Fuck You! What pissed you off today?

McDonald's is awful - there are so many better choices to spend your money.

She probably failed to get some meat in her muffin that morning !!!!

That stripper and her man that came over unannounced apparently thought I was kidding about raising their baby as my own. Oh well, doesn't matter now.

Looking for an item in Home Depot this morning in hardware clerk told me it was on the other side of the store, went to section the idiot told me and a different clerk told me it was where I had just come from. Stupid fucking clerks can’t be bothered to help, they don’t care if you walk out without making a purchase. Stores around here are just full of Dumbasses.

^ Perfect example of why 5 days in Florida is my limit.

^ LOL

Road construction! I’m all for improving infrastructure, and I’m a big fan of the end result of smoother roads and improved traffic, but it feels like I can’t drive 20 feet these days without encountering 10 different construction zones. The speed limit is 70 on this particular stretch. No wait, 65. Now 60, now 55, now 45, back to 55, now down to 35. Back to 70. Oh wait, more road construction ahead. Left lane closed. Right lane closed. Rest area closed. Exit closed. You didn’t REALLY need that bathroom stop, did you??? 😂

@25 At least they didn’t send you to Lowe’s, only to have Lowe’s send you back to Home Depot!

A stripper calling me a narcissist 🤣

In a total nude club dancer only takes her top off and asks me not to touch her tits because she just had a baby and is breast feeding. Later she comes back with her girl friend and they want me to do a 2 girl dance with them.

Fuck off...

📈 ' ' ' ' ' ' ' Had Quarter Pounder

With Cheese Combo Meal Yesterday! Double Up On Da' Eggs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7777777 ✅

⚡⚡⚡ - - - - - Has Anyone Ran Into Your $Strippers @ McDonald's Or Other Restaurants? I Would $Buy Her Meal + Gift Card For More, If She Really Be A Baby @ $Strip Club! Snatch Her Up & Go For Some OTC ' ! Chow Down! 777 ✓✓✓✓✓✓✓

3 cups of coffee and I haven't pooped yet.

Fuck You to the guy drying his balls with the hairdryer at 24 HR Fitness.

^ It could have been worse. He could have been doing a headstand underneath the HAND dryer... 😂

I am like 10 hours late on my daily constitution....if ya know what I mean.

My Uber eats driver taking forever to deliver my starbucks order.

@puddy tat

Government or Bank?

@puddy tat

Tell them you need viagra and Prep. See what they say.

Fuck you guy with gas powered blower.