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Honestly, not sure why the ratings for this place are so low! Was there recently for a friend's bachelor party. Went in on Sunday night (memorial day weekend), plenty of parking available. Valet parking was…

I occasionally miss the trashy version of Wackos. Where it was less of trying to be a nightclub and more of your corner bar. These changes happen, because the club makes money. I went about…

The last month I stopped by a few times on Fridays and Saturdays. I would say Friday afternoon is still the best shift I frequent. Saturday days can have a decent lineup occasionally. Friday and…

Located on the corner of a somewhat busy intersection. Parking can be difficult to find on a busy night but is free and there is a parking attendant available to make the process easier.

Nice hospitable…

Visited Diamond Dolls in Pompano Beach on a Wednesday afternoon a few weeks ago in April, and honestly not sure why so many folks poo-poo it.

Walking in around mid-afternoon, the place was not dead, reasonable…

Arrived to what looked like a fairly full parking lot for a week night around 11:00. There was even a car or two pulling in before me with foot traffic to the door. The front…

First time visit on a Friday around 2pm. Plenty of parking and slight discreet area, behind del taco. Paid $10 for entrance fee and was patted down. There were two security guards both were chill.…

I went in at 3pm until the pm on a Tuesday. I walked in and there was nobody there just about 7 dancers sitting all around. I got my ID checked and a small pat…

This place is two clubs in one. MYNX and Mynx After Dark

MYNX:

I actually stopped in early in the day for lunch. It was pretty dead. About 3 dancers, a bartender, and 2-3 other patrons. The…

Around 3:00 PM on a Tuesday, I arrived at the club. It was mostly empty, with about seven dancers scattered around. After a quick ID check and pat-down, I settled at the bar and ordered…

Stopped by on Monday afternoon recently. First time visiting and was pleased to find a chill, low pressure neighborhood bar type club. No cover charge. Just a few dudes sitting around drinking and shooting the…

I got scammed on a Friday afternoon at Polekatz.

I entered with no cover charge, as advertised. The club was clean and modern. It was early afternoon, and the club was very empty. Nobody dancing…

Parking/Valet:
The parking lot is small on the north side of the building. Across the street, there is a couple places to pull in and park if the lot is full, like there overflow…

I've been rolling through Carnival for quite some time now and I cannot lie, its a favorite for some very basic reasons.

The spot is right on the side of Crescent BLVD and near a…

So at this point, I definitely have a regular thing going at Oasis. I come in during afternoons on day shift during the week and take an extra long working lunch to relieve some tension.…

Club is located in the downtown core in a section called the Byward Market. Lots of bars & pubs close by. Pretty lively area and pretty safe as well. Street parking only and parking garages…

I decided to take a look at my old stomping grounds. Valet is mandatory, 7 bucks. I always give them $10 for a tip. It is always the same guy. He has an amazing memory,…

Rode over to Emperors to give it another shot. It is in a strip mall near a liquor store and behind a bank. I arrived about 6PM, only a couple vehicles were in the lot,…

I stopped in while driving through to Wausau for work. Had been here about a year ago and had a pretty poor time. But since it was on my way I thought I’d stop. Arrived…

I stopped by the Flight Club (FC) on a Monday evening. The club has been described frequently. Here's a synopsis.
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Mandatory valet, 8 dollars.
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No admission costs until 9PM (this is much…

It had been many years since I had been to LA and couldn't really remember the good spots so TUSCL was a big help to keep from wasting a bunch of time finding a few…

OK, first the preliminaries, so I don't get slammed for "not enough details" (as if they haven't been outlined 50 times). Large paved parking lot. Self park on a Monday afternoon. Light pat down. No…

Stopped by the club around 3 pm and was very surprised by how dead it was. I mean, not a single dancer in sight. The bartender said some may come in later. They opened…

I went on Thursday before Memorial Day Weekend.

I had reached out to 2 or 3 dancers I found on IG but they were not in town.

I showed up, there was not a door girl…

Went on a Monday afternoon when I was lucky enough to get away from a conference early. The parking situation was easy and free and there was no cover charge at the time.

I think…

I had been going here for years, but started cutting back a couple years ago when one of my favorite dancers moved on. This was my first time back since they "remodeled" the place.…

This is part of the 5 club trip of lunacy I took with a friend in the Marines. This was the last stop. They promote no cover or parking charges for Memorial Day and keep…

I've been here a few times on Sunday but normally I'm a Friday guy. It's one of the few clubs in the bus line open on Sunday so its more busy on dayshift than it…

This is a combination of 2 visits, both weeknights and after dinner, so roughly 8-9pm in the evening.

The first visit was around 9 and there were probably 12-15 girls working. The place is nice. Doormen,…

I don't like this place. I've sworn on this site to never come back. But my Marine friend swore to protect this nation and that's a bigger deal than wanting to avoid some assholes at…