Heading to Montreal in the next few hours, where shall I hit?

I want HIGH mileage (e.g. heavy bouncing on my lap, can speak English and won't get turned off if I'm speaking broken French LOL). Not looking for anything beyond privates of course.

I love watching girls on stage so I hate empty strip clubs... and when there isn't any girls on stage.

Might bring some friends - mainly girls.

Whatcha think?

Will be at the Trudeau airport in t-minus 8 hours (it's 4:49am PST where I'm at).

I will want to go hard and meet the hottest girls that actually can hold a conversation in English (or gently teach me French lol) and also nice booties (Asians, Blacks, Blasians and Spics are my favourites... sometimes white girls if they're not super plastic in the boobs or ass department or too fake - personality wise) until I go back to catch my flight at 7am PST.

You’re going to bike far then, high mileage can be found off the island, not on it.

Staying in a hotel? Book an escort then - Montreal’s escort scene is excellent.

Escort is your best bet. The strip clubs can be hit or miss and were mostly miss when I was there last fall. Escort, however, was GFE.

"Asians, Blacks, Blasians and Spics"

i'm not bothered by this phrasing. but i am curious as to why though. you only singled out one. i mean if you were going to go that route why don't you just be thorough and type gooks, spooks and chunks?

but i digress. on a recent walking around montreal video i was surprised by the amount of good looking girls walking around, which was a first since my last visit to there during the late 90's. whether any of the girls are escorts/strippers or not i do not know but what i saw may be a good indication of nice options available.

@rattdog - well said.

LOL fun fact.

I'm part gook and chug ;)

Do I get the pleasure of using that now? Lol, can I just have my preference in my fantasy world....?

By the way, Portland downtown was the same way. Everywhere I walked, there were smoking hot girls. Whatever backgrounds and ethnicities. I just have my own preference - sorry if that was politically incorrect and/or insensitive of me to state the specific types I'm into. :/

Try Kamasutra if it's open. Don't know the hours. And try using words that won't get you dumped in an alley minus some teeth lol.

HAHA some teeth. Never happened since I'm a little bitch and just like to look at them bouncing on my lap.... it's so stupid. I don't even get turned on by escorts unfortunately since they're always less attractive than what they kinda advertise.

There were a few baddies back in the day but can't really find anymore (this is in Canada specifically as the laws are more lax).

I like the chase.

And LOVE the blue balls even more. The tease is infectious and I like to jerk off on my (now ex) wife's face afterwards and pound the shit out of her.

nah we're cool dude. my aim was not for political correctness/insensitive or any of that bullshit. i have a tendency to ask why people do/say certain things, especially if they are "patterned" in an odd way that i've never witnessed before.

I generally share your preference for strippers over escorts. The observation, pre-transaction interaction, and overall sense of heightened "chase," are all appealing to me.

Nevertheless, you may be pleasantly surprised by the Canadian escorts. Relative to what's probably the norm in the USA, the difference between advertisement and reality tends to be less in Canada, since escorting is generally more tolerated and closer to legal there (though I'm not sure of technical legal status and won't venture to advise).

Montreal is often considered a city with plenty of "sex for sale" opportunities. Beware, however, that this can mean that the city (like Vegas) simply bilks clueless tourists with low-service high-price events in which the customer gets too much glitz and not enough real activity.

I have enjoyed my (many) times in Toronto, where over the course of the last three decades many of the strip clubs have offered fairly well guaranteed full-service and handies and blows in the back rooms for reasonable prices. Some clubs were clean, some clubs were intolerant, some clubs were tolerant, and some clubs practically required dirtiness. I presume Montreal is at least somewhat similar. Read the reviews going back a year or so for all the clubs in the region (don't forget "down province" like Chez Diane etc.) to get a sense of each club's trajectory. Armed with knowledge of what is reasonable to expect, then cling manfully as though holding onto your dick to the following dictum: YMMV.

I did not love the Montreal strip clubs when I was there last summer. Crowded clubs and pretty hands off for a country that allows escorts

Cabaret Kingdom on St. Laurent. Then Roxy @ Mtl Nuru Massage for a great release.

Thanks y'all.