Chit Chat Starter lines?

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stainglass
I use a few different lines, but am interested in mixing it up and trying a lot more variations, and need your thoughts.

What are the best 5 starter lines that you use when starting a conversation with a stripper?

The ones I use:
1. How does this club work - I am new to town.
2. You must be new - I've never seen you in here or the neighboring clubs
3. Gosh, this is too slow for a <day of the week or shift or whatever>
4. Hey Gorgeous, I've just lost my regular and looking to rebuild one.
5. About a move on the pole: That is incredible and I am amazed at how y'all do them

SG

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shadowcat
a year ago
hablas ingles?
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Jascoi
a year ago
I heard this one a while back...
hey babe, can you break a $500 bill?
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skibum609
a year ago
Como esta?
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etsutwigg222
a year ago
Spit or Swallow ????
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ilbbaicnl
a year ago
If it's awkward talking to a stripper, why not just get right to the dancing? She will appreciate the higher rate of $ per her time.

If you want to know what to ask/say to assess whether her dances will be to your liking, that's a different question.
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iknowbetter
a year ago
¿Cuanto por una mamada?
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Specialj
a year ago
You want to fuck?!
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Specialj
a year ago
Do you have a takeout menu?
Do you cum here often?
OP I feel like your number one isn't advisable it sets you up to being ripped off or overcharged
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Hank Moody
a year ago
Starter lines are more for the customer than the dancer. Dancers are usually very good at small talk or getting right to business, whatever the situation calls for.

I enjoy banter so I’ll usually say something just to kick off a conversation but it’s not like I need to be extremely funny to “get her.” It just is fun for me. If they thank me for tipping them I might say “no, thank YOU for looking so good taking your clothes off.” Or I might say, “you definitely took more than your share when the ass fairy came to your house.” Generally stupid, but hopefully is a little more engaging and a direct indication of my interest than trying to lure a girl over by making eye contact from 40 feet away in a dark room. YMMV
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skibum609
a year ago
Dancer: Thank you for the very nice tip. Me: Thank you for the lovely erection, reminds me of 50 years ago....
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rawhide
a year ago
your tip is in my left pants pocket, wanna reach in and grab it?
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shailynn
a year ago
… and another example of a person who would still be a virgin if it weren’t for sex workers.
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WiseToo
a year ago
Here's a starter line -

Hi- Can I get a free sample of your lap dance?
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stripperlover777
a year ago
"When You Sit A Table & Eat Or Drink, This Is A Good Opportunity To Start Talkin'. Any Good Casual Lines Work From What I've Experienced. Strippers Like The House Support Too & Them Knowing Your Not Just Gonna Walk Out Helps! Strip Club Food Is Sooooo Good" 😛 💋
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twentyfive
a year ago
The line I like to lose occasionally is “baby did it hurt” She’ll usually ask “ did what hurt” and I say “you’re so pretty I thought you must have fallen from heaven”
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