollering and what sounded like a crash, we went to check it out, seems our bud had come face to face with a moose, man those fuckers are huge, needless to say we gave him another golfball, and finished the round. We still laugh about it now over thirty years later.

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Golf is weird lol. At Celebration, a Disney course off park property, I stepped back to read the green for a chip and stepped on an alligator covered by vegetation. For the rest of the day I was so freaked out I was actually looking behind me while swinging.

^ been there buddy LOL

^ Worst alligator story ever happened to me, was in Naples, we encountered a 7 footer, got between us and the golf cart, and wouldn’t leave, every time we went towards the cart he lunged at us. Finally one of the starters came by and drove us back to get another cart I think they called a wrangler to remove the aggressive gator. If you play enough golf down here you’ll eventually have an alligator story.

My admittedly tourist impression of PWM was the local JV team that didn't have the skill/willingness/experience to work in Boston.

^Boston is literally the weakest strip club destination on earth.

Wouldn't you just go to Montreal for good strip clubs if you're in Maine?

Maine is incredibly far from Montreal compared to how far it is from Vermont. Its 2 hours from Jay peak Vermont which is 5 hours from northern Maine.