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Where you can't buy love, but can rent it for 3 minutes at a time.
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8.7

Went on a Monday afternoon. Got there a little after opening. Parking and entrance is in the back of the building. There was no cover when I walked in.
When you walk in, the bar…

review published 2 yrs ago
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7.7

Clubs cycle with desirable activity, all go through that if you’ve clubbed long my enough to experience it. Bourbon has seen less visits from me mostly because I’ve found a lack of interest from girls…

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3.3

Being the only club in a state you would think they would have a leg up but this place has gone down hill the last year or so. If you are going expecting the old…

review published 2 yrs ago
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6.7

I haven’t ventured here in months. You know the place, comfortable layout, open parking lot.. You can’t hide out parking your car, because the only hidden spots are behind the building where the…

review published 2 yrs ago
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Yellowjackets: Dr Ruth Q & A

Is anyone watching Yellowjackets? The Showtime series about the girls high school soccer team whose plane crashes in the Canadian woods while flying to Nationals.

It’s a bit of a chick series…

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discussion started 2 yrs ago
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Fat & Ugly

A few weeks ago I ran into a girl I went to high school with. I can’t remember if she’s a year or two years younger than me. In high school she was…

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discussion started 2 yrs ago
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6.3

Starlets is in a pretty secluded area, so you’re either gonna have to drive or uber. I arrived at 11:30pm and they only open at 11pm. Cover is a steep $40 considering there was no…

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7.7

I felt like Casa Diablo was a huge hit-and-miss depending upon which girl you talk to and get a lap dance from. My friend and I visited Casa Diablo on a Saturday around 9ish PM…

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5.7

I was in Vegas for a convention. I had one free night. Decided to visit the palomino. I went once before, a while ago, pre COVID. Decided to go back for a night.This time…

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8.7

I’ve been to this club a number of times in the past three months.

Food: Excellent! I had a devil fried chicken salad that was amazing. Service was prompt (order at bar)…

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7.3

I have gone during the day a couple times recently and both times there were way more girls than I expected. This time I counted 8 and they were not bad at all. There was…

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7.3

I've been here several times over the years. Thursdays they offer $100 for 30 minute VIPs from open-7 or 8 so I go when I'm back in from out of town because you can't beat…

review published 2 yrs ago
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Others Complain I'm Paying Too Much in VIP. Should I Listen? My Opinion.

There seem to be differing opinions about how much we should be spending in VIP. I recently received a comment on my review of a Michigan club that I could've paid less and I actually…

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discussion started 2 yrs ago
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When a team wins a game or even a championship

Do y’all notice they all jump up and down like excited little kindergarteners, whether it’s a high school, college, or pro game, and to make matters worse both male and female athletes do this, isn’t…

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discussion started 2 yrs ago
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Crazy Joe is savage

He destroyed so many shitterz at da McDonald's dat day ley people off now...

nbcnews.com

Dam you joe!

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discussion started 2 yrs ago
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Crazy Joe is savage

He destroyed so many shitterz at da McDonald's dat day ley people off now...

nbcnews.com

Dam you joe!

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discussion started 2 yrs ago
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7.0

Visited on a Friday around 8:30. Cover was $15. Juice bar, didn’t require drink purchase inside, and I didn’t bother purchasing any beverage. There are small tables nearby and around the one stage. And chairs…

review published 2 yrs ago
Political Discourse
Is it racist to like big butts?

unherd.com

Better yet, who gives a fuck? I love me some nice plump ass and I don't care what any activist has to say about it!

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discussion started 2 yrs ago
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4.7

Admittedly I have avoided going back to this club for a few years, partially because of COVID, but mostly because my last experience was not great. I thought I would give it a try…

review published 2 yrs ago
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6.0

As you get near you see billboards proclaiming "we bare all", but there didn't seem to be as many as I've seen in the past. I arrived about 5 pm. Plenty of free…

review published 2 yrs ago
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An Argument Against Naming Dancers in Reviews

When I first started posting reviews to TUSCL, I named names... a lot. I never connected dancers by name to extras, but I posted a lot of details about who worked when, what they looked like, who had a good reputation in VIP, etc. For the most part, I'm a regular at a regular's club. So, I tend to…

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article published 2 yrs ago
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7.0

It has been a long time since my last time at a club. Had heard about some troubles at Purple Orchid and decided to finally pay a visit. Was here on Sunday afternoon around 5.…

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7.7

I tried by Bourbon Street late friday night but there was a line at least 15 people long so I left and came back the next day in the afternoon. I got…

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8.0

This was my third or fourth visit in about 20 years. This club doesn’t have a great reputation with hard core TUSCLers, including me. But I had a good, although not great time. I…

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4.0

On Friday March 31, 2023, mid-afternoon, I telephoned Anthony's to see if it remains open after Mardi Gras and Center Stage in Springfield, under new ownership, have closed until further notice as of April 8.…

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5.7

My monthly trip to the PP on Sunday!! I am a slow learner!! Got there at 2 PM so beat the crowd. No parking fee or cover to get in this early.…

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7.0

Arrived around 3:45pm to a parking lot that was probably 80% full. Found a parking spot and got a light pat down from the big guy at the door. Admission was $10.…

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7.7

On a whim I visited Pandoras Saturday night around 10:30pm. Other reviews have described the layout of the club and so there is no need to repeat. The club decor had lots of Easter…

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7.3

Cheerleaders in a small strip mall off not far from the sports complex and convenient to I-95 and Schuykill Expressway. Plenty of parking out front. Large space. There is a big bar…

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5.0

Was convinced by my friend to watch the second half of UConn v Miami final four game here and it was an okay time. Stayed about 2 hours or so but did not catch much…

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7.0

Pink palace is easy to find right on Rte 130. There is plenty of parking outside. You enter into a dark bar. The building is long and narrow. As you enter…

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5.3

First of all, like others have mentioned, this is a "private club", so there's a ton of cigarette smoke when you walk in. Fortunately, by the "pit" in the back, there's no smoking, so the…

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4.7

This place is only occasionally open, seems to be aligned with Wise Guys (across the street). It is reasonably large, has a central wrap-around bar with fixed barstools, a large stage, and a shower-capable stage.…

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9.0

This was my first trip to HK after 1-2 years debating whether or not to make the trip. This was late Feb on a Friday/Saturday night.

I landed at SAN at 1PM, took an Uber…

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6.3

Returned to Michigan recently on a work trip and, having a recent Tuesday off, decided to head over to one of my old haunts - Bogart's. Not much has changed. As they say, "the faces…

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7.3

For some reason this club does not appear in the WV listings but I am going to write a review since I was just there last weekend and it was a really good turnout.
Club is…

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6.0

This place is not well-cared-for. It feels cramped, even though it didn't have many people in it. The bar is centrally-located in the building, and is square. There's a pool table which I have never…

review published 2 yrs ago
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6.3

Skip to the bottom if you're looking for a rundown of the women

DD Manville is the old Frank's Chicken House building that's been there forever. It's pretty easy to get there off of 287, if…

review published 2 yrs ago
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Religious Questions: Titty Fucking with Jesus

Yes, I know—the title alone is sending me to hell. But my questions are this: Have you ever tittyfucked a girl, and she’s wearing a necklace with a cross or a crucifix, and the…

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discussion started 2 yrs ago