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I arrived around 9:30PM. Cover was $5. They stopped the floor dances last year after they put the bottle area in behind the main stage. VIP dances are $25 with very little privacy. Dances behind…

Los Angeles, CA. Downtown, right off I-10. Afterhours. Pouring out, so hopefully that chased away some of the homeless motherfuckers that would fuck with my car so I parked on the street otherwise. Skid Row…

Wilmington, CA. Friday super late as fuck, I was dead tired but the good thing about the LA clubs is there are plenty of afterhour options. Down here they filmed that William Friedkin movie To…

Anytime I am in Phoenix I stop in to Bourbon Street - when I lived here this was my go to club. Arrived around 8:30 and the parking lot was only about a quarter…

A small group of us ended up at this club after being downtown for a prior engagement. We arrived while the bar side was still open, which I actually prefer. Has a little more of…

Went here with a buddy for the first time after a Pistons game. Weren’t expecting much on a weekday but a decent number of people there for a post-game crowd. Mandatory coat check so leave…

Place is quite small, with only one stage and pole, but it's very tall. The pole is like two storeys tall, and a guy comes with a ladder to clean it.

Place was clean and neat,…

Beverly Hills, CA. Thursday night, way late after hours joint. I'm told it really only picks up afterhours. I parked on the street in front, no parking that I saw. ID check and pat down…

Arcadia, CA. Thursday night. Area seems fine. The lot is for employees only and it's fenced off. I found a spot right on the street. I saw this club online it looks pretty snazzy so…

Came here on Easter Sunday, I was in the area and they were having $80 VIP for the holiday on Sunday. They normally only have it on Tuesdays. $20 admission and $10 drink, pretty much…

This review covers a few Thursdays from the beginning of the year, so the talent has varied from visit to visit. I do think FC has the consistently best looking night shift, even though it…

back into Houston for work. Got done with the meeting and headed to my favorite TX club. got there about 9 or so. 13 bucks cover and i started scopping the place…

I was in the area of 82nd Strip this last Wednesday afternoon and decided to make a stop. This club is owned by the same person that owns Columbia Strip and Angels. A couple…

Looks like I am the first review, I have only been to one other club in the Raleigh area and that was a pretty lame day time visit at the CC. This visit to…

Two short dayshift visits - about an hour each, on a Tuesday and a Wednesday, several weeks apart. The place is somewhat tucked away and shabby on the outside, but it's inviting enough inside. There's…

Went to Red Rose on a Tues evening. I’d just been to Chicas Locas, which was a mistake since my Spanish isn’t great.

Upon entering I see the hottest girl, who is unfortunately the waitress…

The Lake City strip has three clubs; two corporate and one indie. This is a corporate club and is the northern most of the three. Entrance was $27 (ouch) with no alcohol available.…

Went around 10:00pm on a Friday and the club was surprisingly dead for a Friday night (maybe about a dozen other customers and about the same number of dancers.) Cover was in the neighborhood of…

Arrived around 1pm. There were a handful of patrons at the bar or eating at the tables. There were about 4-6 girls working, and were not very interested in putting much effort on stage since…

First review in a very long time. Was in Midtown on business and passed by Vivide and decided to stop in. I had been to Follies a couple of times years ago and…

Wednesday afternoon I was flying from Washington DC to Orlando to go play some golf. I had a layoff in Atlanta and I decided to go to the club.
Arrived at the club around 2…

It had been over a year since my last trip to Vivide, so I decided to give it another shot. When I arrived, the parking lot was full, so I parked along the fence in…

I had prearranged a time and a place to meet Alexis at Pandora's on a Tuesday Afternoon. I showed up a bit early for our 5 PM meeting and just chilled and enjoyed the…

I pulled into the Silver Criket's fenced, non-valet parking lot at 3:20 PM on a Monday afternoon. Since it was so early there was no cover, but I was patted down by the door guy,…

I went there on a recent Friday afternoon, right around 12:30. The place was pretty dead, and for a while I was the only customer. There were very few dancers that I saw, maybe 6…

Disclaimer: This would be my second visit to this club but some time has passed so I'll include as manner details that I can remember. I also had additional visits after this so I'll add…

Decided to try out the $10 dance special on Wednesday. Got there around 3:30 and it was very light crowd, maybe 6 patrons and 4 girls working. Mostly Hispanic girls who spoke very little English.…

Took a trip dpwn memory lane and decided to hit Henrys when I would normally hit Bogarts. No parking charges but $5 bucks for admission, and I even had to pay with the VIP card.…

Flight Club is a DTW area institution, worthy of a pilgrimage by any monger seeking to explore the top high mileage clubs in the US. It is arguably the most upscale and well-appointed club in…

Stopped into Cheerleaders on the afternoon of 3/30. It was around 4. I finished all my shit for the day, and I thought it would be great to have a beer or two and check…

Landing Strip is a staple of the legendary strip club scene in the Detroit suburbs near the airport, an area known for it's high mileage and beautiful women. In my opinion, Landing Strip tops the…

North Hollywood, CA. Thursday night. Plenty of parking in the side lot. Walk in. Black on his phone, I had to let him be aware of my presence, how you doin sir. $20 cover, in…

Chatsworth, CA. Thursday night. I didn't think area was so bad, but LA is kinda crazy. Right behind a carls Jr. on the end of strip mall. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in,…

Shares a lot with a small restaurant/Cafe on 9 north and east to miss the entrance if you're not paying attention. Lot is small and uneven.

When you enter the bright blue building you enter…

North Hills, CA. Thursday night just came from Oddball. Right next to a gas station. Not sure if it's the greatest area but not the worst. There is absolutely no parking. I parked next door…

this play is hit or miss and has changed VERY LITTLE over the years. I think the only thing I can think of is the parking lot is free and now paved (since I…

Canoga Park, CA. Thursday night. Tight parking lot, but I found a spot at the end, walk on in. Guy at the desk, ID check and I think it was a $20 cover something like…

Winnetka, CA. Thursday night. Seems like alright area to me. Parking lot is behind this spot, real tight driveway to the left of it, or you can go around the other side a few other…

Went Tuesday prior to Sixers game. Read an earlier review of Tuesday and I agree with what was reported. I arrived around 5pm. About 10 patrons around the rectangle bar. Ordered a $6 Bud. Few…

Van Nuys, CA. Thursday night, just came from Synn. Sort of an off road, nothing else really out here other than next to train tracks. There's a lot of no parking signs, I didn't want…

North Hills, CA. Thursday night. Kicking off a San Fernando valley of clubs I haven't hit yet. Still in Los Angeles, you got to always worry about your car but they have a lot in…

Went on a Thursday afternoon, walked in to a large rectangular bar, seating on a raised section to the right and bathroom on the left side.
There were 3 or 4 other patrons at the…