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“You can fuck her if you want,” said ATFN of her friend. It was ATFN’s birthday, and I was visiting her at her home turf of Mexicali. We had a great session in my hotel room, a steak dinner, and from there went to her club, because I wanted to see what the Mexicali clubs were like. Her friend,…

A few weeks ago, I picked up a 20-something hardbody from the Florence McClure Women’s Correctional Center upon her release. I took her out to the Meadows Mall to pick up a few items from Victoria’s Secret, Forever 21 and Crazily Fashion. We then rolled over to Circus Circus and got a cheap hotel room for the evening. She…

I remember when Melrose Park, IL was a hot spot for lingerie bars, particularly on Mannheim Road. What is a lingerie bar you ask? It's a bar where the dancers dress in bikinis, either shorts or short skirts, and heels.

And did Mannheim Road have a few good ones. I'm talking about Bobby's, Carl's, Louie's Lounge, and The Playpen.…

Sometimes you got to know when it's time to walk away. Sometimes you got to know when it's time chomp down and close on a deal. To give a little and get a whole lot more. Me, even as a kid, I used to bust the lunch ladies balls about being able to keep my change, I would keep…

Hello everyone, it is time for yet another review from your Lasagna loving pal Garfield. Today, I will bring you my time in one of my favorite sex-caetion spots, Tijuana, Baja California, Mexico.

I’ve been to Amsterdam, Medellin, Cartagena, Bogota, Panama City Panama but to me nothing is Tijuana.

I have heard from several people that Tijuana during Halloween/Day…

So i was one that laughed at the ‘suckers’ with ATFs. I literally did. My thought was, how and why??? Like there are literally 100s of chicas. Then early this year, i repeated with a chica I met and went arriba with last year. (She’s on one of my reviews)

I literally avoided her at HK every time…

Garfield finally made it to Cartagena, Colombia. It’s been on my list for a while and I finally made it in early October. It seems that the two most popular destinations in Colombia is Medellin or Cartagena. Not many people are jumping to go to Bogota (I’ve been there, probably a one and done)

So I decided…

In early October, I made a brief trip to Medellin, Colombia. I made this trip because I was going to Cartagena for the very first time. So in anticipation of the land unknown, I felt the need to stop in trusty ole’ Medellin for a guaranteed good time. Medellin is a good time 7 days a…

I have mentioned before that some of my strip clubbing and other in-person mongering activities have been replaced in recent years with a growing affinity for Internet porn. This happened, in part, because I wasn’t able to travel as much on business during the pandemic. I have never been one to shit where I eat. So I try to…