the ultimate strip club list

Part I: Saturday AM shift Sandwiched between a 7 Eleven and a Chinese spot after a shitty left turn is Crystal City Restaurant. A no frills club that’s been open for decades. My first visit. 2PM. Small…

This place ended up being better than I expected. I arrived around 11pm gave the door guy $20 went inside where I was frisked and stamped (hate clubs that stamp, but I get it). Previous…

Been travelling a lot this summer/fall so I have not been in as much as usual. Nothing has changed though. Still $5 for a weekday beer ($6 on weekends) full bar leaning towards…

Huge parking lot. Decent area. Felt pretty safe in the surrounding areas. North phx is probably a better area than many in phx from my experience. Entering the club, the pay area. Cover free…

I happened to be in the area and since this was the only club that looked like it was the type I was looking for decided to pay a visit. I arrived at around 10:30…

Where can you find real honest info/studies regarding how communicable different sexually transmitted infections are during oral sex? With and/or without protections? The health sites say things like 20% chance of catching something and the…

I don't make this stuff up. Full story & photos: https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/dead-opossum-602417?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

I don't know the name of the comedian but I remember he joked that if not for the guy that invented makeup, women would be treating us to dinner......

It had been a while since I had been to Desire and was reminded why I like this club The club is located a couple of minutes off 95 with complimentary valet parking and a…

Let me preface this with... I don't write bad reviews unless they're terrible. We were recommended Bucks by a few people. Heard it was BYOB and fully naked so thought we'd give it a shot. The…

What are the best clubs in a 30-mile radius of downtown Cleveland? Christie's Brunswick is the highest rated, but I've also heard good things about Christie's downtown.

Went in on a Wednesday night around 10. There were 10-12 very hot girls working. $15 cover. Drinks are reasonably priced. Very friendly girls. The offer a tour of the club. Club tour shows how…

Visited Cheeks on a Saturday night from about 10-12:30. Metal detector and wand to get in then ID check and a $10 cover, I believe. The 1st thing that hit me was the bright lighting.…

Came here on a Sunday shortly after opening. For some odd reason the club doesn’t open until 1pm compared to 11am the other days of the week. Gods day? I wouldn’t mind…

Good club for a quick fix Downtown. Not a full service club. $20-$25 cover charge. $40 for LD. There is only one stage and so they only have one girl dancing at a time. Small…

Stopped by on a slow Saturday night. I always have a good time when visiting fifth Ave. One of the better values in the area if you ask me. It’s in an industrial section of…

Checked out Club 205 a couple weeks ago, Sat 11/4, at around 2:00 pm. The parking lot is small and it can get crowded, but there is street parking on the busy street in front.…

Decent Club 3/5 I visited on a weekend just to check out the place, at about 1-2am. Whole club is pretty small, entire place is pretty much one square room with a bar next to the…

Stopped by a few weeks ago. Located on a residential street on a steep hill. Always street parking available. Walked in with pool table on left and bar running down right side with…

I haven't been to a strip club in a while, preferring instead to let the ladies come to me. But I promised a visiting friend a strip club evening and I had free passes…

It's been a couple of years since I visited Tattletales and it's the club that's ten minutes from my house. That should give some indication of how worthwhile it is when I go to other…

First time visiting this club and definitely won’t be my last. I went there on a late evening Monday at around 8:30 PM. Poliz was easy to find, and when I parked there, there was…

I used to visit this club quite often but due to work hasn't had much time recently. Therefore when i completed my latest project and had some time to kill, i decided to visit…

Yet another anecdote from my staycation weekend. After doing dirty things with a gorgeous hot woman ½ my age at the SC, I headed back to the hotel. There was a dance party in the…