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Would you Smash or Pass Emma Watson? Asking because I don’t believe the results on a different site, I had to ask it here. I will share the results from other site after people here respond. (No…

Came here on a Tuesday evening. Place is easy to find with GPS and is actually a lot bigger than I thought. I walk in and the guy scanned my id which was a bit…

The last month or so I have visited a handful of times between Thursday - Sunday. Basics - $6 domestic beer, $12-$14 most mixed drinks. VIP is $50 to house and $100 to girls per…

This place has been reviewed many times. It’s in a residential neighborhood completely safe to park. If you are going too fast I’ll drive right by it so look for the red door and the…

A few Fridays ago I left Desire (too crowded and my preferred dancers were busy most of the day) and headed to Fantasies around 2pm. I think 2pm is a good time to arrive there…

Stopped by on Saturday. $10 cover to the bartender. You get 2 soft drinks. BYOB. 1 girl dances 2 sings getting topless. When girls are not dancing they circulate for tips and request dances. $30/4…

Club details - Plenty of safe parking available. Upon entering you pass thru a metal detector. The bouncer at the day knows me enough to wave me in. When you enter the club the main…

Dive bar in a poorer part of town but always welcomed. 10.00 cover to get in. Usually pay outside if the weather is good. Enter into a dark bar with long narrow room. Seats about…

My annual pilgrimage to this place, each time hoping that the place is better. Physically the exact same as always, I don't think a single thing has changed. If it is somewhat light out when you…

Passed by in the evening around 11pm. Entrance fee was approx $50. The place was oddly less busy than I was expecting for a Saturday. The girls at the club said they maybe it's the…

Decided to give the Lumberyard a try after i got a little bored with the scene at Beach Girls. My last several visits at the "Yard" were not great and i havent been here in…

I was bored on a Friday afternoon and decided to go to Seductions. When I get inside the club, the place was packed. The club itself is about medium size because of how long it…

Any specific girls who offer extras? All of the talent there is top notch so I’m not picky

I work in the area, and decided to stop by on a random Thursday evening around 6-7 pm. Paid the cover and when I walked in, the club is rectangular shaped and the stage is…

1. Too God Damn hot 2. Too expensive 3. Too addicting 4. Too awesome 5. And rest assured, will absolutely RUIN you financially You really should say no, but you just can't say no, can you dirty motherfucker. Have you…

I stopped into Bourbon Street on a recent late Thursday afternoon. I arrived around 4pm, bouncer at the door but no ID check, scan or cover charge (they start charging a cover after…

Club Rouge has been the club I’ve gone to the most in Portland over the past year or so. This review is a summary of my visits. Club Rouge is in downtown Portland, so there’s no…

So decided to stop by after the UFC fight because I had nothing better to do. I parked next door in the little c’s parking lot. Got to the doorman, had me empty my pockets.…

I stopped in on a Sunday afternoon while out riding my bike. Got to Bristol at 1, was surprised to see the lot pretty empty for a beautiful day. Went in, no cover during the…

Why the heck do they have so many stages ? I go on a Sunday afternoon. Not prime time but I was just in Dallas for a short time and that…

Lately, I seem to always keep coming to either TB or else CC. HK bar has become my last choice, and it’s only when I am in the mood for having some cervezas and watching…

Club: Pulled up around 8 pm. The building looks like a big rock. Parking lot is kinda lit. You walk in through the front door and to the right is a little window. Paid $10. Door…

I am irrationally obsessed with these rankings. What do you all think of the new ratings now that this feature is back? I've noticed founder is now weighting on past 12 months, I think it…

Went to Desire on a Monday late afternoon. There were about 10 girls but almost all of them were stuck with their regulars. I waited for a while and grabbed a drink. After 15 minutes,…

Since I'mma Monster Of Music, I Was Thinking About What's Being Played @ The Clubs & If You Have Noticed Any Trends Of Music. I Like Music Pretty Much A - Z. Any Feedback From…

I last visited here over 1.5 years ago, and if I had reviewed it then it would not have been positive. Not much of a crowd, most of the dancers not my type (too…

Long line to get in around 12:30am. Came with a big group and we paid about $150 at the door. Place is huge with 2 floors. Probably about 50+ girls working of all types. Patrons…

Parked right in the front. Standard id check and $10 cover. Let’s start of by saying.. ITS COLD AS FUCK INSIDE.. FREEZING. Once you walk in, the main is on the left really big. Two…