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So i was one that laughed at the ‘suckers’ with ATFs. I literally did. My thought was, how and why??? Like there are literally 100s of chicas. Then early this year, i repeated with a chica I met and went arriba with last year. (She’s on one of my reviews) I literally avoided her at HK every time…

Garfield finally made it to Cartagena, Colombia. It’s been on my list for a while and I finally made it in early October. It seems that the two most popular destinations in Colombia is Medellin or Cartagena. Not many people are jumping to go to Bogota (I’ve been there, probably a one and done) So I decided…

In early October, I made a brief trip to Medellin, Colombia. I made this trip because I was going to Cartagena for the very first time. So in anticipation of the land unknown, I felt the need to stop in trusty ole’ Medellin for a guaranteed good time. Medellin is a good time 7 days a…

I have mentioned before that some of my strip clubbing and other in-person mongering activities have been replaced in recent years with a growing affinity for Internet porn. This happened, in part, because I wasn’t able to travel as much on business during the pandemic. I have never been one to shit where I eat. So I try to…

To begin, this is a subjective list based on where i have visited and my experiences, and mine alone. It is based upon girls looks, value, experiences, etc. I will begin with a list of all of the club's I have been to, then will have a countdown list of my favorites over the past 12 to 18 months. Clubs…

Last night I suddenly found myself awake, remembering what was, by far, the most delicious sexual experience of my life. I have known for a very long time that this particular event was stellar, the pinnacle of my sexual life, but I had not stopped and thought about it for years. In many ways, the pinnacle of my sexual…

It’s now been two and a half months since I completed radiation therapy for my prostate cancer. I am pleased to report that, in more ways than one, I am finally back in the saddle again. First of all, Mrs. Hornibastard has been a real trooper, just as she has always been. She waited patiently for my libido…

I have been keeping track of the mongering prices in Tijuana. From what I understand, a couple of years ago it cost $60-$70 to take a girl upstairs to a hotel room at HK, AB, CC, and BT (For the newbies, I'm respectively referring to Hong Kong, Adelita, Chicago Club, and Tropical Bar - aka The Big Four clubs…

Pay a dancer a nominal amount to sit and talk for a few minutes. Most will ask why are here or ask for a dance.. Be honest and say I’m interested in a VIP but I want to give you a message and lick and play with your feet. now you’re either going to get a yes,…