Times a fellow monger gave you great advice in a strip club

Muddy ape, this rick is a little disturbed by this post. I mean really, the dugan is my bud and I encourage everybody to wear stylin’ suits but…this post is a bit over the top. Kind of reads like something you wrote while jackin’ it. Just sayin’. ROAR!!!

Normally I don't begrudge a man his fantasies, even homoerotic ones I guess. But I have to admit that I do feel a bit creeped about being included in one. 😕

Muddy for Prez 2024

Lol! Such an easy target, RBD.

@muddy
Don’t you wish white polyester leisure suits would come back in style.
LOL

Well…all I can say is that any homoerotic posts from Muddy ape where he is fantasizing about dancing with a suit-wearing lion will be met with the frickin’ wildebeest treatment.

Imma talk straight to Muddy ape rn. Muddy, you seem like a good ape. Live your own life and achieve whatever level of awesomeness you can. Will you achieve rick level awesomeness? Of course not. You’re not a rick. Plus, yours truly is extra awesome because I am a rick and I am a lion. But the reality is that your level of awesomeness is gonna top out at, say, rickthebananaslug levels. But that ain’t bad. I mean really, how did that guy manage to get a stylin’ suit that fits his slug body?

Anyhoo…this rick digresses. My point is simply this: to thine own self be true. And don’t jack it while thinkin’ of ricks. It ain’t healthy. ROAR!!!

Tuscl fan fiction?

^ Well, that's how both "Twilight" and "50 Shades of Gray" started out. There might be gold in them thar' PL hills.

Smart Pl's learn from their mistakes.....wise ones learn from other Pl's mistakes

I never speak to other PLs in clubs. When I am hunting for handys, I hunt alone.

Last Friday the PL said to me when I returned after 10 minutes at the stage: "I know she's hot but you left your phone and keys unattended. Cannot always rely on me being here to watch them for you".

That’s cause your old and forgetful.

^ You do notice that no one has mentioned you on this thread,, yet you always tell us "I told you so", you are such a stupid motherfucker.

“When I am hunting for handys, I hunt alone.”

That’s some wise shit. Almost as wise as “wear a stylin’ suit and drink lot’s of Jack.” But it way less wise as “forget the handys when you can put your dick in a sexy female hairless ape.” ROAR!!!

Mate is simply that little faggy kid that you let play right field with no glove because you felt sorry for the friendless little bitch. Have a nice day Mateswith27dogs.

Well I see evidence here of someone who’s as emotionally triggered than a progressive Democrat. I mean simply stating the facts, you’re old and you admitted to being forgetful, is helpful to remind you why it happened so you can avoid it on future clubbing trips. The next step is hiring out your own personal handler to accompany you, unless you’re too broke for that? Lmfao at SkiDumb!

Only a total faggot would use the word triggered. Mate is to a man as mickey d's is to fine dining.

Mate is a total simpleton, never has an original idea, but he parrots whatever the losers say.
What a dopey little dipshit

^ your upset because you fit the same mold as SkiDumb, Old and emotionally triggered. Told you so!

Mate is what happens when a monkey mates with a dog. Nothing funnier than weak little boys like Mate peeing themselves in fright ...at words.

What did you get when you mates w/your wife? Nothing, cuase you’re a cuck.

You got old man comebacks. I’m sure it sounded good in your head, but then it comes out as senile pent up emotional gibberish. But you keep trying old man. I bet if you can still orgasm, you probably shoot out dust!

^ I laugh at your stupid remarks and so does everybody else.
ROFLMAO

^If I were young, it would embarrass me to have Mate on my side. Except for shit my pants at the first sign of danger like Mate, I can do everything better...still ...and always will. Kind of funny Mate fixates on being a cuck, his dad was one.