Streaming and Strippers

I've been taking dancers out for along time. Most of them have no class and are into stuff that sucks in my opinion. But there are needles in haystacks and I found a few over the years worth spending some time with OTC outside just a grunt in a hotel room. I'm a cord cutter so its cool to sugar up a dancer by getting dinner, hitting an event of some kind, a roll in the hay and then Netflix.

On my own I watch documentaries about history, sports, music and politics, Kung Fu flicks, gangster movies and concert films in that order. I found most of these off my sugar baby. My ATF is into rom coms and thrillers. Most strippers I've snuggled up with are into rom coms, thrillers and hood movies. My ATF actually broadened my horizons some movie wise, which means maybe I too have no class. I can also see why some of these movies would appeal to a dancer. I got to understanding the dancers I was taking out more from picking apart why they were attracted to (most) of these films.

So no this isn't about me doing the shooting for some strippers Onlyfans. Or co-starring on one. And definitely not buying one. I might be fuzzy on some of the plot details because a hot dancer had her hand on my dick for most of these stories. Or fell asleep in the middle of it while being fondled. Whatever. You get the point.

The Last American Virgin (US Version) - Streamed this with my sugar baby during COVID on some weird bootleg website that screamed VIRUS to me, but whatever. Gary is the EXACT kind of dude that dancers are afraid of: clingy, needy, directionless, projecting onto someone something that isn't there. Best combo of goofy kid humor and real life lessons (if you need this lesson. I was born after 1982 and there are less hoes before bros dudes around in my era) that I've ever seen. I also have a Rick streak in me: yes Gary is a flunky and a wuss, but that doesn't make it OK to lead him intro trouble and rub certain things in his face. I think my sugar baby was trying to gauge how I saw the situation in this movie and I don't know how she took my reaction to it but yeah, don't be a simp.

(500) Days of Summer - Tom is also the EXACT kinda guy strippers are scared of: dumb enough to date a co-worker, controlling, romantically frustrated, and again lacking the ability to either accept what's being made available or go find what your looking for. I was turned onto this one by a dancer that has moved out of my area and good grief Gordon - Levitt's character is silly. The chick that showed me the movie hates Zooey's character even though she was 100 percent honest with that stalker nutcase the whole time. Her reaction to Summer made me worried she was looking for something out of me she was never going to get. I stopped taking her out after this. I also noticed something in this that happens to me when I try to date: all we do is argue. The whole "banging strippers" thing was probably in the back of those arguments. That and the fact I can't compromise.

Kids (1995) - I could not believe my ATF liked this movie, she badly wanted to watch it together. This shit is a white hood movie, its Menace 2 Society without the guns. I realized both how bad my childhood was and how bad my childhood wasn't from this movie. I been working on not giving myself a pass because I was a bit better than bad people and this movie also made me face that. Me and my ATF both winced at some things we related to. There's a chance I was triggered and re-traumatized myself. My ATF started drifting toward taking about how she'd keep her kids out of that kinda wasted youth if they were raised in the environment but I wasn't going there.

They Cloned Tyrone - I can't even want to try to watch most modern movies but this one was cool. Another one with my sugar baby. Made me think a little. It's ignorant but slips some stuff in there for thinkers kinda like The Boondocks does. I tend to hate movies that put the politics of the writer in the characters mouths to the point the charters have no character other that the heavy handed lecturing the writers gave them to spout but this movie avoided that enough in my opinion.

The Girl Next Door (2004) - Risky Business (another movie I saw with my ATF) meets Pretty Woman, except the young lady in the film is hotter, more manipulative and meaner than the Julia Roberts hooker with a heart of gold. Nothing says love like being lead on by a girl, publicity embarrassed by that girl, then guilt tripped when her past is exposed. She saw Matthew had ZERO experience with women, possibly that his parents weren't going to protect him and probably had Matthew pegged before she even heard his voice. I'm not at all stunned a dancer I used to take out that has now moved out of my area loved this Captain Save A Hoe bull crap. And anyone who doesn't think at 18 year old girl can strip mine a PL hasn't been an 18 year old boy before. Or they truly are a PL.

Freddy Got Fingered - I met a dancer who loves Sex in the City and the spinoff. She invited me to her hotel suite on Aprils Fools 2023. She said she had a movie that she wanted to watch and it was so bad that after it I wouldn't want to fuck her. I thought it was going to be the Sex in the City movie. But it was this. This film is a crime against humanity. Not just in the easy to pick on pointless wackiness and disgusting gag humor but in the way the plot line is morally reprehensible. This film predicts every blame shifting, couch ridden loser male of 2025 in the way Sex in the City predicted the drunk slores mad at there own decisions of 2025. But at least Sex in the City is a reasonably well made fairy tale for irresponsible women and not an affront to the whole of western civilization. The new dancer I'm taking out was stunned that I got that much of a take from this poop of a movie. And I still slept with her.

Bugsy - Another one with my ATF that we'd both seen before watching it with each other. She isn't into true crime, had never heard of Siegel or Hill and assumed it was a rom com when she first saw it. I am into true crime and mob history and I thought it was a gangster movie when I first saw it. It was a good blend of the 2 genres. I think its better than 2nd tier Scorsese movies (2nd tier by Scorsese standards) like Casino or The Irishman. I can't say I'm stunned that both of us were into the romanticizing of a white hot, non exclusive, quasi relationship between 2 damaged, possibly not so great people.

Almost Famous - The stripper that moved out of my town wanted to watch this one. This movie is some real shit. This movie is too real. I got a friend who's a DJ, I've been on the road with him and this movie is too real. That Penny character is like a certain minority of stripper: they really want a certain type of guy to like them and will do anything to get that love. I really just like to get laid and don't want to hurt anybody and could never use the fact a girl likes me to get her to screw to solve my poker debt, string her along all over the country, have her ODing over me man come on. I could never treat someone that way. The dancer that moved out of town might've seen me as a PL with a heart of gold off this movie. I can also see more of that dancers emotional issues after she wanted to watch it. Also Russell might be the least weird of the trio of movie betas in this article.

Beautiful Girls (1996) - I don't relate to stuff about longing for connection, the past or meaning in life, as I have plenty of connections, can't change the past and don't even understand what most people mean when they say they need meaning. I also don't relate to concerns over unrealistic expectations, as I was expected to meet great ones and accept that I am never going to. Maybe because I'm jaded enough to take what life gives me, maybe because I'll get disappointed later in life and feel it worse than people who felt it young like adults who get chicken pox or maybe because I don't get my hopes up high enough, I don't get that whole concept. My ATF showed me this movie and it helped me look at it from these people's perspective. And it kinda shares an underlying energy with many of these other movies. I think deep down longing for something "more", and having mens unrealistic expectations projected onto her basically for a living is what my ATF is struggling with the most.

Can't Hardly Wait - My sugar baby loves the Replacements but that's for another article. This is one of her fav movies. There's something to be said about seeing a movie that makes you glad you DON'T have certain regrets. I love media about making sure you don't miss your chance to try to have happiness, I couldn't imagine regretting not trying something or going after a girl or not standing up to somebody for the rest of my life and I relate deeply to the sentiment in this movie. I think every young person should learn the lesson of this movie: you'll regret the shots you didn't take not the ones you missed. I'd never heard of this one and I really like it now. It goes to the traits me and my ATF share the most: we learned not to take people shit and have the willingness to just go for it! I'm glad I didn't wait. Probably the best thing my sugar baby has given me other than head.