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One of the byproducts of the pandemic is that dancers seem more willing to meet with mongers outside of the club (OTC). I have never had as many dancers interested in getting together OTC after over 10 years of going to clubs. I personally prefer meeting a dancer OTC to getting dances from them in the club, even if the…

If I had known sites like this existed when I started my strip club experiences, I might have avoided these. I’ve been a pretty infrequent club goer for the past 10 years. I’m from a small town, didn’t really get out much, and didn’t really go crazy in college. Most of my early strip club experiences was going to them…

A lot of men out there have a fantasy of fucking a flight attendant. It is one of the things I have been able to cross off my sexual bucket list many times over. If you want to bed a stewardess, don’t waste your energy trying to game her while she is working on a flight. She needs to remain professional…

If you are visiting clubs in Seattle, I thought I might run down my favorites, from least favorite to most favorite. Please note I have note been to the new Sugars on Aurora, so I have left it out. The Playground in Ballard: Totally dead the last time I went in. The girls were okay, but the LDA has no…

While masks are still required in some areas such as medical facilities and some emergency laws/regulations are just waiting to lapse for all intents and purposes we are out of Covid. Unfortunately I don’t think there will ever be a return to how things were before the pandemic. Strip clubs are no exception. A lot of the dancers I really…

The following is targeted neither at beginners nor at experienced strip club customers. It's just a list of things that have worked for me over the decades (shit, I'm old). Some of these things might work for you; some might not. Also, some of these recommendations may not work at some clubs or in some regions. Honestly, for a lot…

DISCLOSURE Hello my fellow TUSCL members. It has been a while since I have written an article or review. There was a good reason for that. Garfield has finally made the trek over to Frankfurt, Germany and Zurich, Switzerland and experienced the FKK world firsthand. Over the last two months, I have been writing my…

As the outdoor lights faded, I stepped into a dark corridor, feeling the enveloping darkness surround me. My heart raced and my palms grew sweaty as I nervously handed my ID to the bouncer. At that time, I had only seen real breasts once, had only had sex with one person, and was exposed solely to pornography. I was a…

I described the glories of the once-great BallPark Tavern in a previous article (see Blowjobs on Christmas (https://app.tuscl.net/article/57816 )). Here I'm going to continue the chronicle of debauchery in response to a recent conversation about Playhouse Lounge, which is nearby and nothing like the Ballpig, may it rest in peace. I actually feel sorry for those who never experienced BP before…

It is important to approach strip clubs with an open mind, respect for the performers, and consideration for the establishment's rules and policies. With that said, here is a beginner's guide to strip clubs: Choose a club: Research local strip clubs in your area and choose one that fits your preferences. Look for reviews and ratings online or…