Come to get mobbed by a pack of vultures

San Francisco, CA. Friday night. Broadway in North Beach. One of the best streets for strip club in America. I actually haven't been to this one yet. On the marquee it clearly states $10 dances and $10 admission. I was just at Condor across the way and made my way over. Bald white guy at the front, pat down and cover is $10 he made an offer to pre pay $10 for a dance with a lady of my choice, na dude I'm gonna wait on that one.

In you go.

Immdiately jumped on two hefty latinas promising me all the extras in the world. I said give me a chance to sit and check out the show. I broke free and got mobbed by the whole lineup, I started started yelling AAAHHHHHH HELP, BACK, GET BACK! GET BACK! STAY BACK! HELP MEEEEEE!!!!!! It got physcial. I ran to the bathroom and locked the door. A big heavy set dancer started broke a hole in the door and shouted "Here's Johnny!" I ran out screaming AAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! The young black DJ looked at me like How come you gotta leave man?!?! After two minutes. The guy tried to give me a free admission pass for next time and I immediately threw that shit in the air and ran down the block. Even naked homeless crack addicts on the street were like "OMG what's craziness is going on over there?!?!?"