A Night In For Strippers

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shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
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When you can’t go to Olive Garden, you bring the Olive Garden to you. All you need is a bag of leftover breadsticks from dining at the OG with your wife the night before, a microwave in your hotel room at the Red Roof Inn, a pack of wieners and some mustard packets from the 711 next door.

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twentyfive
6 months ago
^ livin large are ya, shailynn
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Studme53
6 months ago
Brilliant !
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gammanu95
6 months ago
The last Red Roof Inn I stayed in was Monroe, LA during Hurricane Gustav evac. Generously paid for by my employer. They had hot and cold running hookers. After you rejected them, they'd come back to your door an hour later to ask if you'd changed your mind.
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ATACdawg
6 months ago
Don't forget the Red Ripple or Annie Green springs!
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