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Sam’s was a trip. I got there about 6pm & walked through an unmonitored metal detector at the front door. It beeped because I had my phone & a guy came out & patted me…

Visited because of positive reviews, though my experience in years past was not great. Entered around 1:30 in the afternoon. Saw one girl on the main stage, cute with bolt-ons that were a bit large…

Hadn't been to a club in probably a year, so when I found myself near Toledo Saturday I decided to see what I've been missing at this club. Turns out it ain't much.

I stopped at…

I have always wanted to love this place. I always get fond memories from 50 years ago when i was a kid growing up near here in the City. I always loved the old lit…

Went in on a Monday night recently and walked away a little disappointed. I'm not sure what the attitude of some of the girls here is about or why they are completely uninterested in giving…

Headed to TT on Thursday and wanted to get there at the open on the chance my atf was free. Got there about 12:05 the lights on the bar will still up. Ordered a domestic…

You would expect something decent from such a large tourist destination like South Beach. However, this is one of the most rattiest shit hole of a club that I've ever been to. They have girls…

Been a couple of years since I have been here. Checked my reviews and it looks like 2020 was the last time I was here. Place is the same, prices are the same, club layout…

Stopped in here on a Thursday night and what an experience. This is almost like a shopping mall of gogo's with a bar in the middle that is setup to people watch. You…

First time back for many, many months after a couple total misses. The basic scene: Daytime admission and non-alcoholic drink still just $11 -- a seeming bargain after increases at other clubs (and…

Was after midnight but not yet ready to go home so swung by to see what it was like inside. Have driven by many times. Pumps is near the Brooklyn Queens border in a semi…

Porthole pub is located in a busy strip mall and parking during the day is limited but the area is fine at least during the day. I stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon…

It's been several months so I figured an update to my last review was in order as no one else has posted anything. The layout is the same and they still don't open until…

Came with a group of guys on a Friday for a guys night out. Got in around 7 and it was fairly slow but things picked up after a couple hours. They had the games…

I had some mid-day time to kill in Tucson and ducked into Venom. The area is relatively safe, but there's a sleazy feel to the venue. Was approached for two dancers for lap…

I had not been on this side of town in a couple years so decided to stop by the Pony . I feel it is slightly run down but overall still one of the nicest…

Visited early afternoon. $3 cover charge. You are greeted by a girl with a beer tub at the entrance. I waited until I got a table with a waitress. Domestic beer was $7 and the…

I’ve been going to tootsies for years now. I know the place pretty well. At entrance you’re given open to go Upstairs vip for extra money i declined but will probably try it one…

Honest review.

Beggars can’t be choosers in this day and age of stripclubs. With onlyfans and social media the pretty girls really don’t have to do this type of work anymore. So we are stuck…

Entered about 6:30 and stayed until just after 8:30. Club was pretty empty of customers at beginning and had started filling up as I left. I guess that's pretty good for a Monday.

This night probably…

Decided to pop by Saturday around opening as I had a 1-on-1 visit scheduled with my current fave (from another club) in the area and I had time to kill. Never a cover in the…

A couple of weeks ago I wanted to check out the scene here and chose to go to Showcase first. I got one good dance there and the rest of the time was lame, so…

Parking was free on a Saturday afternoon. $10 door charge. Club looked like it could hold a large party with tiered seating and lots of colored lights but there was none of that…

My first time going to PoleKatz.. after reading many reviews. This was around 11 on a Monday. Only Valet parking. Girl at check in was good looking and friendly. One of the managers introduced him…

This review covers 2 trips on Wednesdays and really is designed to engage an impression I think some people have of this place. My boss frequents this place and he is also the kind of…