I'm headed to Dubai in a few weeks and wondering if it's worth a night or two of mongering or picking up ladies. There's only one recent review (tuscl.net) and it says the place sucks, and nude dancing and escorts are illegal.
Is there anywhere worth meeting ladies, P4P or not? Or should I save my cash for something stateside or elsewhere?
I'll be staying near the Burj Khalifa/Dubai Mall, preference for something close.
I drink very little.
Preference for Arab chicks (never been with one) but open to anyone attractive.
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Odds are hookers will be westerners . Definitely not Emiratis.
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en.wikipedia.org
"UAE nationals are permitted a number of residence visas. These are mainly used for domestic staff, but any surplus are often sold through middlemen to prostitutes to enter and remain in the country for two years. Residence visas may change hands at upwards of £5,000.[5] And, "agents arrange for prostitutes to enter the country on a 30-day tourist visa.[5]
Although there is street prostitution, notably Hamdan Street in Abu Dhabi,[7] most prostitution takes place in the bars and nightclubs of hotels.[5][6]
There are also brothels in Dubai.[9] The Cyclone, near the airport[5] was closed down in 2007 after it was featured in Vanity Fair magazine,[9] but the operation simply set up at another location.[5] Known by visitors as the "United Nations of prostitution", the club has as many as 500 prostitutes on the premises on an average night, many from China, Azerbaijan, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, Uzbekistan, Russia, Ukraine, Bulgaria and Taiwan.[12][13]
Modern Dubai is one of the main centres of prostitution in the UAE and is dubbed "Sodom-sur-Mer".[5] Prostitutes frequent the bars and nightclubs in the hotels."
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However, be sure to check with your gastroenterologist about what alcohol limits and hallal foods you should be aware of that could interact with your lap band.
Also, since UAE is a foreign country, be sure to take your bipolar meds while you're there. They may not have shariah, but you should not take any chances.
Lastly, just say you're Canadian. We do not need more morbidly obese American stereotypes emerging from your visit.
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I've heard that camel toe is available.
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I'd claim to be Israeli before Canadian, but in reality, always am proud to say I am an American.
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@Icey - Thanks. Girls on that site are like $700 though. Well above what I think any sex is worth.
@gammanu - LOL. Different procedure, not a lap band. Since then I've actually gotten somewhat jacked. I weigh less and I'm more fit than I was at my high school graduation. But I'll say I'm Canadian and be a giant fucking prick, getting sloppy drunk and yelling "wooo! Canada, eh!" just to embarrass them.
Wish I could have timed hypomanic episodes with visits to sex supermarkets like FKKs, but c'est la vie (or rather, so ist das Leben).
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Has anyone here actually mongered or picked up girls in Dubai?
Or should I just use ChatGPT for better advice?
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All I can say is good luck. I'd never set foot in a country like that. Don't even think about getting drunk and go out in public.
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@Puddy, Nice, are you going for work or what made you decide to vacation there?
I havent been, but have heard escort rates are comparable to prices in the US, and also heard a lot of white girls from the US and UK go there for escorting, as well as girls from Morocco
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^ Business trip that I'm bolting on some days to have some fun.
Until I hear otherwise, it sounds like it's not a mongering place and that's fine with me. @Icey's site, escort rates look very high and I'm not particularly into any of the girls.
^^ I'm not a big drinker. Only time I'll drink is if I'm wilding out (like visiting my Atlanta clubbing buddy).
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Dress like this in Dubai and with that hat 😂😂😂😂
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I don't know. Id enjoy the city. See some of the older historic parts. Beaches. You can fuck Arab girls in the US
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^ LOL. I've already got daytime entertainment booked.
Sounds like most of the P4P are Russians. Meh. I think Russians and Swedes are the most overrated women, lookswise. Russian women tend to look boyish and balloon as they age. Swedish women look more like Greta Thunberg than Nordic Goddesses.
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Its the same thing in switzerland… turkey… lots of russians Ukrainians in p4p
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^ FKKs in Germany were 80% Romanians.
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I have one internet friend that says it's it's good but damned expensive. I've never been there but if I got the money sometime and I'm in the neighborhood I might check it out.
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@Puddy Tat
I will play along and comment on your discussion.
Q: Is there anywhere worth meeting ladies, P4P or not?
A: Like in any large tourist destination (think Las Vegas) it is a “tourist trap” not really worth the time, money and effort necessary to get good quality and good service.
Q: Or should I save my cash for something stateside or elsewhere?
A: you should save your cash.
In Dubai working girls from all over go to work because it is like Vegas a lucrative tourist destination (trap). Girls from India and Africa are usually the more affordable providers. They charge from 50 – 150 US Dollars . Next in affordability are Asian escorts such as Chinese and Filipino who are from 100 to 200 US Dollars, the third in affordability are Russian and Eastern European white girls who cost AED 250 to 500 US Dollars.
The problem, as usual, is finding reliable, safe providers. it takes time, money and effort to find the good providers.
In my humble opinion and limited experience the Fatherland’s FKK’s offers the best option in quality and service and legal affordability.
Next is the Happiest Place on earth (according to Krusty) m.youtube.com
And finally believe or not the streets of New York, Los Angeles, San Diego, Portland. Seattle and any large city in the USA offer a good variety because of the fact that law enforcement is not longer harassing the girls that provide.
Always Remember:
“In this country, (and any country in the world), you gotta make the money first.
Then when you get the money, you get the power.
Then when you get the power, then you get the women.”
~ Cuban refugee Tony Montana (Al Pacino) in the movie Scarface (1983)
Just don’t “practice a hobby” you can’t afford.
And be careful out there.
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^ ^^ Thanks but I will probably pass on it.
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All of these experts have never been to Dubai, typical TUSCL know it alls.
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^ Pretty much. I was hoping for something more than a Google.
But the consensus seems to be that it's not a great place. Maybe I'll find a nice civvie businesswoman in a hotel bar.
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Probably be more fun too, I’m sure any civilian single woman you’d meet in Dubai, would be at the very least a trust fund baby.
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I would wear a shirt with the Star of David on it and see how that goes over with the locals, hoping they'd introduce me to some babes.
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@25 - Fine with me. I'd prefer to bang a local but it sounds like they're not that type. Not a lot of hot Arab women out there. You might think Princess Jasmine, but most of the ones I've known are fat and dumpy, kind of like older Italian or Greek women. Not a lot around Mass period.
I haven't mongered abroad much and prefer to keep it legal when I do (like the all-you-can-screw smorgasbord that are the FKKs), even if authorities "look the other way." Last thing I want is to be jailed in the Middle East as an American.
@skibum - LOL. I'm not and don't think I look Jewish.
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What does Jewish look like 😁
I always get that every place I go, if I get in a conversation where the subject comes up I always get I don’t look Jewish, I thought you were Italian, it’s probably from my Brooklyn accent LOL
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^ I think of the typical Ashkenazi cheekbones, hair, and nose.
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If you’re going to be in Dubai, the city is very chic, one of my neighbors worked for a major high end department store, they had a branch there, he told me it was full of very wealthy people mostly from different Arab countries and they do not look like you described, they look very well dressed and in shape, the women are very health conscious and mostly very well educated and beautiful.
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I was a blond haired blue eyed man my hair is now mostly white still have blue eyes though.
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^ I've known blonde haired blue eyed Jews. A lot of ginger Jews too.
Yes, I hear the city is pretty chic but I don't care about shopping. I want the local culture, cuisine, adventure, and women.
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I’ve been made to understand that most of the city’s cultural attractions are expensive venues like an indoor ski mountain, hyper expensive hotels and restaurants and nightclubs that mostly cater to foreigners.
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Big attraction is camel racing, supposedly very exclusive and, there is a very active equestrian scene.
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Puddy how would you describe the Ashkenazi cheekbones, hair nose, any examples? Arent they the same as eastern europeans
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^ No, very different from the Slavic features.
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There are countries it generally is safe for Americans to monger in. I would not list UAE as one of them.
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