Review
6 mos ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
They could do better
The parking and entrance is in back when u walk in you’ll see the guard and u give him your id he pats you down then u about four feet to the…
Jt562
Hours
sunday - thursday: 7:00pm - 2:00am
friday - saturday: 7:00pm - 3:00am
Details
Lap Dance Cost: 20
Avg. Drink Cost: 5
Cover Day: 5
Cover Night: 15-17
Juice Bar, Non-Smoking, DJ, Bikini Lap Dances, Topless Lap Dances, Nude Lap Dances, Private Lap Dance Rooms, Couple Friendly, VIP Room, Feature Dancers
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6 mos ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
Not what I expected
The parking and entrance is in back This place is really small small stage that gets covered by 3 people and make it hard…
Rejected Review
6 mos ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
It’s decent
This place is really small the vip area is in the same area as the dances no closed doors so there goes extras I…
Rejected Review
6 mos ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
good times
this review is for when I went in 2017 or so. havnt been here in a while but I figured id add a review…
Rejected Review
7 mos ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
December Thursday night was an OK experience
Old review, from December
Visited Spearmint Rhino very late, around 1 AM on a Thursday night.
Only 6-7 girls were there when I entered. And no…
Review
7 mos ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
Typical Spearmint - Good enough to mostly satisfy the urge
Went in on a Saturday night right after opening at 7 PM. A few cars in the lot, so I figured there must be some activity going on. Was told at the…
TrainSp0tter
Review
7 mos ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
Tried it but won't try it again.
I just left this place and I am disappointed. The club is extremely small. They put mirrors up to make it look bigger. But there is a single stage to the right…
Gatoradelove
Review
9 mos ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
Return to the Rhino
Returned to the local place after a few years. I usually wait until I travel to SF or LA to partake but I was feeling the urge so I decided to see…
thekid2010
Review
12 mos ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
The Santa Maria was Columbus's flagship. Much bigger than the Nina or Pinta.
Santa Maria, CA. Friday night. Just came down from Morro Bay. It was pouring out. Right on broadway, safe area. Parking lot in the back. A lot of cars back there but…
MuddyUSA
Review
1 yr ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
Can be good, depending upon the night, not worth a long drive
This is an update, but I will include a summary. This is a small place, it only seats 40 people. The stage is in the center and the bathroom is…
Norge
Rejected Review
1 yr ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
Good things come in small packages
Very small location, but they have a great roster of beautiful girls. I've only been maybe 5-6 times despite living in Santa Maria all…
Rejected Review
1 yr ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
Surprisingly good for a small town
Went there close to the start time. The action picked up as the night progressed. Lots of friendly girls. Some new ones and also…
Rejected Review
1 yr ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
Worth your time if visitng Santa Maria
Went to this place on a somewhat busy weekend. Plenty of great girls with different ethnicities. All friendly and few of them showed me…
Rejected Review
2 yrs ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
It’s ok
Your standard cut and dry club. Touching in the back is not allowed unless given consent or they force your hands on them. A…
Review
2 yrs ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
Ok if you’re in the area, but hit and miss
This review is a summary of multiple visits. Cover is 16 at night. The club is really small. And will only seat around 50 people There…
Norge
Rejected Review
2 yrs ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
Small club, not bad on a good night
Visited on a Friday around 9pm. At the start there were 6 dancers, but by 10:30 there we 10. The club is really small.…
Review
2 yrs ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
Really small, really quiet
The club is the size of a shoebox. There’s one stage and one main area and that’s about it. I went early in the evening on a Sunday and there was basically…
stmichel
Rejected Review
3 yrs ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
Not a fan. Won’t be back.
Not my favorite place if I’m honest. Went in the afternoon, and had been in a couple other clubs where a little more bang…
Rejected Review
3 yrs ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
The only game in town
The club is pretty small. Could use a facelift. Fair mix of dancers. Laps were $20 topless, $30 nude, $150 for…
Review
5 yrs ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
Got what I expected
First experience at a nearby strip club. I had read and heard really bad things about this place but sooner or later I was going to check it out. Truthfully, it is…
thekid2010
Review
5 yrs ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
Only one in the city
Came here tonight it has been about 10 years since I have been here. Club is pretty small. 1 stage with a few booths and a bunch of seats. Some of…
odenthall1
Review
6 yrs ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
Small Club but only one for miles
Cost can be reasonable when specials are going, but too few women. Slow on weekdays and only moderately busy on weekends. Most of the dancers have a good attitude though some may…
xannielCalifornia
Rejected Review
6 yrs ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
Basic Club
Cost can be reasonable when specials are going, but too few women. Slow on weekdays and only moderately busy on weekends. Most of the…
Review
7 yrs ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
Depressing
This place is a joke I think the highlight of my night was meeting this beautiful black woman . I forgot her name but damn was she beautiful I hung out with…
Dunghoe
Review
7 yrs ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
Nothing Special in the Only Game In Town
Entered about 8pm on a Wednesday. Free parking. Cover $16. No pat down. No ID check. Two blocks from my hotel and I had no concerns about the general area.
The manager…
PutaTesterHe who dies with the most memories wins.
Review
8 yrs ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
Two more shots for the only Central Coast Cali club
This review will be for my last two recent visits to this club.
Given my relatively nice last two experiences in this club (after the first one which was terrible) I decided…
panza80She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket
Review
9 yrs ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
Another visit this time in the late evening
So wanted to be fair and update my take on this club. I know I said in the last review I'd never go back again, well that lasted 1/2 a year.…
panza80She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket
Review
9 yrs ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
"Try to convince other strip club...
"Try to convince other strip club hounds why they should or shouldn't visit" Uh don't visit. This club was a complete waste of time for the following reasons:
1) To my taste…
panza80She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket
Review
10 yrs ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
I was in town on business...
I was in town on business and decided to stop by this downtown club. Parking in the back seemed safe and the doorman was friendly and took a modest cover charge. The…
500bucksWisconsin
Review
10 yrs ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
This is the only strip club...
This is the only strip club within the nearby area. It becomes fairly busy as the night progresses and seating is limited so everyone is swapping seats with tippers row or standing.…
tusclA catch-all account
Review
11 yrs ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
This is the only club in...
This is the only club in the area. The quality of the club is decent. The night I went there the room was completely full of guys, and there weren't…
nsknikejr
Review
11 yrs ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
If you live on the central...
If you live on the central coast this is the only strip club between Santa Barbara and the Bay area. Since there is no competition they can kind of take advantage of…
oyelr67
Review
11 yrs ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
This is only club around the...
This is only club around the area aside from Santa Barbara, but only if you wanna travel that far. So the pickings are slim for the most part. Small, dark, not seedy,…
KingxGorilla
Review
12 yrs ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
I've stopped in this club a...
I've stopped in this club a few times and as others have said, it's hit or miss. The club is very small and I've never seen more than 5 or 6 dancers…
mostlydumbWyoming
Review
12 yrs ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
I have found that this particular...
I have found that this particular club is very hit or miss. Sometimes you'll get a fantastic line-up and you wont want to leave. Others you walk in and then walk out.…
Jeffman007
Review
12 yrs ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
love this place, small and comfy....
love this place, small and comfy. I went over a year ago and now remembered to write a review. they had a buy one lap dance get one free special…
rory2123
Review
13 yrs ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
Went here on a Thursday evening,...
Went here on a Thursday evening, about 5:30 PM. There was a $10 cover at the door. The place seemed kinda dead when I walked in; I could only see one girl…
captjtkirk77
Review
14 yrs ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
Went here a few months ago...
Went here a few months ago at 5pm on a Saturday, before the $15 cover charge took effect at 5:30. It's a small place, very dimly lit, so it took a while…
Dave072
Review
14 yrs ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
I stopped in to the Spearmint...
I stopped in to the Spearmint Rhino about 2 weeks ago. This was my first visit to a Spearmint Rhino anywhere, but I was close to the one in Santa Maria…
chris.batty
Review
14 yrs ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
When visiting central California (SLO, Avila...
When visiting central California (SLO, Avila Beach, Pismo Beach) this is the only game in town. My few visits have been fun. Arriving early, say 6 PM, I've been the only customer…
MrJDW1San Leandro, CA
Review
14 yrs ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
I have been...
I have been to this club multiple times over the last decade. I have family in town and head out when visiting after 10pm bedtimes. This discreet club in…
Redrightr1970
Review
15 yrs ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
Pretty good for a small town...
Pretty good for a small town joint... staff was friendly... most dancers were good looking. Two for one Tuesdays are a decent deal, since private nude dances are 40 bucks…
Grunge1
Review
16 yrs ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
One of those days when it...
One of those days when it is really really slow. I went in around 5 PM and there were quite a few people and just before 5.30 everyone left. Looks like if…
lvlap123Arizona
Review
17 yrs ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
This...
This is pretty much a rundown little dump in a small (pop: 70,000) town in the middle of nowhere.
The club is in…
PhiltrumNevada
Review
18 yrs ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
Since this place hasn't been reviewed...
Since this place hasn't been reviewed in quite some time, and I a recent experience, I thought I should provide a review.
The Spearmint Rhino in Santa Maria is the only place you…
StoneGhost
Review
19 yrs ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
Unfortunately this club was as much...
Unfortunately this club was as much a miss this time around as it was a hit back in June. On the plus side, all the employees from the doorman to the…
phil55
Review
19 yrs ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
Went in last night (Thursday) around...
Went in last night (Thursday) around 8:30pm. First, i have to say I drove by the place because it's so small and nondescript. I almost didn't go in because it…
phil55
Review
20 yrs ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
Was at this club last Summer...
Was at this club last Summer and decided to stop in this year again. I noticed that the quality of the girls has gotten a bit better. Was there on a Saturday…
SWANdancer
Review
20 yrs ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
I was in the area and...
I was in the area and wanted to stop in at one of my favorite "rest stops". I wasn't disappointed. The girls were as friendly as usual. I took…
ViKen
Review
20 yrs ago
Spearmint Rhino505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
I visited this club on a...
I visited this club on a recent wednesday about 4 pm. The club opens at 3 and there was only one other patron that I could see, but the place was so…
warren
