In Boston. Won’t be able to go outside of Boston.

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• sfrsox

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  8 days ago

  You could probably get mid-mileage in the $800 range at Centerfolds
• Manuellabore

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  8 days ago

  No extras at Centerfold, and you'll be lucky to get out of a 15 minute VIP for under $500 (with ho tip), and that's if you push back against relentless upselling by the host/hostess (not even the dancer). It's like going to one of those time share sales deals.
  Glass Slipper struck me as a dump but I was surprised to see a recent review saying they've got some attractive dancers there.
  Tough choice.
  Maybe hit an escort site and spend the money you have left hanging at one of Boston's many fine bars that don't have strippers
• blahblahblahs

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  8 days ago

  Between the two, Glass Slipper. You said you can't leave the city, but you should unless you are wearing an ankle monitor. Just get a lyft to Boardroom or Golden Banana.
• Trashtrash

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  6 days ago

  I saw can’t leave because the other guys are against going outside the city. I may try to convince them to go outside for a night out.
• Manuellabore

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  6 days ago

  The Squire is a little trashy but closer than GB or Boardroom.
• blahblahblahs

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  6 days ago

  How many people in your party? More than four and you simply won't fit in Glass Slipper, which is the naughtier and more affordable of the two.
• skibum609

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  6 days ago

  If you're in Massachusetts your choices are the boardroom or Mario's with just staying home a close third. I've strip clubbed more in fucking Utah than Massachusetts, where I live, and I've been once on Utah in the last 20 years.
• Trashtrash

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  6 days ago

  People say Boardroom or Golden Banana but what about Desire?
• skibum609

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  6 days ago

  Golden Banana is 5 or so miles from Boston, the Boardroom less than 20 and Desires is in Providence, twice as far. If it were my stag party, which was actually so long ago it was held at Fantasies, after the greyhound track, I would pick desires. If I knew anything about clubs in Boston I would pick Desires. If I had to stay in Boston I'd eat in Chinatown and go to bed early.
• Trashtrash

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  6 days ago

  @Skibum609. Thanks for the advice!
• blahblahblahs

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  6 days ago

  There are a lot of people on this board who can comment more on what Desire is like on a weekend night, but I'll mention a few things if you are expanding your search to Providence.
  
  There are five clubs in Providence. Desire and Wonderland are close enough you can walk between them. Wonderland is more "urban" and make it rain by reputation, but I've never been.
  
  Fantasies, Foxy Lady, and Cadillac Lounge aren't within walking distance of any other club, but all transit times between them all (and Desire) is low in a motor vehicle.
  
  Cadillac Lounge sucks. Don't go there.
  
  Foxy will have nudity on stage, and is consider the only non-extras club of the group. My last visit to Desire and Fantasies, neither had nudity on stage. You are likely to have more interaction with dancers at Foxy than Desire due to the regualrs nature of Desire.
  
  Fantasies is in decline, but could have a few gems.
• rickdugan

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  6 days ago

  The two downtown clubs are high hustle expensive tourist traps.
  
  The next closest club, Squire, isn't much better. Indeed given its proximity to the airport and all of the airport hotels, it is the epitome of a tourist trap.
  
  As others have said, Boardroom in Brockton or the Providence clubs are likely your best bets. The Amtrak from South Station to downtown Providence is only 45 minutes. You could even overnight in Providence and commute back to Boston the next morning. There is also a commuter rail train between the two stations, but it is much slower.