Rebelling against these stupid ass rules

Moshannon, PA. Friday night. Not too too far from Penn State university but around here it's pretty rural. We're really way in the fucking boonies with this one. Watch for deer, go slow. Plenty of parking in the lot. Seems like a safe area to me. Walk in, guy at the desk checks ID, $15 cover and a wristband. Walk around the corner. Layout is a + shaped stage. Seating all around that and some tables along the side. Bathrooms and lap dance areas on the back wall. Not upscale at all, feels like something out of roadhouse with patrick swayze. About 2 girls up at a time on stage and they make their way around.

Customers wise everyone was white. Some older guys in there but a few groups of younger customers. Dance prices are $40 for lapdance, which is a little better than it sounds I looked at the board it said 8 minutes. VIP is $150 for 30 minutes I think it was. The mileage unfortunately sucks I kept being told you can touch from the knees down and that includes VIP. For regular lap dances girls stay clothed. I didn't take a look at that area. The VIP area is a bed but it's right next to the bathroom with the door open so you can see right in there when you pass by. So ZERO privacy. It's right there.

Dancers, a lot of white trailer park looking chicks. Not all but there was a lot of that. Some overweight, saggy stuff going. Don't get me wrong not horrible though it was ok especially for the area I thought and a decent number of girls working. All girls were white. Most looked 20 somethings. I'd say about 10 dancers. All girls natural. Mostly 5-7 range I would say. ONE exception though was a girl named Sky or Skyler something like that.