the ultimate strip club list

I took a trip out to the Paramount on Sunday evening. New Westminster is easy to get to from Downtown Vancouver - about a half hour ride on Skytrain, which is safe, convenient and…

Stopped in on my way back to the airport. Found the parking lot surprisingly full a little after lunch. There was no one at the front when I walked in and I didn’t pay a…

I was in Portland for work, and didn't want to go bed after dinner. Noticing that Mary's was only a few blocks away from some excellent Thai food, I decided to go in and…

I’ve had my eye on the Holiday for a while, as I follow them on IG and they seem to have women who are my type. The reviews on this club are not positive here,…

Came by on a Saturday night. Metal detector and $10 cover at the front with a quick pat down for good measure. Turned the corner to see a very large main room with the bar…

After another challenging & stressful work week, I needed to unwind. My work bud agreed so off to our favorite club Kittens. We grabbed a brew next door then entered the dark cavern after paying…

Its been awhile since I have visited the club, mostly because there post covid hours are limited, and I usually am a day guy. I also like the more full contact clubs. I was in…

Cleveland, OH. Saturday night. I was in Cleveland to catch Rolling Stones and the show just had let out at the where the Cleveland Browns play so I was right downtown. Traffic was a clusterfuck…

Stopped by on a Friday night at what I assume is the smallest club in Philly. $10 cover and walked into the room. Small stage on the right with two poles. A few small tables…

Finally ended up in the BIG D on a Friday. I'm usually only here during the week traveling for work. So an opportunity to visit BBD on a Friday evening couldn't be passed up. The…

I’ve been a on and off customer of SRVN of 17ish years. The club has plentiful free safe parking. The management was polite and helpful. Pleasant doorman and floaters and the night shift waitress…

I came decided to hit up HP during lunch as I had some time to kill. The parking lot is pretty big with parking in the front on on the side of the building.…

PLACE: Big bright sing facing the street, you can't miss it. Parking lot was clean and well lit, overall the outside of the club seemed fairly well taken care of. Front door was not maned,…

It's a good club if you like hot latinas , that is! I went to this place right after workshop training ended. I had a great time this time. It was kinda empty as it was…

Good club overall. Not the biggest, best, or smallest, but good all around. I like the vibe, but don’t expect to get lost in the big crowd so to speak. The main stage downstairs usually…

Note: I was high on mushrooms and edibles (vacation). They seemed cannabis friendly in the backyard. Date: June 13th (Thursday) Time: mid to late afternoon Number of Girls: 5-6 Alcohol: Not available Layout:…

I have been here a few times. It's probably my favorite club in Austin. Came on a Friday night around 11pm. It's in an industrial area. Paid for parking becuase the area was filling up…

This was my first time going to the Slipper and I would certainly go back! The location- Downtown Crossing Boston- next to Centerfolds. No actual parking lot but there is a garage next block over and…

TLDR: Athena bad, Patrone good. My visit: I got to the club later than I would have like arriving at 12:00 Wednesday night with only one hour to go before closing at 1:00.…

Decided to come into the club rather late around midnight on Tuesday. Boy did I regret it after spending the 20 getting in the door for ocver. The dead parking lot should have…

It was a Wednesday afternoon visit. 5921 Broadway Denver, CO 80216 shows up well on GPS. This part of the town isn’t the best, there is a big auto parts store nearby. Ladies en…

Felt like starting the weekend early on Thursday as an excuse to catch the game and some ass. Being a local, I know the drill having visited this establishment dating back years. PM…

I visited Pin Ups twice on consecutive evenings, arriving around 10pm both Thursday and Friday. I enjoyed my first visit enough to go back, but the return left me a bit sour on the venue. When…

I went on a Friday around noon thinking there wouldn’t be much action. There was only one other customer but the place was packed with Cubans. So many there were hardly places to…

I have visited Clancy's several times before, but never wrote a review until now. Upon arrival, the atmosphere was laid-back, with about four guys and six girls. I decided to come because there's a Dominican…

I have only move to the west coast a few months ago from Philadelpha, and this was my first club I visited. Being this close to Los Angeles, I was quite disappointed overall. The building is…

Visited last Thursday. in June. Was May first experience of Californian strip club. The place was really friendly. Bouncer was helpful. Took the cash and did the metal screen. Explained the deal. I understand the SR places…

I've reviewed this place before. I'm partial to it. It's just an old school strip bar. Sit at the bar, half naked girls will come flirt with you. I prefer going when I know the…

So I took the plunge to check out the place after reading tons of reviews. Basically the sharks were out in full force and the women were hot. My opinion a handful if top shelf. Cuban,…

I was already in the area and had a decent buzz going so I decided to stop in to the centerfold lounge to spend the rest of the evening. Cover was $5 and the parking…

The clubs in Huntsville have always been hit or miss but found myself with some extra time so decided I would give them a shot. Parked between both clubs and decided Rocket City would…

I’ve been to Teasers 4 times in the past couple of years. The vibe of the place is pretty much what you would expect from a local bar in the middle of Montana. It had…

So been a long time club goer and lurker here. This was not my first time at the dome, but I actually felt it was worthy of a review. I typically frequent NEPA and Central…

One of the busier nights I've seen in the last year or so. Small wait to get in at around 11pm, $20 cover and while they don't serve alcohol they do allow re-entry until 2am.…

Went in on a Friday night at around 10pm. Arrived at a very dark parking lot. Free parking and ample of space. Guy at the front door checked my ID and the girl indoors asked…

We had an influx here in Indianapolis of Hispanic strippers who could not speak English but it receded. The expectation here among the customers may still be that the strippers be able to converse…

I have customers in the area and this is now my go to spot. Close to many hotels and near 95. Stands alone and off the main drag but cannot miss it.…

Back again. Here is a quick review: I ended up stopping by on a Sunday night when they were having a Porntstar feature. Got to the door and dude was asking for $20, he said…

Walk in and there is a scaling cover charge, since I got there before 10 they gave me a "discount" 15 dollars. Walk in to the right is main bar to get to the "bar"…

stopped there yesterday to check it out and compare to the other coffee cafes in the general area. is clean and well lit smaller indoor area in the stripmall. parking was easy and close by.…

I stopped into Centerfolds on a recent Friday night. I arrived around midnight to a fairly empty parking lot. $20 cover charge. Nude club so no alcohol. Red Bull was around $8-10,…

"Do you mind if I touch you?". How polite. I had exactly an hour free in Niagara Falls last Tuesday and I decided to go for a quick visit to Sundowner. My GPS took me…

I was a regular at Platinum West for a while when I lived in Columbia, now that I have moved I am rarely there. I was in town for awhile and had some extra time…

My last visit to the Millstream was in early May, so not much has changed since then. I arrived about 5pm on Friday and stayed for two hours. No cover. Draft Yuengling…