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I went to the French Quarter on a Friday night around 10 pm specifically to see Yvette (who I took a liking to on the company’s social media page). I showed up and the gentleman…

I'm not too far away from this club, so it's easy to visit. I always end up having a good time here and like to go on days when it's less crowded so I can…

After my initial review over a month ago, I have visited this establishment on 2 consecutive Tuesday's, where $10 lap dances are advertised. This review will cover both Tuesday day time visits. Obviously, the…

I went to Uncle AB’s last Friday afternoon. I got there about 2:30 pm and the place had on 10ish customers there and 5 girls working all white. They were all 30+ but all were…

This location is on a busy road / street with residential and commercial mixed around it. I went in the afternoon plenty of parking as the lot is a big U surrounding the club. Walkin…

Years ago, I remember reading a review or a post about an LA area club where the dancers are always completely nude, just hanging out in the club. I'm going to be in LA soon,…

I just rejected this review. One of the more concise reviews I have seen in a while.

Small place but gets the job done. Clean inside with nice bar area, good views of dancers from just about everywhere. Definitely better than Mynx in my opinion. Not located next to any other clubs,…

I know some in Atlanta were looking forward to the new opening of the old PinUps club which was rumored to be today. They were not open and the sign hasn’t changed. Would have…

Are there any hot white girls you can recommend at go go Rama that give a good grind left? Not a fan of any on the ig but maybe some don’t wanna post pics…

Cheerleaders is easy to get to. It's down by the stadiums and right off of I-96 and 76. There is plenty of parking. The good news after several months they finally opened…

Visited coliseum a few Wednesday nights ago. Arrived around 8:30. Very unusual set up with cars parked in the front but still valet service. A friend and I ubered so we didn’t use…

This is actually my 3rd visit in a week to this place. Sunday, Thursday, Saturday. Sunday was my best as more girls were available. Entrance fee is 95 euro now, and you get a bath…

I was driving home from Boston and decided to make a detour to Foxy Lady's for the first time as it was conveniently located off I-95. Plenty of parking across the street for $5 and…

I’ve had several visits here in the last few months. This time I arrived shortly after opening on a Wednesday. There were maybe 2 other customers and around 10 dancers. The dancers were a…

Friday. Early afternoon. $5 cover. You’re required to buy a non-alcoholic beverage. $6 for my bottle of water. $7 for my friend’s Monster. Very quiet day shift. 1 or 2 customers other than us. 4…

I've made a couple visits to the Lamplighter on Thursday and Friday afternoons. Often on occasions where that place down the road is packed, and I'm having trouble getting time with any dancer…

On Cinco De Mayo, I decided to visit a few of the Pompano clubs and Tootsies and overall I had a fun time (minus that bad experience at Tootsies at night. Read that review). I visited…

Stopped by OTB for the first time. I like that it’s got an afternoon shift. I got there about 2pm. Walk in and there’s a big bar right up front. Ordered a high life $5…

Had not been here in many years. Was in the area so I stopped in with about an hour to kill. Went on a Tuesday lunchtime. Had a terrific time. Not a…

Quebec, QC. Saturday night. Quebec city is a cool town, I highly recommend checking it out just once. Just came here from Cabaret Lady Mary Ann. Big parking lot, area seems fine. Some folks hanging…

On first biz trip to Vegas last week and thought I would try a few of the clubs there. Heard that Vegas wasn't great for extras but the women were beautiful so wanted to confirm.…

Traveled from out of state to Greensboro. This club is conveniently located near the airport. I showed up around 6pm on a Friday night. There were 4-5 day shift dancers hanging around with what appeared…

Quebec, QC. Saturday night. Every time I'm in Canada, be it Vancouver, Toronto or Montreal, there's always some big ass festival going on (which likely influences the way I think about Canada) and this week…

I’ve submitted many reviews, so I’ll keep this one short and sweet. I paid no parking fee and the entry fee was only 10 dollars. The entrance to the club is on the top floor, although the…

Times visited: Between 3:30 pm and 4:30 pm on several different occasions after work on weekdays only. Prices: Door fee (after 7 pm): $10 Whiskey: $10 single / $18 double Posted dance prices: $30 and $40 (topless) Set up: After walking through…

I visited Cheetah Pompano on a Wednesday afternoon. The parking lot was fairly packed. I had to park near the end because it was filled. There is a guy outside the front of the strip…

Interesting read for those interested in hip hop culture. I've never been to Magic City and doubt that I ever will. Just not my thing. https://deadline.com/2023/07/cole-brown-drakes-dreamcrew-entertainment-jermaine-dupri-and-jami-gertz-magic-city-docuseries-1235432832/

I stopped into Jet Strip, as it was only a few minutes from my hotel near the LA airport. I arrived around 230pm on Saturday. I parked on the street near the front door of…

Visited on a Tuesday afternoon. Entrance fee was $12, went straight to the bar for a bottle of water that was $7. Went to the side opposite the bar and sat in the first row…

I went there on a Friday to experience the food and the women. The parking lot was full so I knew there would be a d cent crowd of people so the women would definitely…

The published reviews of Emperors have been pretty mixed, so I was curious. I was passing through the area so I made my first ever visit to this club. I arrived around 2PM…

Roxxies is an interesting spot. Tucked in an industrial part of Paterson by the train tracks, you wouldn’t really know it even exists. With that said this place has potential but just doesn’t do it for…

I’ll briefly detail the layout even though it’s been described many times. The parking lot is large and no parking fee or cover charge during the day. You enter in the corner and straight…

I have had many a good time here before but this place has gone down the drain. On Rt 46, it sits on the edge of a residential neighborhood. Usually space for parking except if…

Stop by this place to check it out. Its on 92 between an old motel 6 and a McD. Best to take 95 and get off at 92 if you're coming up I4 instead of…

I have been a serious and dedicated monger for almost half a century. I’ve spent more money than I can (or want) to remember in dens of depravity on every continent except Antarctica.…

Not too long ago, me and Rick Dugan were out at a strip club, matching white suits, applying the system around the lineup of strippers, doing as we all do. Not working as well as…

I stopped by Club-X after going to the Goodguys Car Show in Columbus on Friday and Saturday night. This review is about Saturday night. I arrived at about 10:15 and there were no…

Arrived early evening on Friday stayed until about 10pm. Did not have to pay a cover, however after 7pm the cover is $10. Parking lot is small and was packed on this visit.…

The place: is in industrial Hialeah off US highway 27. You have to take a left off of 27 (Okeechobee) after you go under the industrial train tracks and pass the metrorail. Language barrier: It…

Intro Being from Miami, the travel to WPB is a long drive but I was able to get a Saturday night off and decided to do a better “inspection” of the WPB area. I had…

I have been to HK 5-6 times over the past ~5 years. This time, things seemed to really be going down hill. First of all, the parking on the US side jumped…

Made my way to Playhouse the Saturday before 4th of July hoping to catch a packed day shift. Was a pretty disappointing trip. Place is the same. Pink building on Rt 130 in Burlington. Parking lot…

I have been to V at least 4 times since my last review and the review will mention a couple of visits. But the primary visit is for a Saturday afternoon. No club details, they're…

Entered on Sunday just after 5:00 PM parking lot was pretty empty as was the customer base inside. I hate to repeat detail always but some may not have seen previous review. Standard procedure is to…

Mid afternoon stopover. A few miles off 90/94 easy on off. Lots of signs on the door about dress code but didn't apply during the day. Cover starts at 7. 8 or 10 dollars. Bought…

Came on on a weekday afternoon and the parking lot was almost full. The club is back to having more girls than a few months ago. Most are regulars, some from other clubs, a couple…

Went here begrudgingly this past Friday afternoon after a meeting in Rancho Cucamonga as it’s been over 2 years since I’ve been here. I used to really like COI clubs pre Covid due to the…

It has been awhile since I visited, was in the area. Stopped in and paeked with valet, which is still $8. Yes, they keep your keys, but no, I have never had any problem. I…

First time back here since covid and it appears they have done some remodeling. Paid $5 cover at the door and entered the main room. Stage is to the right as…

I recently had the pleasure of visiting Johnny's Hitching Post, and I must say it was a great experience. From the moment I walked through the doors, the atmosphere that immediately made me feel…

My flight wasn't leaving till 6 so I thought I’d check out of my hotel & head to the airport to hang out in the lounge & get some emails done but I didn’t realize…

Two of us went there on a Thursday night around 10:00 p.m. I think it is fair to surmise my review by saying that it was refreshing to be at a club that was low-key…

Went too temptations since a lot of the strip clubs in Harvey are shut down. Parking lot seemed full but when I got in there were very few patrons there but about 9 dancers. The…

For most international flights, Pearson Airport is my go-to airport. What I have been looking for is a nice pit stop along the way to relax and unwind. I try and organize my reviews and…