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In this hobby there’s always a trade off between looks and cost. Cost can also vary widely by location. Let’s take a trip around the world. In the U.S., I’ve found large cities like Manhattan, Chicago and San Francisco to be expensive without much reward; Philly is a hard pass, while some clubs in New Jersey are worth a…
I "discovered" New York Times Square in the late 70’s soon after I graduated from high school; it was very much in-your-face “sinful” sexual experiences that I would never forget! I had always heard about the debauchery in NY Times Square, but never had the funds to experience any of it. Before graduating from HS, being from a poor family…
Anyone can fuck the hot girl. Pretty faces. A fantasy asses or legs. Even average is worth the effort. There are tits, after all. But it takes a special kind of pervert to fuck the girl with a ruined breast. Not a bad boob job. Hideous scars where the breast should be. A tragedy. I did. I fucked her and…
I've been frequenting strip clubs around the northeast for the past 8 years and along the way I've run into some amazing dancers and colorful characters. This article is about people who get special treatment vs those who expect it but do nothing to earn it. For this article, special means being treated well by the staff at…
I'm here to discuss two things. The first is my strategy to put myself in a position to be able to climax doing a lap dance with decent mileage. The second is thing I'm discussing is the justification for a grown man purposely soiling his pants.i believe my methods should work for alot of people considering I know my stamina…
I was visiting the suburbs of Philadelphia a few weeks ago and got the opportunity to visit 10 clubs in the area. I decided to write this as an article as opposed to a bunch of reviews that may be missing some information due to the quality, or lack thereof. I will try and give as much info as…
For context, I’m a happily married man, who has a beautiful wife and we have an active and healthy sex life. I say all this not as a sweet brag but to remind us all that the strip club can meet a different need than your everyday life routines can provide. One of the obvious needs the club meets is an…
Seems crossing the border with Mexico is very different in different locals. I crossed the borders in Nogales and Mexicali. Four times at Nogales so far. And three times in Mexicali. Most know what it is like to cross at San Ysidro/Tijuana. A few TUSCLers have asked about locals other than TJ, so here are my observations. In Mexicali and Nogales,…
Just wanted to take a quick head count before what many believe is going to be a little bit a rough stretch economy wise coming up, if not already. I think we'll see a lot of clubs go down, for sure the number of closed clubs will surpass the active count. Put some hard numbers up post covid and pre…
I had not been going to strip clubs for several years due to the coronavirus pandemic. I started going again this spring. The biggest shock was the increase in prices. It now seems like the cheapest I can get extras at my local strip clubs is $500 and many dancers want much more than that. It is going to be…
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