Planet Hollywood

West Hollywood, CA. Saturday night. Right on sunset. Small parking lot, completely full. I just said fuck it and parked in the neighborhood full of tow away signs. I wasn't gonna be 4 hours. But that could bite me in the ass one day. You definitely can get chicken shit tickets around, that's how this area rolls. Anyway walk up, big black out front, pat down, another guys come out to explain cover is $30 and $10 minimum drink. Walk in pay it at the register. I guest the host dude comes up and see where I want to sit, he wanted me to go to the stage to sit and as the bar was full I said sure. Customers not too many but a lot of middle age, white and asian guys. Set up is a couple stages, bar on the left, right by the bar is the dance area. Lap dances are $54 a song and $460 for 20 minutes.

Dancers. Way too much silicone for me. But I gave it a 9 because I try to grade in the abstract. Other guys might think this is good. But obviously some girls in here are hollywood model level quality. Not all girls enhanced, but many were. Probably 30 maybe 40 something girls. All ethnicities. 20's-40's. Not just Americans, Cubans and a German girl I was chatting with. Mostly thin to average. The thickest was like a big tit, fat booty cubana girl. In Hollywood that's morbidly obese but to me that's what healthy looks like. A few blonde angel types that are always gonna super popular. I would say 6-9 range. Definitely has some high end looking girls. Most too fake for me, but maybe not for you.

The hustle was real. I asked the guy in the booth you pay for the lap dance area about pricing and rules. He said two way touch is fine, it's up to the dancer. A couple dancers I asked about dances they were on the same page where it would be just one way contact during the $54 dance (Oh fuck you) and if you want two way contact you would have to get a room.