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published 1 yr ago
Clearing my Head
reviewed by
Maximust

8.3

Had a challenging work week so needed relief and clear my head. I could either take a run around Greenlake or hop into a SC. Needed to clear out both heads so…

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published 1 yr ago
Outhouse is always fun
reviewed by
nomadic1

8.0

A few hotties and a few notties. This place is very fun. It deserves higher ranking and consideration. The other clubs around really have nothing up on Outhouse. You can…

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published 1 yr ago
A Ride at Ruby's
reviewed by
stormy222

8.0

Stopped at Ruby's after a disappointing visit to Pleasant Moments. I like slim, sexy ladies, and although there were lots of ladies at Pleasant Moments, they definitely weren't slim! I know some guys…

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started 1 yr ago
Front Room
Customer service experience just sucks in most strip clubs
posted by
Muddy

I mean what other place where you spend hundreds do you get scolded and watched like your a criminal? "Hey hey hey, don't touch below the waist!" while your getting stared down or monitored like…

discussion
started 1 yr ago
Front Room
Best way to pay anonymously
posted by
Book Guy

I'm looking to invest in TUSCL. I want to buy a VIP membership to complement my Verified status, but I want to the purchase utterly anonymously, non-trace-able. However, I totally lack internet-financial and computer savvy.…

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published 1 yr ago
Friday fun with variety
reviewed by
MikieR

5.0

Went on a friday and was intrigued. Carman was there, new gal, phony as hell, but has a bangin bod that needs some taming. Jade was there and she has a firm bod…

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started 1 yr ago
TJ Mongers
Just a few TJ updates that folks might be interested in after my recent trip.
posted by
devl_dawgg

Just a few TJ updates that folks might be interested in after my recent trip. Not really specific to one club so, I think it makes sense to post it here.

I crossed the border…

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started 1 yr ago
Front Room
I want thick dancers in Socal

I have been to a number of clubs, most so cal clubs don’t have thick dancers by thick I mean big titts and a fat ass with some meat is fine too. The only ones…

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published 1 yr ago
Portland: Where fentanyl is allowed and strip clubs have rules
reviewed by
Grjax

4.3

Decent amount of parking. 5$ cover. Simple id check

Club is fairly big has 2 stages. One of the elevated section which is where you enter from. Then down the steps which is the main…

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published 1 yr ago
Not bad | Relaxing
reviewed by
Grjax

6.7

Decent parking available. Club was pretty empty maybe 6-10 people. I don’t remember paying cover or the id check process. It may have been like a 2 drink minimum or something.

Bar is towards front…

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published 1 yr ago
Keep on driving by. Not worth it. Cheapest dances though
reviewed by
Grjax

5.3

This club looks closed as fuck when you pass by it. GPS will tell you to turn in but not possible since there’s construction going on and I think they put a median there so…

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published 1 yr ago
Nice relaxing spot. Low milage
reviewed by
Grjax

5.7

Decent amount of parking. If I’m not mistaken a $5 or $10 cover. Club was fairly empty with a lot of girls. There are 2 stages one of the left as soon as you walk…

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published 1 yr ago
Texas Diamond in the rough
reviewed by
PrimetimeSchein

6.7

Made a recent stop on a Saturday evening but early enough to avoid the door charge. Parking in the fenced lot was easy as always and it appeared to be light traffic outside but upon…

discussion
started 1 yr ago
Front Room
Relaxalon Waterville
posted by
Pjoshua98pr

anyone had an experience here before? The website and Facebook site are very vague. It seems like a vip strip club room but just up front. Would love to know what this is before wasting…

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published 1 yr ago
Saturday night is a party
reviewed by
galabad

6.3

My last visits to the Inn have been on weekdays or weekend afternoons, I had some time last Saturday night and went late to see how it compared to those less busier times. Some interesting…

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published 1 yr ago
Now there is a daytime scan?
reviewed by
RTP

6.7

I go to Gold Club at least 6 times per month, almost always in the daytime. Maybe I need a life, but I have fun there, even though the eperience has gone down while…

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published 1 yr ago
Monday Afternoon
reviewed by
JVM

7.3

It has been a couple of years since I have visited. For many years this has been my go-to place when visiting the Metro Detroit area. On this day, it was almost a 1…

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published 1 yr ago
Thur return visit
reviewed by
mm1482345

6.7

Thur afternoon return
I last reviewed Player's Club in February. Physically the club is unchanged so I won't rehash those details--see my prior reviews for details there. Arrived at 3pm and was charged a $5 cover,…

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published 1 yr ago
Dayshift second try
reviewed by
Searchthesun1

7.0

Bar is unchanged. Copied from my previous review.

8$ mandatory valet, no cover until 7pm then $20-25 after depending on the day. As you walk in the bar is right in front of you with…

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published 1 yr ago
Weeknight return to the VIP
reviewed by
Boristhinky

8.0

Hit up Tootsie's on a recent Miami work trip. I'd been there once before waiting for a flight and had a really good time with a lot of hot girls. So I'd been…

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published 1 yr ago
Friday Afternoon Visit
reviewed by
Firebird8989

7.3

I arrived at Ten's for my second visit on a rainy Friday afternoon. Upon entering the door man took my ID and processed it through an ID scanner and charged me a $5 entry.

Upon…

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published 1 yr ago
Takeout from a Sunday night
reviewed by
Boristhinky

8.3

Made my way to Bella's at about 1am Sunday night (technically Monday morning). The entrance was pretty quiet but inside the bar was full of customers and there were about 20 dancers.…

discussion
started 1 yr ago
Julia
posted by
OG12346

Anyone have information on Julia? Middle aged blond, petite frame, medium tits, round ass, tats on right shoulder and hip, Brazilian.
She's currently at The Playhouse. Says she worked at RR. Wondering if shes worth a…

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published 1 yr ago
Pleasant afternoon
reviewed by
sandyman

6.7

Went by on a Thursday afternoon around 4. There were about 6 dancers, all white, and all shapes and sizes. There was a little buzz going on because there was birthday party for the bartender…

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published 1 yr ago
Might be my new fav weekend club
reviewed by
ericinthe206

7.3

I was driving down Lake City Way on Friday night, trying to decide which of the three clubs on that road to visit. I crossed Rick's off my list because on weekend nights it's way…

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published 1 yr ago
It was great meeting you Tulip
reviewed by
ShakenGrind

6.3

Stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon, so I certainly wasn't expecting much. Honestly, I had an irritating day & was just looking to unwind. I would have been fine getting no dances. Was just looking…

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published 1 yr ago
Monday at Hong Kong TJ
reviewed by
tenno

6.7

So, I went on a Monday which meant not as many ladies. I live in Southern Ca, so it is easy for me to go whenever I want.
The problem I'm feeling: adelitas' is gone.…

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published 1 yr ago
Returning to be Stirred
reviewed by
SimonBelmont

5.0

Intro

This club is like a retro 80’s type spot complete with that old cube deco glass at the front and where the dances take place. Inside you will see a smallish club that centers…

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published 1 yr ago
TJ Cherry popped
reviewed by
lampbreaker

8.3

So much has been said of this club and yet words cannot just explain it. It was my first time to TJ and the cherry popping was definitely great.
I crossed the border at 7:30 after…

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published 1 yr ago
Passing through Lex on a slow, early April evening.
reviewed by
ClubFan81077

6.7

I was passing though Lexington on a Monday night, and decided I'd take the opportunity to check out Cowboys. Mondays are hardly the optimal day to get a great feel for a club, but…

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published 1 yr ago
Hustled at Booby Trap
reviewed by
notalex404

5.3

Decently sized club very visible from the highway. I was actually on my way home from top golf with some friends when the neon sign called out to me. I was already…

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published 1 yr ago
Low key, some gems. I'll go back.
reviewed by
jboh1

5.3

Like others, I was staying at the Ramada next door cuz it's cheap; room was fine, had that cheap hotel cleaner odor, and desk staff were great, but otherwise it's pretty much a dump with…

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published 1 yr ago
Surprise Surprise
reviewed by
Swish03

7.0

20 to get in 8 dollar drink…$20 topless and $40 nude in general area $120 3 song vip blah blah blah…

Now that we got that out of the way, walked in on a Wednesday night…

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published 1 yr ago
All Cuban Everything. Almost.
reviewed by
johnnyseven

7.0

This was my second visit to Foxy's.

First time was a Wednesday night about 6 months ago. This time I came on a Saturday night. The club was basically empty on the Wednesday, this time…

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published 1 yr ago
Decent Looking Day Shift
reviewed by
Shortlist

6.0

Been a while since I have been on the club scene. I used to go a lot before marriage and kids and life, and back then it was all primarily in the valley. This was…

discussion
started 1 yr ago
Front Room
What inexpensive item do you have that is either super useful or enjoyable?
posted by
nicespice

And by inexpensive, maybe something that costs less than you would normally spend at the titty bar for one visit.

After getting enough uses, I’d say this popcorn popper is pretty great.
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published 1 yr ago
Short, middle aged white guy finds his Nubian Princesses!
reviewed by
JeffIsDaMan

7.7

The Mint is located on the east side of Greensboro, not too far from NC A&T University, which is a HBCU and the area stems from that. Not a rough part of town, plus they…

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published 1 yr ago
Fun on a Saturday night
reviewed by
Superllama

6.0

Found myself passing through Phoenix and decided to stop into Bourbon Street. I’ve been here before and my past experiences probably influenced my overall enjoyment of the club.

I stopped in on a Saturday night…