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Easy to find, safe, well lit with adequate parking. Grey long single story building on the left as you go out from Morgantown. Enter the anteroom for $10 cover and ID check. Enter,…

I stopped into the Oasis with around 7 PM during the week. It’s a large building on Passyunk Avenue on the right hand side if you’re heading toward the city. They have a nice parking…

Last time I was there was almost 5 years ago (pre-Covid) but it’s basically the same as last time. It’s mandatory valet parking (whatever you want to tip). They check you when you…

Cheerleaders is just about done their interior renovations so I thought it might be time to check it out and detail in a review.

The club is in South Philadelphia just off I-95. The outside of…

Popped by the Harem on a Friday night — the place has been described before but it’s basically right off the highway right next to an underpass. A little hard to find if you don’t…

To call this a strip club is a bit generous. It is more a local bar where woman you would rather not see naked, get naked. The club while still having a grungy feel, has…

Dreams is a giant warehouse located in the far east section of El Paso. Oddly enough, there are two vibes at Dreams: one- a wanna be vegas type party club, and two- a grungy, hometown…

It had been a couple years since I visited Platinum West and I happened to be in Columbia for business. After wrapping up a meeting on a Thursday afternoon, I headed to the club around…

I went to Polekatz on Tuesday to take advantage of the $10.00 topless dances which are the best value in Chicago land. I arrived at 7:30 and paid the mandatory valet parking fee of $5.00…

Decided to drop into this place on a Tuesday night after going to another club that was completely dead.
Parking lot is well lit with security actually roaming around. There was no valet or charge…

I can't quit this place because Inner Room was such a great place and there's always slight hope it will find that excellence again. It's free to enter before 8pm (as I was told)…

Stopped in on a Thursday night. Parking is ample. They offer valet, but I’m good to walk. As you enter you go through a metal detector. On Thursdays they advertise “no cover all night”.…

This place is like I died and went to Latina MILF heaven. A little pink building off US 130, it can come up on you quick as the road is fast. You enter in and…

There's a new game at Tattletales. All the descriptions from parking, to entry, to layout, etc have been posted over and over and haven't changed, so I won't add those here.

What has changed - and…

Please see my prior reviews for description of the club itself. Long story short, mandatory valet (6$), very dark inside, nice decorations, pretty clean and classy for a strip joint, large main area and smaller…

I went on a tuesday night at 8pm (when they open) with a work buddy during a trip.  Located on the second level of the  building above a restaurant we were met at the door…

Wichita, KS. Thursday night. Down sort of southwest of town, not much around here. Plenty of parking. Walk in, guy at the front, cover is $5, walk in. Bar on the left, bathrooms hook left…

Derby, KS. Thursday night. Safe area right off 15. Plenty of parking, if not in the lot, big empty lot next door. Walk in. Clear the mag, empty pockets. Walk further. Lady in the window,…

I went on a Sunday night. Eventually, I got a couple of $20 lapdances from Scarlett, an Australian in her early 20ies who's a perfect 10 and super friendly. When I came in, however, a…

I stopped into Dimes Cabaret on a recent Saturday night. It was my first visit to this reimagined club. I arrived around 10:00pm. Plenty of parking available, they have a huge parking…

Been about two years since I visited Lipstick and had fond memories. This was an evening visit compared to a dayshift visit before. Paid the $7 cover and got the VIP wristband that…

Well D has changed for the worst. The best kept secret is no more. So start with most the layout is unchanged except the curtained off VIP rooms are no more. They are now actual…

This is my first review in almost 2 years, for a variety of reasons. So it's ironic that this is review is for the same club I last reviewed. I was in the…