Current GF wants to fuck my ass with a ten inch strap on

Are you sure it's a strap on? Might be a tranny! LMFAO!

No problem, just get vinceygirl michaels to sub in for you.

Fuck..maybe your right lol...all I've had is sloppy blow jobs with some free fresh glazed donuts

I'd dump a DS if she wanted to fuck me in the ass.

LMFAO

You're not gay if....no you're gay if she fucks you in the ass. But if your so hard uo to get laid yiu have to let the slow fat girl from the Krispey Kreme fuck you in the arse, i guess Juice does what Juice has to do.

You really need to do this with her, man. I know it seems unpleasant but that's our role, as men: to do unpleasant things in exchange for being around hot chicks. At the end of the day, pussy is probably the meaning of life. Personally, I've never had anything up my ass, and it sounds scary. But if a hot 19 year old chick asked me... Anyway, let us all know what it was like afterwards.

Burlington...I'm sold...I will report back on how this goes

I've herd it's supposed to be a very deep orgasm

I will look into it so I can prepare myself

It's one one of those real looking ones that squirt

LMFAO

It's been fun laughing but this is for Real

She is a 5'5", 140lbs,19yrs, red head with very nice curves and a cute as a button face....body is a 4 and face a 8 going by what I've learned how you guys rate things

For a GF it's perfect for me...hell it's my free shit...plus she fits me pretty good..we a cute couple.

I need to help her with her fetish as weird as it may be

Let's do this

Dude, getting pegged is a chump's game! You have to lead the interaction and pump loads into her at your home.

I do get to pump a load into her but only after she ass fucks me....I mean she is going to toss my salad first then use a good amount of Kentucky Jelly...I should enjoy it.

Plus she had the DUI installed so i don't need to pull out when it's my turn...cream pie city

I'm worried about you, man! Ten inches just sounds like a lot for your first time. Can't you start off slow like with a bouncer and a lot of grease or something?

I'm not falling for that one...that's just homosexual behavior

This is about as real as a $3 bill.

There actually have been $3 bank notes in the distant past... who knows what kind of sordid truths JuiceBox tells among the hypershit

"Number one WTF LMFAO"

I don't know juice. Shouldn't that be

"Number two WTF LMFAO"? ;-D

@ Juice Is she going to buy you dinner first, someplace nice I hope LOL

Brilliant!

juicebox69 getting a rimjob and pegged by the Krispy Kreme girl! Does she want to use jelly from the jelly doughnuts as lube?

twentyfive, she's going to buy him dinner at Krispy Kreme. She'll just save one jelly doughnut for lube!

BTW, it is sort of sad but I have to say I find the story of a sexy Krispy Kreme girl wanting to peg juicebox69 more plausible than some of rickdugan's stories.

Not that rickdugan's tales of woe aren't brilliant. They are. I just think they are mostly bullshit. I know most of juicebox69's tales are bullshit too but this one may have a germ of truth! ;)

Or it could be ace fiction. You never know! ;)

My shit is like good stand up...my material comes from real life experiences that I fictionalized

Doing you can understand what I just said is

In all my bull Shit is actual truth

Juice, go google "two girls and a cup" and then get back to us if you want something shoved up your ass.

This is a great discussion. Poor Juice. I'm not sure if I'd consider taking a big dildo in the ass - "manning up" - I don't have any idea what to call it! That's big for a virgin ass.

I was thinking "moon rivering up" might fit nicely - lol!

LMFAO

id do it once from an absolutely HOT girl. heck. maybe twice.

I wouldn’t trust a woman with more than a finger near my asshole. She may fuck you up before you can even do anything about it. No one wants to shit pancakes.

So in other words, just another ordinary night for juice. Except of course that this time the person fucking him up the ass will have tits. ;)

Exit orifice only. I don't care how hot the girl is. I'm not letting anyone fuck me in the ass; dildo or otherwise.

But that's me, I'm not gonna hate on anyone who wants to experiment or enjoys it.