Red Rash on my Dick after a night of 20+ Lap Dances

$400 and a raw dick.

Did you at least go home with a cum stain?

You didn't cum in pants??

Do people do that ?

Was Mr. Willy out of your pants? If not, quit worrying. If so, you'd best get your will updated quickly, cause that sucker is virulent!. Amputation might save your life if it's done quickly........

Getting really drunk at a strip club, not really sure how much you spent, and now you are paranoid about a rash on your dick. Are you brand new to clubbing? Not that its a bad thing, but it sounds like it.

Anyways, the hell if we know without more info (did your dick even go anywhere) and we aure as shit don't want to see a pic of it. The only std that could cause a rash that quick is scabies, so did she have lice jumping around her bush? The more likely cause of any rash you'd pick up at a club is from being irritated by something you put down there or she put down there to freshen things up (soap, perfume, etc...).

Lighten up, relax, and get tested if you need to. You'll be fine. Or if you're going to be paranoid about every little thing off about your dick after being serviced by a stripper, consider finding a new hobby.

It was completely in my khakis

Then you're completely fine and being waaaaaaaay too paranoid. And you also spent way too much for your dick to stay in your pants, you're doing this strip club thing all wrong.

Recently divorced. Yes just started clubbing at the young age of 45. Do people actually consider this a hobby ? Yes I got extremely drunk. Called a uber back to my room. $400 down in dances, $300 down in stage tipping, $300 down in drinks for myself and dancer's. Roughly $1K. Not sure on actual numbers since I can't remember to well. I'm looking at my account and I'm down roughly about a grand

Absolutely its a hobby, why else in their world would their be a site dedicated to PLs who do nothing but talk about it? Welcome to the world of clubbing and congratulations/condolesences on your recent divorce. I hope you are going to clubs to have fun rather than fill a (metaphorical) hole. Try not to spend that much money and know if you go back to that club, you're probably now a mark by any girl who saw you spend so much money with nothing really to show for it. At absolute worst, a grand spent in the club should get you laid at least 2/3 times.

UGK22, there is a group of people who advocate the cum in your pants strategy, which is called an LDK. LDK is for member lapdanceking82, a tireless advocate of the practice.

There is an equally vocal group that finds the practice of LDKing to be juvenile!

The brilliant way is to do what feels good. If that's an LDK after one song that's what you should do. :)

For the record, dick road rash sounds non-ace! :(

Great Larry Fishticks has a follower.

A bit of serious advice UGK.22: be careful about drinking too much. You will probably get ripped-off.

There are a lot of crazy stories on here and I'm not sure how many are true. However, you'll get criticized by some if you spend too much for what they consider to be too little service. I don't take those people seriously. If they are having as much fun as they claim they wouldn't have the extra energy to criticize relative newbies.

However, some of the crazy stories are true. Places where I've personally seen crazy stories come true while traveling are Atlanta and the greater Tampa area. A lot of people on here who I believe claim Miami is also brilliant. I was planning a Miami trip late last year but family issues came up, so I don't have personal experience.

Spent $1K and didnt even get his dick wet. Plus he wore light colored pants. Troll.

Clearly you got the HIV, seek medical help inmediately.

To follow up on 4gots comment on LDKs, don't just go ahead and do that. While some live for it, it's frowned upon by many strippers since your essentially going to cum on them without their permission. I don't do that, but if I did, I'd take my cue from the dancer before proceeding and make it clear that was my end game.

As for his comment about criticisms, this is a forum for PLs. We're going to bust your balls and give you an education in the meantime. Don't take it personally but learn from it. All of us have been burned in a club one time or another, and lord knows I spent way too much money in clubs for nothing to show for it until I really learned how it worked. Since your here, I imagine you do want to learn about the fun to be had at SCs for your money's worth rather than just make a simple trip or two.

UGK.22 is the next Larry Fishsticks

You got a rug burn, so to speak.

Also, being shitty drunk in a strip club is a great way to wind up completely destitute and/or featured prominently on the news (local or national depending on how "ambitious" you are).

$300 in stage tipping???

Yep, a fishsticks clone.

Or a troll...

He got fucked alright. He went to Magic City.

Fishsticks!

most likely a troll

I'm starting to doubt the OP's stories.

AFAIK dances at Magic City are air-dances like in many of the ATL clubs, so I don't see a connection b/w bis dick and him being at the club b/c I doubt the dancers made any contact w/l his dick beyond maybe sitting on his lap while talking, if that.

I don't think the OP ever told us in his last thread why he got booted and his review deleted the first time around...

I got my account deleted because just like some members in this thread is voicing their opinion that I'm some sort of troll making up stories.

It was this that got the moderator to delete my account within 24 or less of my follies review.

Please tell me why this website is so cruel to new members. Isn't that bad for business

Founder doesn't really delete users, even the overt trolls, so that certainly is quite odd...or telling. It ain't my money on the line and their is plenty of experience on the board from my neck of the woods, so it's not bad for my business.

And it's not really cruel to new people, as new people join and thrive all the damn time. If your story is legit, get some thick skin and understand its got some odd inconsistencies that smell like troll/bs. If it is a bs or even a slightly fabricated story story, then accept you got called out. I don't think you're a troll at all, I just don't think you know what you're doing just yet. Then again I am not at all anyone that's the slightest bit important or of note on the board, so my opinion isn't really gonna help you out here.

Thanks

Where's desert scrub when you need him?

One of these days we should consider teaching sexual education in our schools.

So obviously a poster that has me on ignore reads my posts. Ha Ha motherfucker I fucking own you all the way !!!!!!!

1 Amputation is the only hope
2 Magic City and Khakis ...bs, you'll get shot wearing Biff wear
3 Desert is having the o-rings serviced... Cranked the pressure up too high...it blew up.

^^^Amputation won't be necessary, it'll probably fall off all by itself in just a day or so.

UGK22, You're rather new hear. So these sorts of ideas might surprise you:

1. Buying dances is a chumps game.

2. In dry humping, or LDKing, you are simply paying money to exacerbate your own sexual frustration.

Welcome to TUSCL,
SJG

Does the rash look like a zipper? Could it be possible that someone in Atlanta who reads this forum with all the shilling for Follies wouldn't go there first?