Chit Chat Starter lines?

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stainglass
I use a few different lines, but am interested in mixing it up and trying a lot more variations, and need your thoughts.

What are the best 5 starter lines that you use when starting a conversation with a stripper?

The ones I use:
1. How does this club work - I am new to town.
2. You must be new - I've never seen you in here or the neighboring clubs
3. Gosh, this is too slow for a <day of the week or shift or whatever>
4. Hey Gorgeous, I've just lost my regular and looking to rebuild one.
5. About a move on the pole: That is incredible and I am amazed at how y'all do them

SG

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hablas ingles?
I heard this one a while back...
hey babe, can you break a $500 bill?
Como esta?
Spit or Swallow ????
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ilbbaicnl
a year ago
If it's awkward talking to a stripper, why not just get right to the dancing? She will appreciate the higher rate of $ per her time.

If you want to know what to ask/say to assess whether her dances will be to your liking, that's a different question.
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Iknowbetter
a year ago
¿Cuanto por una mamada?
Do you have a takeout menu?
Do you cum here often?
OP I feel like your number one isn't advisable it sets you up to being ripped off or overcharged
Starter lines are more for the customer than the dancer. Dancers are usually very good at small talk or getting right to business, whatever the situation calls for.

I enjoy banter so I’ll usually say something just to kick off a conversation but it’s not like I need to be extremely funny to “get her.” It just is fun for me. If they thank me for tipping them I might say “no, thank YOU for looking so good taking your clothes off.” Or I might say, “you definitely took more than your share when the ass fairy came to your house.” Generally stupid, but hopefully is a little more engaging and a direct indication of my interest than trying to lure a girl over by making eye contact from 40 feet away in a dark room. YMMV
Dancer: Thank you for the very nice tip. Me: Thank you for the lovely erection, reminds me of 50 years ago....
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rawhide
a year ago
your tip is in my left pants pocket, wanna reach in and grab it?
… and another example of a person who would still be a virgin if it weren’t for sex workers.
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WiseToo
New York
a year ago
Here's a starter line -

Hi- Can I get a free sample of your lap dance?
"When You Sit A Table & Eat Or Drink, This Is A Good Opportunity To Start Talkin'. Any Good Casual Lines Work From What I've Experienced. Strippers Like The House Support Too & Them Knowing Your Not Just Gonna Walk Out Helps! Strip Club Food Is Sooooo Good" 😛 💋
The line I like to lose occasionally is “baby did it hurt” She’ll usually ask “ did what hurt” and I say “you’re so pretty I thought you must have fallen from heaven”
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