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Ideal Drinks For Maximum Mileage Strip Clubs

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What would the ideal drink be?

Now I prefer no alcohol. And in this state, full nudity requires that it be no alcohol. So I am only willing to talk about no alcohol.

So we have these much loved no alcohol nude places in the San Gabriel Valley. Fruit juice.

What should be ideal drink be? Sounds like watermelon. But how exactly should it be prepared? In blender on site? With rind? Anything else in it? And is it okay if women drink it too?

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ime

You are a homo. Fuck off shithead.

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Tiredtraveler

What does the political link have to do with nude club drinks?
I usually drink water in whatever club I go to since they almost always require me to drive to and from my hotel. I do not need a dui in strange city with a rental car.
It is very easy to hit the wrong switch, wipers,or lean over to adjust the radio making you look like you are impaired when you are not. I simply do not take the chance.

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Subraman

In the nude clubs here, I buy a bottle of water, head to the restroom, empty out the water and refill it with vodka.

Okay, if alchol is out of the question, the perfect drink is a bottle of water or can of coke. I don't want to drink anything that's "made" at the club. Particularly around here, where the current legal action against the clubs centers on customers who ordered a drink at the club, then blacked out, only to find thousands of dollars on their cards. Unopened, pre-packaged drinks are my strong preference. As a practical matter, that means water or coke. If I had my preference, they'd be those little mini-cans of Bai, some of which flavors totally rock

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Call.Me.Ishmael

We'll assume you're looking for a beverage that is most effective at masking the taste of Rohypnol.

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san_jose_guy

You guys don't understand the reported benefits of watermelon.

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twentyfive

I agree with TT what the fuck does your stupid link have to do with your post.

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ATACdawg

Aqua regia????

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Subraman

You're suggesting we should get our medical and science advise from "The Cheadle Brothers from Youtube"?

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skibum609

I like to drink and my favorite club is 48 miles away. I try to limit myself to no more than 3 drinks an hour, but if I drink more i just smoke more weed to even it out.

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But there are benefits of watermelon, so we are told, along with some other things. Alcohol and marijuana are the opposite of this. And I am talking about the highest mileage types of clubs.

SJG

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larryfisherman

Anything with watermelon sounds pretty good.

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skibum609

We have full alcohol, full nude, full menu clubs here. Jesus loves us.

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jackslash

I try to drink out of stripper melons.

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san_jose_guy

Watermelon is alleged to have tremendous benefits.

SJG

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san_jose_guy

Like I said, I'm only willing to talk about no alcohol drinks. Has to be that way in this state to have total nudity. But there are alleged benefits to watermelon, and to ginger and some other things.

SJG

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ime

You can't grasp no one gives a shit about a watermelon drink?

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txtittyfag, Why don't you get yourself a gallon sized bottle of 192 proof everclear, right at the water and ethanol azeotrope, and sit under a tree and drink it.

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Call.Me.Ishmael

So, who wants to talk about bourbon?

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san_jose_guy

Watermelon had alleged benefits, doing the opposite of what alcohol does.

SJG

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ime

Bourbon yes!

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Sjg just likes watermelon for when he has been kicked out of the club he can drill a hole in it for the gfe or his case wfe.

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ppwh

Dr. Pepper. Asking her "Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too?" is the perfect transition to pretty much anything.

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flagooner

Fresca, Tang, or Ovaltine

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Slippery Virgin Nipple

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Dougster

SJG is gay!

Lol!

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rane1234

Wine cooler, straw

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Hugh_G_Rection

Hey SJG if Watermelon is such a turn on why don't you just scoop a hole large enough for your pin sized hard dick and nail the watermelon. We know you want to.... the rest of us don't fucking care to know, or will go to our clubs where there is alcohol and screwing in the back room regardless if you think its a chumps game or not.

And yeah, I think that would be the perfect drink for SJG, watermelon to mask the taste of man juice which he would felch right out of the hole in the watermelon.

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Agreed that 'Tang sounds like an good choice. It's hard to find the orange or grape at a gentlemen's club, though. Whenever I have been they have only had poon.

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san_jose_guy

Views about watermelon vary:
webmd.com

Here, read this, I think watermelon juice, maybe with other stuff in it, should be the standard at maximum mileage venues. Low calorie and mostly water. But exact recipe and preparation details yet to be determined. Its just a small boost, but overall good for you, and it gives everybody the right idea.
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In the organization I am building this would be good. Better than what they serve at the Viet Coffee places. Caffeine and sugar each lead to diabetes and ED

And HGR, go fuck yourself.

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Watermelon and Lemon

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Anyone ever try anything like this? And don't you think max mileage clubs should served this as the drink of choice?

SJG

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Watermelon juice with turmeric and ginger Nature's Viagra made on a Whole Health Foundation juicer:
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If this really works, then in the organization I am building, when you arrive at the club house, a lovely hottie in a skimpy outfit, plus high heels and makeup, will place such a drink into your hand. No charge of course, for that or anything else. All covered in your basic dues. And these really cost you nothing because we will place you in higher wage employment, and most of your other expenses vanish.

Very high grade juicers, we will be making things comparable to this:
wholehealthfound.com

Watermelon, Ginger, Turmeric.

They say ginger drops the blood sugar level, kind of a diabetes preventative.

11 bottles of juice plus, from one watermelon. Shredding and then multiple rounds of pressing on his fancy machine.

This above guy does no cooking. Other video showed boiling juice to reduce water. Above guy does not do this.

Here is another video.

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Of course you could just eat the watermelon. But most people won't eat the seeds, and few would eat the rind.

SJG

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san_jose_guy

^^^^ The above girls who place the drink in your hand will have been trained by Viet Coffee Girls.

SJG

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flagooner

Yesterday I found out that Patron works wonders.

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flagooner

Yes.

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san_jose_guy

Alcohol, tobacco, and yes even marijuana, all have the opposite of the desired effect.

SJG

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san_jose_guy

Treat ED with watermelon and lemon juice
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Just watermelon and lemon. But to me, ginger and turmeric also sound helpful.

A more gentle and natural boost?

Serving it in the strip club is certainly sending out the right kind of message.

Above guy does it by cutting up watermelon, and then using either blender or cooking.

SJG

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