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I headed to Rosewood on a rainy Thursday night. Paid the cover (they charged me $20; don't know what it normally is or if it was different because of the fairly substantial rainfall happening outside).…

Parking was easy and the club is off a industrial road, I never felt unsafe. Paid a $10 cover and got a Modelo for around $7 and gave the waitress a $10 to keep the…

In Ottawa for a few days so I figured I'd check this place out again. Not much different from my last visit and I had the last review over a year ago.

Lots of parking beside…

IMPORTANT info first - they have a new system, where you have to put yours AND the dancers key into a plexiglass lockbox before entering the VIP area. the DANCER holds onto…

Day shift here can be a total hit or miss. So a few weeks ago I had to go to the airport to pick up a friend and I had some time so I stopped…

So I've always wanted to try this place but never bit the bullet. Final decided to go. This place was a pretty far drive for me. It's just a random building by an in right…

I was in the mood for a little fun on Memorial Day Sunday and figured I would give Night Shift a shot. Night Shift is right off the highway in a very industrial sketchy part…

There is no doubt that Chicas Bonitas is not a high end glitzy and glamor club. The dancers are not showgirl quality. Having said that, it can be an enjoyable experience without spending a small…

I returned to Pascha on Saturday night, around 1030pm. My last visit was one year ago. It is a cheap Uber ride from the main train station. On this visit, I went across the street…

Had a free evening while in Ottawa so I spent sometime revisiting the local clubs. It's been a few years since I was last at the Playmate and it's pretty much the same. It's located…

Setting:
Players Club is on the east side of Federal Blvd. next to a Pleasures adult toy and magazine store. Upon my arrival at 1:30 on a Saturday, there was ample parking in the…

Best place in Atlanta now. I think better than Follies which used to be the best. Back in the 2010s before Covid, it was very crowded during the day and people were smoking…

I am semi-regular here since it is the only place left in the region. Stopped in today, wish I'd not bothered. There were three customers, and two girls. No real dancing on the stage, one…

Went in on a Monday afternoon. Parking was $5 Got a soda which was $4 and was watching ESPN on one of the TVs. The dancers were all fit and attractive with varying heights and…

I've been on hiatus for the last 6 or so months. Clearly the first thing you notice upon entry is the 3rd degree on age. I'm sure it's been pointed…

I wanted to try something different so went here because it reminded me of the one in Vegas (totally different clubs, spoiler alert, Vegas one much better (girls and service)).

This place is easy to miss…

Honestly, not sure why the ratings for this place are so low! Was there recently for a friend's bachelor party. Went in on Sunday night (memorial day weekend), plenty of parking available. Valet parking was…

I occasionally miss the trashy version of Wackos. Where it was less of trying to be a nightclub and more of your corner bar. These changes happen, because the club makes money. I went about…

The last month I stopped by a few times on Fridays and Saturdays. I would say Friday afternoon is still the best shift I frequent. Saturday days can have a decent lineup occasionally. Friday and…

Located on the corner of a somewhat busy intersection. Parking can be difficult to find on a busy night but is free and there is a parking attendant available to make the process easier.

Nice hospitable…

Visited Diamond Dolls in Pompano Beach on a Wednesday afternoon a few weeks ago in April, and honestly not sure why so many folks poo-poo it.

Walking in around mid-afternoon, the place was not dead, reasonable…

Arrived to what looked like a fairly full parking lot for a week night around 11:00. There was even a car or two pulling in before me with foot traffic to the door. The front…

First time visit on a Friday around 2pm. Plenty of parking and slight discreet area, behind del taco. Paid $10 for entrance fee and was patted down. There were two security guards both were chill.…

I went in at 3pm until the pm on a Tuesday. I walked in and there was nobody there just about 7 dancers sitting all around. I got my ID checked and a small pat…

This place is two clubs in one. MYNX and Mynx After Dark

MYNX:

I actually stopped in early in the day for lunch. It was pretty dead. About 3 dancers, a bartender, and 2-3 other patrons. The…

Around 3:00 PM on a Tuesday, I arrived at the club. It was mostly empty, with about seven dancers scattered around. After a quick ID check and pat-down, I settled at the bar and ordered…

Stopped by on Monday afternoon recently. First time visiting and was pleased to find a chill, low pressure neighborhood bar type club. No cover charge. Just a few dudes sitting around drinking and shooting the…