The other day, I was on my way to my brother's house to help him work on finishing his basement. He asked me to stop at the hardware store to get some nails for a finishing nailer. As I am standing in the aisle looking for nails, I saw a sign with the letters "FS" in a large font. My immediate reaction was "Full service at a hardware store?" Then I noticed in smaller print beneath the "FS", it said "Flooring Staples".
My fav use of strip club terms outside of the club was a Qdoba ad which read "extras don't cost extra." The point is that they would add whatever ingredient you want to your meal for no extra charge. But I read it differently.
it seems almost every day someone will bring up a discussion about lenadoon dog killers, the crazy cunts that kill dogs, and as soon as the first person uses the common acronym LDK i can’t help but cringe recalling TUSCL’s special needs dork with a premature ejaculation problem causing him to jizz in his pants at the first sight of a fat ass ho
Not exactly on topic: En route to a favorite strip club of mine (now closed), I would pass by a "Babies R Us" store. Knowing what was on my mind at the moment, I often misread the sign as "Boobies R Us." Then I thought, "Wouldn't that make a good name for a strip club?" Especially if it were right across the street.
I'm guessing that there have already been lawsuits - over similar club names - as Boobies R Us - or Titties R Us - as someone must have tried to use those names in the past.
Clubber - you make a good point - but I doubt it would make a difference. I think the corporate name uses an unreversed R. The similarity to the name of a large corporation - with lots of lawyers - would probably make for too many lawsuits.
I think Toys R Us / Babies R Us legal team is a little too busy with the bankruptcy to worry about Boobies R Us clubs popping up. Maybe they could get something like $1/lap dance royalty in exchange for the naming rights to help them through their financial issues.
I got a new car recently and finally got the plates in the mail. Opened up the package and the first three characters were CBJ. Needless to say I was immediately turned off. :)
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I can't tell you how disappointed I was when I opened the email and it was about over the counter medicine.
I haven't read an HR email since then without thinking about it.
Another acronym I see frequently is OTC and it has a much different meaning to the club meaning!
I wonder how long it would take for the law suit to be filed if that event were to happen?
I wonder if the reversed "R" would make a difference?
When I see someone's title and it's like "John Smith, CIM" I can't help to not giggle.