the ultimate strip club list

I had some time this afternoon/evening, Friday, and decided I'd check for myself about some of the positive feedback I've been seeing here and elsewhere lately. The often mentioned time has been happy hour, so…

Was in the area and decided to stop by. Bar opens at 4 but usually dancers don't go on to 5. Got there around 5. Plenty of street parking on steep residential street. Bar is…

The club is located just off congress and lake worth road. Easy access with plenty of free parking. $10 cover when I went. Nice selection of cigars decently priced. I got a rocky patel box…

Hi Beams is pretty easy to locate in the Patterson area. Smack on the corner of Getty , Neighborhood is kinda of rough looking if not use to it ; a lot or halal pizza…

Dulce & Gabbana is a good club, a great one even. I've been to TJ several times before, and in hindsight, I'm kicking myself for not having checked this joint out sooner. I visited…

I recently created an Instagram account using a proton.me address, using it to follow a few HK chicas I had seen on YouTube. Not long after, my account was suspended for "inauthentic behavior".…

A good variety of dancers on this visit - all Latina with a mix of shapes and sizes. In some cases you should be ready to use Google Translate to navigate the conversation. Dancers do…

Located in industrial areas. Not hard to find with gps plus there are signs once you enter industrial area directing you to club. It’s in the same area as showcase. Parking seemed safe there was…

I dont get a lot of chances to visit a strip club this late at night but when an opportunity arose a couple of weeks ago I decided to drive to the farthest full nude…

Always Finding Out Interesting Things About The Clubs. I Think Unions Are Good In Some Cases. I Don't Hear Much About Stripper Unions But Like The Diverse Idea & Respectfully It Has It's Benefits. I…

If you could plan for a weekend of strip clubbing anywhere in the US (not Tijuana), where would you go? I’m a sucker for low cost dances (10 or below) and high touch strippers. Looks…

4th of July around 10pm. I should have known better. Pulled into a nearly empty parking lot around 10pm on Thursday night. Saw a few people outside admiring the fireworks show in the distance as I…

I find myself at Delilah's on a Thursday night. Fifteen dollars to enter. It was 9:30 and it was dead, less than 10 customers and at least 20 dancers. This left half the dancers pretty…

Was in town and stopped by about 5:30 in the afternoon on a Thursday. Apparently club opens at 2. When I arrived, I had a discount coupon for free admission from the website. I went…

Visited on a late Wednesday afternoon. Not happy that only valet parking available, I think it was $7. Went inside, no cover during the day, but if I wanted a table to sit at, it…

Back and forth, back and forth all night. Click, click, click, click. Where are we going? Where are we walking to? Lady, can we stand still for 2 seconds?

I don't agree with all of it, but he makes some good points. More importantly, I find his delivery funny as fuck. https://www.instagram.com/p/C8-Ag8iOHZD/

No I'm not trying to start another convo about what pants to wear. Just pointing out something funny about the topic which has been beat to death so many times it's deader than that guy…

Visited a little later in the afternoon , I think it was about 430. Parked in free lot, paid the door man $5 and settled in at a table by the DJ booth.…

Annual guys trip. Called at 5pm to reserve their limo pick up for 9pm. Jimmy, their driver, was on time and took care of us, so we took care of him with a $20. VIP…

Located along the Susquehanna River, enter headed eastbound on Route 322. Turn right off Route 322 while traveling eastbound, then take an immediate left into stone parking lot. No parking fee. Pay $10 cover…

Usually I have a good time at the club. This night there were no waitresses, and not one girl tried to get us to get a dance. I was fairly disappointed. The energy was kind…

It was a holiday weekend and not very busy. There are massage girls wandering around the place that give a two song upper back massage for 20 bucks. I got a few of them and…

I got into the club after 12:30. Required drink was $8.00 for a water. The club was super cold, and I felt like shorts and a T-shirt was not enough. The stage dances were steady,…

Came here with a friend for a night out. Had not been here in about 2 years. Walked up and the guy out front said it was $20 for parking, this was after I self…

Stopped by on a Tuesday night and the street is parallel to a NJ highway so the place sneaks up on you very quick. Park, go in and bouncers mention I have to…

I stopped in early on Friday evening, at nearly 6pm. Once you enter there's an area where there is typically a bouncer behind a counter to collect a cover charge. The night I…

I’ve decided to basically cut out mongering in my hometown area, especially during the workday when most of it usually happened and when I had the opportunity. This ends a couple of “regular” relationships,…

Entered late in the day shift on the holiday and was happy just to find a club that was open on the holiday. There was some sort of complimentary buffet to celebrate the 4th that…

As you can see from my ratings it was a very mediocre experience. I got there pretty soon after it opened and was the only guy in the club. I couldn't tell if…