DJ Dumbass

This was my first time at Essex and I was pleasantly surprised. When I pulled up the club was pretty busy for a Tuesday night. This is a good sign. I still found plenty of parking in the back of the club. But it was at least alive. When I walked in the music was loud but not overly mostly with a latin vibe. The door man scanned my ID and patted me down, in this area of town it was almost a welcomed thing.

I walked in a sat down near the smaller stage on the right. The club had a total of three small stages and they kept them pretty busy the whole time I was at the club. The first girl on stage was a pretty latina, which seemed pretty normal for this club. Once she finished her set, in broken English she offered me a dance. She was hot but not my taste so I respectfully declined. The next one was an Amazon she was not bad looking but a little to big for me, I typically like them petite.

Jinx was the girl after her and was a smoke show (at least to me). After a few singles during the stage show, she came over and offered me a dance. I happily accepted. I inquired as to how much they were and she told me that table dances were 10 and the vip was 25. I got 2 at the table and 1 in the VIP. The vip dance was basically the same as the table dance, just in a more private area. Not bad but nothing extra.

The only thing negative about the whole experience was the DJ. I am pretty sure he was drunk and they should not allow him to play with the noise maker buttons. I am pretty sure a 2 year old would have done a better job as a DJ. He spent most of his time either making obnoxious noises or screeming his stage name over the song. Gets real, old real fast.

All in all worth it for a Tuesday evening, most likely I will return.