Monday Night, Stop 1

In SLC for work and decided to check out the local scene. American Bush was my eventual goal, but I needed a drink first so I went to Duces Wild right down the street. It was a quick uber ride from my downtown hotel. The door is located around the back of the place. Mostly empty parking lot. When I walked in the bartender asked for my ID and scanned it (I think every bar in Utah is required to do this).

The place could have been any dive bar in America. L shaped bar, 4 pool tables, pinball machine, a scattering of high top tables. The only addition is a square sunken stage in the middle. When I arrived there were 4 patrons, 3 ladies and 2 bartenders. I got a Miller tallboy for $7, not bad at all. I grabbed a seat at a high top table near the empty stage.

A few minutes later a very large and unattractive girl got on stage. She was up there for about 15 minutes. She pulled down her top but of course had tape covering her nipples. The second girl was much better than the first, but still not great. At some point I got up to use the bathroom and when I got back, the stage was empty again. When I saw the first girl getting ready to return, I finished my beer and got the hell out of there. Quick spoiler alert, American Bush was 1000x better.