the ultimate strip club list

Decided to head into Bogies on a Thursday afternoon. Parked in the open, free parking lot. It was bright out, felt safe. I walked in, paid the $5 cover. I waded through the smoke filled…

Sun Valley, CA. Right by the Burbank airport. Saturday night after midnight. Club is open till 5am. Very industrial area, I just parked down the street. A group of bouncers at the front, quick pat…

I went on a Tuesday afternoon and paid the 21 to get in. The air conditioning was worth it. Nothing has changed in this club. there are booths you can rent for…

Los Angeles, CA. Saturday after midnight. Late night spot. Open till 5am. Only club in the Glendale area. Right by train tracks, I just parked on the street. Very industrial area. Walk up guy up…

Los Angeles, CA. Saturday night. It's kind of in a weird area, between Venice blvd and I-10. There's a valet for a lot in the back but I just parked down the block by some…

This is my usual place to go next to Luke Air Force base so you will get some military clients, it shares a small parking lot with other late night locations so it’s sometimes…

Out on a work trip in San Diego- did the whole waterfront seafood restaurant thing the first night figured I would sit and maybe have my lap ground on the second night. It’s located in a…

Los Angeles, CA. Right by Santa Monica. Saturday night after midnight. The GPS might take you to the shopping center side, no entrance there, go to the other side of that building. No parking lot,…

Had not been in for several months so tried a week night. Went mid-week about 8-9pm. $20 cover, which is steep for Denver area but at least there was no additional charge for a visit…

Anaheim, CA. Saturday night. New club in the OC. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, cover is free before 9, $10 after. Quick wand down. Walk in. Layout bar on the left, stage…

Been about 6mo since my last review here. I’ve taken a bit of a FC break due to the overage of nickel and diming that goes on towards the customers here. I have focused on…

West Hollywood, CA. Saturday night. Right on sunset. Small parking lot, completely full. I just said fuck it and parked in the neighborhood full of tow away signs. I wasn't gonna be 4 hours. But…

It’s been at least a month since I’ve been. Had an interesting visit. First, the gentleman’s complimentary meal was prime rib, mashed potatoes and a roll. Not bad for free. After the meal, a girl…

Los Angeles, CA. Right off Holywood blvd. Saturday night. Parking is a bitch here. Small lot was full, the entire side street Winona, nothing. I actually parked on Franklin ave. Walked down. Guy with a…

Dropped by late on a Friday. Small well lit building on the top of a hill just off I-77. Small parking lot with a steep entrance. Safe area. $10 cover and ID check through a…

Been a frequent visitor to COI for work but never had a chance to visit Paradise. Decided to relax on Wednesday evening after work on hearing about the VIP specials. Don’t want to talk much about…

Went to playhouse on a Wednesday afternoon. I arrived around 1:30 and about 5 customers were sitting at the bar. There was evidence of others around but, let’s say, occupied”. The bar is rectangular with two…

My wife and I visited on Labor Day, so events may be different depending on day, time, season, phase of the moon, etc. We showed up early, around 9, and the club had very few dancers,…

Saw the new hype in reviews so decided to pay a visit. $5 to park and $10 to enter at about 3:15. The parking lot was more crowded than inside. Almost all customers and dancers were…

Centerfolds or Glass Slipper? Reviews seems kinda mixed. I not looking for a full home run but a mid mileage experience that isn’t going to cost $1,000.

I spent the day dirt bike riding at trails a few miles south of here and decided to check this place out as a first time visitor on a recent Saturday shortly after the place…

Heading to Dearborn and somehow the car navigation directed me BTs....LOL. With the amount of reviews in-regards to the layout, I will skip that portion. I walked in there just before the night shift began.…

Now charging 10 for parking plus the 10 door fee. Very minimal pat down from the doorman. Enter upstairs come down for the action. I do not recall ever being asked to buy…

Remedial Civics lesson. Glad they still bring this song out on days like today, and teach our youth the lyrics. This land is your land, this land is my land From California to the New…

“A Fun Time, But Space is Tight” I went with a group of five friends on a Sunday night (I know, not ideal), but it was the final night of a bachelor party, and we ended…

Making the drive from Georgia to Southern FL and decided to break up it up by a stop in early evening to Sinsations based on the reviews. There was parking available outside and…

Hit up landing strip on dayshift for the first time this past Monday. Parked my car at the valet, walked upstairs, sat at the bar, and took in the show. It was a decently…

Went to Divas around 10 PM on a Thursday evening. I got the VIP band (you need to get the VIP band in order to get lap dances) which cost 25$. As I was walking…

Saw that they had changed their name from the Old Elliot's to the Pony so thought I would give it a try. I have also subscribed to their Instagram feed and it appears they are…

Club details; $21 cover to get in. It includes a drink. You enter the corner of a long rectangular room. The main stage is dead ahead. The DJ, and the bar are to the right.…

I have visited this place 2 Fridays in a row in hopes of maybe it being a good alternative to centerfolds in galleria my usual go to place since it’s very close to my place.…

Gonna upset the ol' adjudicators and talk about more than one club here. This probably should be an article or something but whatever. I visited all 4 Ottawa clubs (and the 2 in nearby Gatineau)…

I know that someone else posted a remembrance, but I try to post this every year. So here goes... At 8:46 am on 9/11/2001, Mohamed Atta and other hijackers aboard American Airlines Flight 11 crashed…

Stockton, CA. Friday night after midnight. Stockton supposdley is one of the higher crime cities in California, the place where this club is in don't look like the best area but probably not the worst…

So the first thing that I would mention about this gentlemen's club is that it is located in a sketchy area. The sidewalk leading to the door and the parking lot were not lit too…

San Francisco, CA. Friday night. Came here after getting hounded constantly at Garden of Eden fuck that shit, it's annoying as hell. Came down this way. Cover is $20, military is free and also they…

After a bust of a night at Dream Palace, I decided to check out the hype around Christie’s. I wasn’t disappointed! Outside—there’s a Waffle House next door, that’s pretty great. Saw some of the girls going…

San Francisco, CA. Friday night. Neighborhood is FUCKED UP. Right in the heart of the tenderloin, terrible place for a strip club. Homeless tweakers everywhere. I'm not worried about me, but I'm in a rental…

Alright, let me keep it real. Sylvia’s Playhouse in Portland is a whole different scene than what you'd expect from the usual nightlife spots, especially if you're more familiar with strip clubs or other adult…

Brockton spot in the back of a commercial area. Parking is never a problem. Clean and upscale joint with an upstairs and a downstairs. Main stage has two levels, only one dancer on the lower…

Been awhile since I’ve been to Viet cafes in the Garden Grove/Westminster area but decided to check this place out. Would have to say DD’s is far better than OG Cafe Lu, which last time…

San Francisco, CA. Friday night. Broadway in North Beach. One of the best streets for strip club in America. I actually haven't been to this one yet. On the marquee it clearly states $10 dances…

Thursday afternoon. No cover. Someone’s birthday, but that didn’t liven up the joint. 10 dancers. Mostly dark skin black girls. A range of sizes but the voluptuous chick with big nattys wasn’t there. Nice pear shaped…