The Curtains Are Still Gone

This has got to be the End of Days for strip clubs in my area. I stopped by Friday afternoon, it was actually crowded but damned if I know why. It's a million old men, every one of them nursing a beer and holding an old dancer hostage. The huge titted one is still working there but was tied up with some old guy the whole time. The dancers are more like the elderly lady running the register at the supermarket than high class talent. It's always been hit or miss. It was miss or worse on Friday. The talent was no better than a 5. And there were 5 of them I think so total that up and you get 25 and yet I still spent $75 on nothing. The tip vampires were totally in action.