the ultimate strip club list

This is my go-to stop over when I can carve out an hour or two before an airport pickup. The club is located about a couple miles from the West Palm airport. I…

In SLC for work and decided to check out the local scene. American Bush was my eventual goal, but I needed a drink first so I went to Duces Wild right down the street. It…

Went here on a Monday night around 10pm. Cover was $10 and Miller Lite was $5.50. This place is visually stunning. You walk in, and it's one big circle with all of the walls covered in…

Had received the number of a curvy Brazilian dancer a few months back. I only saw her the one time but figured OTC was on the menu. I was in the mood for some play…

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Stop 2 on my SLC adventure. An earlier reviewer mentioned how 6 out of 10 times he has a spectacular experiences here. I definitely hit one of the six. I entered into an outer room and…

I was in Asheville for one night on business. It was a good way to spend a rainy afternoon rather than in a boring meeting. The club itself is not overly impressive from…

It's sort of a hike from the Tampa area but in my opinion, well worth it. The night I went, the cover was $25 (rather than the standard $10) due to the fact that Linzee…

How often are you guys driving and see a big ass sign for a club and decide fuck it, I was doing something but now I'm going to the strip club. Usually going to strip…

Another great visit to Clancy's. Don't want to spend too much time going into detail about the place itself, I've done that in my other reviews as have others. All you need to know is…

I had not been to Hands from Heaven since the pre-covid days. I was in Brampton on business last week when I drove south on Dixie Road from my stop on Steeles. I saw the…

As noted in my DD review, I was determined to check out Booby Trap and DD after visiting cheetahs twice on previous business trips. Booby trap sits on MLK Boulevard and has a large building…

On previous business trips, I’ve gone to Cheetahs twice. Based on reviews, I thought I should check out diamond dolls and booby trap. DD is on a busy corner and parking was ample with a…

Dropped in here again on a Monday afternoon around 1 or so. I have been here may times, but here is the low down on the location. It is located right in front…

This used to be my favorite afternoon place before COVID with the best afternoon talent. Had tailed off last time visited about 6 months ago, so decided to give it a shot as was…

Between visits to customers yesterday I had time to stop by a club. Problem was, I could find a non-smoking club. Reeking of cigarettes at my afternoon meeting would have been a telltale…

Went in by myself this past Saturday after 10PM. Friendly young lady at the front took my ID (as usual) and I paid the $10 cover. I think it's usually $15. I walk in and…

Hi, walking in late in the afternoon on a warmish fall day, I was as usual hit by the temporary wall of darkness. Sadly there was a chair I didn't see that I became…

Headed to TT wanted to get there a little after noon. I figured my chances for a vip with my go to girl were better before the pl’s get there. Pulled in the parking lot…

I went in a couple of weeks before they closed down as I had heard rumors they were going under. Sadly this place has been struggling for a long time and the atmosphere when I…

Round Rock, TX. Saturday night. Just came from a rodeo out in ballpark where the Round Express play. Plenty of parking walk in. A bunch of girls at the desk. Cover is like $15 or…

This was my go-to spot for years because I lived too close. More often than not, it was not a good experience. But a few times, I had a great experience, so I keep on…

I spent most of the last 15 years in thee Seattle area where strip clubs are loose with their rules and the girls know how to make guys happy. Not the case here.…

Came here a few weeks ago on a business trip. Fresh off my flight, I stopped by this one since it was across the street of my dinner restaurant. I was torn between polekatz, which…

I am from Philadelphia and visit and review those local clubs often. I was traveling to Ann Arbor for work and had some time to kill after landing in Detroit so decided to check…

This is my secret place I visit periodically to enjoy free nights. I visited this place Friday night. I parked my car at a valet for $10 and sat down on a chair in front…

Azfriole and I visited HK again after a two month break. I don’t leave many HK reviews any more but when I do, I usually mention HK is not as good as it used…

Night 2 of DC’s staycation weekend saw me back at old reliable Sugars. I’ve gotten to know a few of the dancers here. They are sweet and provide excellent service. The venue…

Round Rock, TX. Saturday night. Plenty of parking. Real nice spot. Walk in, guy at the front waives the cover for military, $25 otherwise. Walk in. A couple bars, multiple stages. Well lit club. Various…

Union Jacks is a really fun strip club if you like the gentleman’s club aspect. Meaning you like to interact with the strippers and care more about the lap dances than just watching pole dances.…

Stopped by one evening after a night out and wanted to see the latest lineup at Pandora's to see if anyone was interesting. Cover $21. It was not as busy as I remembered for a…

I went in on a Friday night, when you walk in you first pass through a metal detector and pay a $10 cover. After you enter there are two bars—left and right—I went and had…

Austin, TX. Saturday night after midnight. Plenty parking in the lot. Security is out there. Walk up, guy in a vest pats you down. Girl at the front. Cover is $35, $30 military. Walk in.…

Everyone mentioned this should have been an article, so reposting it here. I stick to the discussions and reviews pages, so didn't even think about making this into an article, but here goes: I spent the past few days, from Thursday to Sunday, in Miami going through several clubs. I did reviews on two of them as the others I…

Stopped out on a Saturday for a couple of beers. Cover was only $5. Got inside, sat down at the bar and was surprised that there not more people there. Beers were…

Visiting this place second time (first time was 7+ years ago) and it looked almost same - which is a good thing. If you haven't visited FKK, it is completely unique experience. Entrance is 60 Euros.…

While not a compensated ad, Spearmint has been my favorite strip club for decades. Last visit was pre-Covid January 2020 for another good time. I rarely go to local San Francisco clubs anymore, Covid took…

I decided to check out Emperors on a Thursday night. Cover was $7. When you enter in there is a smaller bar off in the corner (a VIP bar I believe), a large stage in…

Club is easy to locate. Parking is tough on weekends but this time I visited Tusday and post midnight around 1 am and parking lot was empty.. went in no cover . Only 3 to 4…

I visited this establishment on a Monday evening while passing through town. I arrived shortly before 10pm and after paying $20 cover and getting patted down went in to see no one on stage and…

Stopped in a little after opening on a Thursday evening. Main room is a mix of booths and chairs. With a barely elevated stage and pole. This place advertises itself as a lapdance club so…

Decided to visit my favorite “go to” club in a Thursday night and watch some football among other things. Valet my car and walked into the club and paid the $20 cover fee.…

First off this place is very clean, smells ok and you aren’t afraid to leave your car. It helps that they have $5 beers and free lunch from 1130-3 that actually tastes pretty good. Inside…

Just a review of what turned out to be a pretty interesting Tuesday night on account of the Halloween party. Nothing scandalous, just some observations. The stage and layout and basics have been reviewed many times…