Avoid all Ottawa clubs early in the week

Gonna upset the ol' adjudicators and talk about more than one club here. This probably should be an article or something but whatever. I visited all 4 Ottawa clubs (and the 2 in nearby Gatineau) on a recent Monday and Tuesday, all after 9 pm and it was shocking to me how dead all the clubs were. All had no more than 5-6 dancers as well as no more than 5-6 PL's (except club Pigale which had like 3 dancers and 20 dudes, many of who were in groups together partying). And they all charge covers and have a 1 drink minimum for the pleasure of seeing an empty stage.

Girls wise don't think I saw any strong 8's at any of the 6 clubs I visited, maybe 2 or 3 seven's at best, you'd think at least one would be working a slow shift. And the girls are all super hustlers likely given how dead it is - overcounting, offering light extras like tittie sucking but for a price, etc. So yeah, early in the week Ottawa strip clubs are a hard avoid.

Quick recap of the other clubs before I get to NuDen.