Round Cock? Eh I'm more of a needle dick. Oh Round ROCK, got it, sorry ma'am.

Round Rock, TX. Saturday night. Plenty of parking. Real nice spot. Walk in, guy at the front waives the cover for military, $25 otherwise. Walk in. A couple bars, multiple stages. Well lit club. Various customers, all types. There's like a chair where you can take pictures with your favorite stripper behind one of the bars. Lap dances are $20 a song, right out in the open. And VIP was something like around $400 something I forget how long.

Dancers. One thing to note, of all the clubs up here in Round Rock, definitely the most American of the three, and the least cuban. Some guys are looking for that so it's worth noting. Most girls looked 20 and 30's although I did see a couple 40 somethings out there. White and hispanic mostly with a couple black girls in there. Probably like 30-40 dancers. Some girls in the abstract I think guys would like this lineup more than me. Some the girls that looked good in the face had way too much work done, bodies too plasticy, I wasn't feeling it. I searched pretty hard but I already found the chick I wanted to have fun with back at Rick's and I was looking to top it, eh I couldn't it. But objectively I think this is a good lineup, definitely high floor and a lot of quality. Your not going to see fat girls here.

This a real upscale joint. And I could see why guys like this place they are trying to run cuban invasion, fair enough. I would head out to see if it got better down the street at Foxy's but it didn't.