Vanity After Dark
412 Broadway San Francisco, CA 94133

Dirty Harry used to actually come here on his lunch break

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Sep 11, 2024, 3:14 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

San Francisco, CA. Friday night. Came here after getting hounded constantly at Garden of Eden fuck that shit, it's annoying as hell. Came down this way. Cover is $20, military is free and also they are owned by the same folks at condor if you get a stamp from there you should be able to get in free. I actually saw the manager/owner (older white guy) possible at both places seemed like friendly guy, we were joking around a bit as I was leaving. Girl at the door also really friendly. Walk upstairs, downstairs not going on. Not too many customers, maybe 4 or 5, way more dancers, small stage at ground level and another off to the side, one girl on each at a time.

 

I've been to a few iterations of this club, they change it up every time. It used to be Penthouse, then Vanity after dark, now it's just Vanity. Same club? Fuck if know. But it's always been real nice inside. Now the dances are much cheaper than they used to be and it's a different set up now. It used to be $40 dances, now it's 2 for $40. And the it's community dance room open cubicles in the back.

 

Dancers, there's always a couple hotties in here. Chloe from back in the day. But she wasn't in tonight. Latina, black and white. No fat chicks. Skinny to at most average. A lot of petite girls if that's your thing. Looked like mostly 20 somethings here. No much silicone, mostly natural. About 15 dancers or so. A lot of girls just sitting, not many customers yet. 6-8 range on the talent I would say. Plenty of 7's to pick from.

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