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Spearmint Rhino

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sunday - thursday: 7:00pm - 2:00am friday - saturday: 7:00pm - 3:00am
Lap Dance Cost: 20 Avg. Drink Cost: 5 Cover Day: 5 Cover Night: 15-17 Juice Bar, Non-Smoking, DJ, Bikini Lap Dances, Topless Lap Dances, Nude Lap Dances, Private Lap Dance Rooms, Couple Friendly, VIP Room, Feature Dancers
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Spearmint Rhino

505 S Broadway Santa Maria, CA 93454

Norge

published

1 mo ago

4.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 3Value: 4

This is a review for both Thursday and Sunday evening.First, the club is very small. It only has about 35 seats. They now scan your ID. After waling in…

Day: Thursday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 11-25

Spent: $100-$300

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Spearmint Rhino

505 S Broadway Santa Maria, CA 93454

Jt562

published

8 mos ago

5.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 5Value: 5

The parking and entrance is in back when u walk in you’ll see the guard and u give him your id he pats you down then u about four feet to the…

Day: Sunday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: $300-$500

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505 S Broadway Santa Maria, CA 93454

TrainSp0tter

published

8 mos ago

5.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 6Value: 5

Went in on a Saturday night right after opening at 7 PM. A few cars in the lot, so I figured there must be some activity going on. Was told at the…

Day: Saturday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: $100-$300

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505 S Broadway Santa Maria, CA 93454

Gatoradelove

published

8 mos ago

4.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 3Value: 4

I just left this place and I am disappointed. The club is extremely small. They put mirrors up to make it look bigger. But there is a single stage to the right…

Day: Saturday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 6-10

Spent: $300-$500

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Spearmint Rhino

505 S Broadway Santa Maria, CA 93454

thekid2010

published

10 mos ago

5.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 5Value: 4

Returned to the local place after a few years. I usually wait until I travel to SF or LA to partake but I was feeling the urge so I decided to see…

Day: Wednesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 6-10

Spent: $100-$300

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Spearmint Rhino

505 S Broadway Santa Maria, CA 93454

Muddy

published

1 yr ago

5.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 5Value: 5

Santa Maria, CA. Friday night. Just came down from Morro Bay. It was pouring out. Right on broadway, safe area. Parking lot in the back. A lot of cars back there but…

Day: Friday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 6-10

Spent: Under $100

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505 S Broadway Santa Maria, CA 93454

Norge

published

1 yr ago

5.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 4Value: 6

This is an update, but I will include a summary. This is a small place, it only seats 40 people. The stage is in the center and the bathroom is…

Day: Tuesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: $100-$300

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505 S Broadway Santa Maria, CA 93454

Norge

published

2 yrs ago

5.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 4Value: 7

This review is a summary of multiple visits. Cover is 16 at night. The club is really small. And will only seat around 50 people There…

Day: Tuesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: $100-$300

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505 S Broadway Santa Maria, CA 93454

stmichel

published

2 yrs ago

5.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 3Value: 8

The club is the size of a shoebox. There’s one stage and one main area and that’s about it. I went early in the evening on a Sunday and there was basically…

Day: Sunday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Under $100

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thekid2010

published

5 yrs ago

4.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 4Club: 5Value: 4

First experience at a nearby strip club. I had read and heard really bad things about this place but sooner or later I was going to check it out. Truthfully, it is…

Day: Thursday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: $100-$300

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505 S Broadway Santa Maria, CA 93454

odenthall1

published

6 yrs ago

6.3(1 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 4Value: 8

Came here tonight it has been about 10 years since I have been here. Club is pretty small. 1 stage with a few booths and a bunch of seats. Some of…

Day: Friday

Time: After Midnight

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: $100-$300

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xanniel

published

6 yrs ago

5.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 5Value: 5

Cost can be reasonable when specials are going, but too few women. Slow on weekdays and only moderately busy on weekends. Most of the dancers have a good attitude though some may…

Day: Not Provided

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: $100-$300

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Dunghoe

published

7 yrs ago

6.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 6Value: 6

This place is a joke I think the highlight of my night was meeting this beautiful black woman . I forgot her name but damn was she beautiful I hung out with…

Day: Thursday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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PutaTester

published

8 yrs ago

5.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 7Value: 4

Entered about 8pm on a Wednesday. Free parking. Cover $16. No pat down. No ID check. Two blocks from my hotel and I had no concerns about the general area. The manager…

Day: Wednesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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panza80

published

8 yrs ago

5.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 6Value: 5

This review will be for my last two recent visits to this club. Given my relatively nice last two experiences in this club (after the first one which was terrible) I decided…

Day: Thursday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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panza80

published

9 yrs ago

7.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 8Club: 7Value: 6

So wanted to be fair and update my take on this club. I know I said in the last review I'd never go back again, well that lasted 1/2 a year.…

Day: Wednesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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panza80

published

9 yrs ago

3.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 3Club: 2Value: 4

"Try to convince other strip club hounds why they should or shouldn't visit" Uh don't visit. This club was a complete waste of time for the following reasons: 1) To my taste…

Day: Wednesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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500bucks

published

10 yrs ago

5.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 7Value: 4

I was in town on business and decided to stop by this downtown club. Parking in the back seemed safe and the doorman was friendly and took a modest cover charge. The…

Day: Wednesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Not Provided

Spent: Not Provided

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tuscl

published

11 yrs ago

4.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 3Value: 5

This is the only strip club within the nearby area. It becomes fairly busy as the night progresses and seating is limited so everyone is swapping seats with tippers row or standing.…

Day: Saturday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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505 S Broadway Santa Maria, CA 93454

nsknikejr

published

11 yrs ago

5.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 7Value: 5

This is the only club in the area. The quality of the club is decent. The night I went there the room was completely full of guys, and there weren't…

Day: Saturday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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505 S Broadway Santa Maria, CA 93454

oyelr67

published

11 yrs ago

7.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 8Value: 7

If you live on the central coast this is the only strip club between Santa Barbara and the Bay area. Since there is no competition they can kind of take advantage of…

Day: Sunday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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KingxGorilla

published

11 yrs ago

7.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 8Value: 8

This is only club around the area aside from Santa Barbara, but only if you wanna travel that far. So the pickings are slim for the most part. Small, dark, not seedy,…

Day: Friday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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mostlydumb

published

12 yrs ago

6.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 5Value: 7

I've stopped in this club a few times and as others have said, it's hit or miss. The club is very small and I've never seen more than 5 or 6 dancers…

Day: Friday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Jeffman007

published

12 yrs ago

5.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 5Value: 6

I have found that this particular club is very hit or miss. Sometimes you'll get a fantastic line-up and you wont want to leave. Others you walk in and then walk out.…

Day: Monday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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rory2123

published

12 yrs ago

7.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 9Club: 6Value: 8

love this place, small and comfy. I went over a year ago and now remembered to write a review. they had a buy one lap dance get one free special…

Day: Sunday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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captjtkirk77

published

13 yrs ago

6.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 8Club: 6Value: 6

Went here on a Thursday evening, about 5:30 PM. There was a $10 cover at the door. The place seemed kinda dead when I walked in; I could only see one girl…

Day: Thursday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Dave072

published

14 yrs ago

6.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 7Value: 6

Went here a few months ago at 5pm on a Saturday, before the $15 cover charge took effect at 5:30. It's a small place, very dimly lit, so it took a while…

Day: Saturday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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chris.batty

published

14 yrs ago

7.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 8Club: 7Value: 7

I stopped in to the Spearmint Rhino about 2 weeks ago. This was my first visit to a Spearmint Rhino anywhere, but I was close to the one in Santa Maria…

Day: Friday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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MrJDW1

published

14 yrs ago

6.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 6Value: 7

When visiting central California (SLO, Avila Beach, Pismo Beach) this is the only game in town. My few visits have been fun. Arriving early, say 6 PM, I've been the only customer…

Day: Saturday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Redrightr1970

published

14 yrs ago

8.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 9Club: 8Value: 8

I have been to this club multiple times over the last decade. I have family in town and head out when visiting after 10pm bedtimes. This discreet club in…

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Time: Not Provided

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Grunge1

published

15 yrs ago

6.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 7Value: 6

Pretty good for a small town joint... staff was friendly... most dancers were good looking. Two for one Tuesdays are a decent deal, since private nude dances are 40 bucks…

Day: Tuesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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lvlap123

published

16 yrs ago

5.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 5Value: 6

One of those days when it is really really slow. I went in around 5 PM and there were quite a few people and just before 5.30 everyone left. Looks like if…

Day: Tuesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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505 S Broadway Santa Maria, CA 93454

Philtrum

published

18 yrs ago

6.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 6Value: 6

This is pretty much a rundown little dump in a small (pop: 70,000) town in the middle of nowhere. The club is in…

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StoneGhost

published

18 yrs ago

8.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 8Club: 8Value: 8

Since this place hasn't been reviewed in quite some time, and I a recent experience, I thought I should provide a review. The Spearmint Rhino in Santa Maria is the only place you…

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phil55

published

19 yrs ago

5.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 5Value: 5

Unfortunately this club was as much a miss this time around as it was a hit back in June. On the plus side, all the employees from the doorman to the…

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phil55

published

19 yrs ago

8.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 8Club: 8Value: 8

Went in last night (Thursday) around 8:30pm. First, i have to say I drove by the place because it's so small and nondescript. I almost didn't go in because it…

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SWANdancer

published

20 yrs ago

6.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 6Value: 6

Was at this club last Summer and decided to stop in this year again. I noticed that the quality of the girls has gotten a bit better. Was there on a Saturday…

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ViKen

published

21 yrs ago

8.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 8Club: 8Value: 8

I was in the area and wanted to stop in at one of my favorite "rest stops". I wasn't disappointed. The girls were as friendly as usual. I took…

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warren

published

21 yrs ago

3.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 3Club: 3Value: 3

I visited this club on a recent wednesday about 4 pm. The club opens at 3 and there was only one other patron that I could see, but the place was so…

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