the ultimate strip club list

Some strip clubs out there, you've been to one, you've been to them all. Deja Vu's, Rick's, Spearmint Rhino's. But then sometimes you'll come across a strip club that's way different be it over the top excess or gimmicky. Gimmicky is rare now adays. Shit I like gimmicky, whatever you want to say about, it's different. Theme club, sign…

I stopped in on a Saturday afternoon while I was out with some spare time. It was pretty empty. Just me and 1 other. The dancers were just coming out of the dressing rooms when…

I was just at Mario's and was disappointed by the price hike ($25 to $30). Here is a list of lap dance prices. Feel free to expand. Mario's: $30 Centerfolds (Worcester): $30 The Club: $20 Boardroom Cabaret: $20,…

I went on a Friday afternoon. I had not been here in many, many years but the place looked the same (in a good way). It is a small, throwback, neighborhood dive bar with topless/nude…

Swung through on a Saturday afternoon to kill an hour or two before a flight. Showed up around 2pm (opened at either 1pm or 2pm). Experience was about what’d you expect. Not…

Saturday late afternoon visit. Usually go earlier, but the few, prime time girls seem to be tied up with regulars, who likes to talk and then go for dances. Details are still the same. Byob Ten dollar cover Dances…

Had to remove a few sections of the site. They were causing too much trouble.

Mermaids is in a residential neighborhood a block away from the train station so it’s easy to get too. Usually opens between 10-11pm. Got there at 11pm and paid a $20 cover. Liked the fact…

Went with a group around 10:00 on a Friday. I believe the cover was $15. Location is at the back end of the main drag in Fells Point so it’s convenient to begin or end…

Went to Pandoras in the early afternoon around 1pm as most of the day shift dancers are there. Pro tip: Bring cash as there is no ATM. There is a weed store a few blocks up…

Right off the road on the 130 in an old building with an ok amount of parking, in what I understand is not the greatest neighborhood. Cover charge is $10 (at least at night for midweek)…

I wonder what her sex life must be like if she can have an orgasm just by listening to Tchaikovsky’s 5th Symphony. https://nypost.com/2023/05/01/woman-has-full-body-orgasm-during-la-philharmonic-concert/

I had a few hours to kill and walked in on a Tuesday afternoon. I'd been there once before and thought I would give it. a shot again. (I have many fond memories…

Second floor club across from Club USA at the top of a he hill in Tumon. In my opinion it’s the best club in Guam. Walk in, bar is to the right. Stage is ahead…

The Oasis has been described often so I'll be brief. Located in commercial area near auto dealers and junk yards. Plenty of parking. After going through the metal detector rectangular…

Stopped in Tuesday to Bogies around 4:15 and arrived to a busy lot thanks to the Tuesday special and the rain. 5 cover, 10 for a beer + tip and a somewhat busy place with…

This club has always been the outlier in Massachusetts, even going back to the Fuzzy Grape days when Mass. was a no dance, no touch state. For whatever reason, and I assume its town culture,…

Went on a Saturday afternoon about 5pm. Paid the door fee ($5) and walked in. Big stage right in the middle of the room and bars running the walls on right and left.…

Dues: $21 Drinks: $5 Dances: $40/dance $100/3 dances Walked in and paid my dues. The vibe was all there. Dark with some lights sparkling from time to time. There is a cute hostess that greets you around the…

Stopped by Blackjacks at 8:45pm on a Tuesday night. Had an hour and half to kill before picking some friends up at the airport. I've been here 7-8 times now and generally stop by once…

This has always been my go to spot. Brief description of the place is as follows. Dj booth on the left as you come in. Stage in the center. Couches and benches all around with…

I decided to make a stop at my favorite man cave (because of the rock walls) to see a particular dancer today. She had been working at Scarlet Lounge and recently made the switch. I…

This was my first time at Essex and I was pleasantly surprised. When I pulled up the club was pretty busy for a Tuesday night. This is a good sign. I still found…

Finally one of my favorite performers of all time, Willy Nelson, is finally getting inducted into the Rock and Roll HOF Considering his 90th birthday is coming this year it’s long overdue and we’ll deserved

Options are limited in Boise but Eclipse is one of two topless establishments. As such they can't serve alcohol but Charlie Browns, a local bar is 20 feet away. You can freely move…

This is an updated review because there is new talent, and that has its pros and cons. I know someone will complain about me glossing over the inside, but there really isn't much to say.…

This place was dead on a Sunday afternoon. Was about 8 girls total in the building and maybe 10 customers. Most of the dancers were sitting on the bar and they rarely had a dancer…

Think back over where you've gone, what you've done, and where you're at. With what you know now, would you have started your stroll through the hobby if you'd seen this destination upfront?

This club now has suffered a bit in terms of quality, but girls are still honest about dos and donts, and there are still good number of pretty good if not great lookers. However, two…