A wild ride, with a few hits and misses

Alright, let me keep it real. Sylvia’s Playhouse in Portland is a whole different scene than what you'd expect from the usual nightlife spots, especially if you're more familiar with strip clubs or other adult entertainment venues. Walking in, you might first think, "Is this it?" because it’s smaller and not dripping in luxury like some of the more polished spots. But don’t let the size fool you—this place knows how to bring the energy.

The performances? When they’re good, they’re on fire, and the queens really know how to own the stage. But not every performer is going to blow you away—some feel a little rough around the edges. Would recommend Nikki (she’s new) and Olivia

And the crowd? Let’s just say it’s not like the bottle service crowd you’d find in a strip club. You’ve got a mix of folks, from the hardcore regulars who treat every joke like it’s the funniest thing they’ve ever heard, to newbies who clearly don’t know what they’ve signed up for. The space can get packed and sweaty, with nowhere to escape if you’re feeling over it.