Starts Later and Later every time I go.

I stopped by Club-X after going to the Goodguys Car Show in Columbus on Friday and Saturday night. This review is about Saturday night. I arrived at about 10:15 and there were no dancers on the floor. When you walk in the cover charge is $10 no matter how many dancers there are. Saturday night there were none. I sat down and ordered a beer which was $4. - $5 with tip. By 10:30 there were still no dancers so I walked up to the Owner / Manager and said there are no dancers, can I have my cover charge back. He said there are 5 girls in the back getting ready and they will be out in a minute. I said but there are no girls now and I would like my cover back because I am leaving. He said no, they are coming out. And then a tall black beautiful (9) dancer came out of the dressing room.

I sat back down at the bar and she joined me. At this point there was one dancer and 5 customers. She was very nice and apologized for all the dancers being late. We went in the back and had two $25 dances. They were good but you can’t get as handsy as you could before they got busted.

When we came out of the dance room there were two more dancers, both black and both cute (one 7, & one 9). The little spinner (9), came over to join me. She was friendly so we went in the back for three $25 dances. When we came out of the dance room it was 11:10 and there were still only three dancers, and now about 14 customers.

The inside of the Club hasn’t been remodeled in over 25 years. I’ve been going there for over 25 years and it is still the same layout, carpet and furniture that I remember from years ago. The bathroom is also a dump. When you walk into the middle of the Club, there is a big stage and a bar to your left that nobody uses. To your right is a bar that is used. In front of you is a small stage that when dancers dance it is on this stage. The rest of the Club is filled with short tables with 4 chairs around them. It you keep walking to the right there is a $25 private dance room and a $35 dance room. The $25 the curtains are open, in the $35 the curtains are closed.

Club X has to be the most poorly run club in Columbus, but it is still open which surprises me, so I still go, just not as often. I have to get up in the morning, so I can’t wait until 11:00 for dancers to come to work.