Clancy’s on a Friday

This place has been reviewed many times. It’s in a residential neighborhood completely safe to park. If you are going too fast I’ll drive right by it so look for the red door and the liquor store next-door. When you walk in, it’s got to be one of the smallest clubs in New Jersey. There’s a bar right away with about 12 stools. There’s a weird sitting area in the back and then there’s a lap dance room off to the left. I went on a Friday night about 8 PM. It was pretty crowded, standing room only. I went up to the bar got my beer for about eight dollars found a spot against the wall and started to watch the girls.

Tonight there were about seven girls dancing mostly if not all Latina. I hadn’t been to Clancy‘s in a while maybe a few months and I’ll tell you it’s it was great this night. The girls are usually a few good ones, but they were all great with body types that I like. There’s a small stage that holds one dancer at a time. Some of the girls are almost always with regulars or you can approach them if you want to dance when they come for tips or when on stage. Usually tipping a few extra dollars and mumbling some broken Spanish gets their attention. I found a blonde Brazilian girl with the right proportions. I went up to her tipped her five singles and asked about a dance. Sorry but I am horrible with names.

She immediately got off stage, and we went to the back room which is maybe five or six lounge chairs in it. I got lucky the room was empty which generally means you could have just a bit more fun here. She started dancing with me. Hands were free to roam, hers and mine. It was a really good grind lots of hands over the pants and I was able to grab pretty much anywhere I wanted. After the third song I started to ask her if any more fun could be had. She kept it pretty PG-13, but she definitely got into my shorts. I let this go for three more dances and decided it wasn’t gonna finish, but it was pretty good still.

I went back to the bar had a few more beers and a shot. I think the shot was $10. My entire tab for drinks was about 50 total. I found another brunette Brazilian went in the back and had a very similar experience for another four or five dances. There was a bar stool open, so I grabbed the seat and I had some fun tipping the girls as they came around.