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Mongering in Dubai

I'm headed to Dubai in a few weeks and wondering if it's worth a night or two of mongering or picking up ladies. There's only one recent review (tuscl.net) and it says the place sucks, and nude dancing and escorts are illegal.

Is there anywhere worth meeting ladies, P4P or not? Or should I save my cash for something stateside or elsewhere?

I'll be staying near the Burj Khalifa/Dubai Mall, preference for something close.
I drink very little.
Preference for Arab chicks (never been with one) but open to anyone attractive.

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Icey

Odds are hookers will be westerners . Definitely not Emiratis.

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en.wikipedia.org

"UAE nationals are permitted a number of residence visas. These are mainly used for domestic staff, but any surplus are often sold through middlemen to prostitutes to enter and remain in the country for two years. Residence visas may change hands at upwards of £5,000.[5] And, "agents arrange for prostitutes to enter the country on a 30-day tourist visa.[5]

Although there is street prostitution, notably Hamdan Street in Abu Dhabi,[7] most prostitution takes place in the bars and nightclubs of hotels.[5][6]

There are also brothels in Dubai.[9] The Cyclone, near the airport[5] was closed down in 2007 after it was featured in Vanity Fair magazine,[9] but the operation simply set up at another location.[5] Known by visitors as the "United Nations of prostitution", the club has as many as 500 prostitutes on the premises on an average night, many from China, Azerbaijan, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, Uzbekistan, Russia, Ukraine, Bulgaria and Taiwan.[12][13]

Modern Dubai is one of the main centres of prostitution in the UAE and is dubbed "Sodom-sur-Mer".[5] Prostitutes frequent the bars and nightclubs in the hotels."

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However, be sure to check with your gastroenterologist about what alcohol limits and hallal foods you should be aware of that could interact with your lap band.

Also, since UAE is a foreign country, be sure to take your bipolar meds while you're there. They may not have shariah, but you should not take any chances.

Lastly, just say you're Canadian. We do not need more morbidly obese American stereotypes emerging from your visit.

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shadowcat

I've heard that camel toe is available.

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skibum609

I'd claim to be Israeli before Canadian, but in reality, always am proud to say I am an American.

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Puddy Tat

@Icey - Thanks. Girls on that site are like $700 though. Well above what I think any sex is worth.

@gammanu - LOL. Different procedure, not a lap band. Since then I've actually gotten somewhat jacked. I weigh less and I'm more fit than I was at my high school graduation. But I'll say I'm Canadian and be a giant fucking prick, getting sloppy drunk and yelling "wooo! Canada, eh!" just to embarrass them.

Wish I could have timed hypomanic episodes with visits to sex supermarkets like FKKs, but c'est la vie (or rather, so ist das Leben).

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Puddy Tat

Has anyone here actually mongered or picked up girls in Dubai?
Or should I just use ChatGPT for better advice?

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misterorange

All I can say is good luck. I'd never set foot in a country like that. Don't even think about getting drunk and go out in public.

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chunkychicano

@Puddy, Nice, are you going for work or what made you decide to vacation there?

I havent been, but have heard escort rates are comparable to prices in the US, and also heard a lot of white girls from the US and UK go there for escorting, as well as girls from Morocco

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^ Business trip that I'm bolting on some days to have some fun.

Until I hear otherwise, it sounds like it's not a mongering place and that's fine with me. @Icey's site, escort rates look very high and I'm not particularly into any of the girls.

^^ I'm not a big drinker. Only time I'll drink is if I'm wilding out (like visiting my Atlanta clubbing buddy).

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Icey

Dress like this in Dubai and with that hat 😂😂😂😂

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I don't know. Id enjoy the city. See some of the older historic parts. Beaches. You can fuck Arab girls in the US

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Puddy Tat

^ LOL. I've already got daytime entertainment booked.

Sounds like most of the P4P are Russians. Meh. I think Russians and Swedes are the most overrated women, lookswise. Russian women tend to look boyish and balloon as they age. Swedish women look more like Greta Thunberg than Nordic Goddesses.

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chunkychicano

Its the same thing in switzerland… turkey… lots of russians Ukrainians in p4p

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Puddy Tat

^ FKKs in Germany were 80% Romanians.

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